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Greetings and cookies to yee
Jenia at 12:03PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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No, sorry, no cookies in this thread.

…Err, yeah. Hello.
My name is Jenia. I'll be your local alien psycho from now on.
Or maybe not. I'm usualy quiet, so maybe I will go unnoticed.
Then again, maybe I won't.

Right. Where was I? Introduction.
I am, as stated above, an alien and a psychopath. I like to pretend to be at least somewhat normal, though.
I have obsessions with teacups, cilinder hats, monocles and windmills.
Did I mention I was random?
Right. Or left. Doesn't matter. I really should go on.

I put up this small comic here. I make it during physics class, so don't expect astronomical quiality.

I was introduced to drunk duck by a member who shall remain unnamed.
For some odd reason, she decided to delete both of her comics here.
I wonder what happened…

In any case, I believe that is all.
…No, wait, theres more. I'm an exprienced writer, though not for comics.
I am also looking for all sorts of people to help me on a SECRET (not really) project.
I enjoy all types of clean humor, mango juice and doing field study on human behaviour.

Yes, I believe I'm done now.
To conclude the above post, I shall state the following -

Hello!
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Lord Shplane at 12:17PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Jenia
I am, as stated above, an alien and a psychopath.

Hey Dark Clown, I found you a girlfriend!

You are a girl, right? It's just that the name sounds feminine.
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Jenia at 12:24PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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I can be whatever you like.

I DID say I'm an alien psychopath.

Really, it is much easier to think of me as an “it” than a he or she.
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Lord Shplane at 12:32PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Jenia
I can be whatever you like.

I DID say I'm an alien psychopath.

Really, it is much easier to think of me as an “it” than a he or she.

Clown's gonna love you.
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Miss Annoying at 1:10PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Welcome Newy! ^.^

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Lord Shplane! you make me laugh! XD
HELLO, I AM MISS ANNOYING! HERE TO BRING ANNOYANCE TO ALL!

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(^.^ ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

Team Rainbow
Poking FUN
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Glarg at 1:19PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Hello there, great to see another alien psychopath such as myself and DC in these forums, welcome to DD! :)


A girl… On the interwebs? Somebody's shot cupids plasma rifel through my chest cavity! <3 <3 <3
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Peter Melvin at 1:33PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Hello. I am not a psycopath but I AM a robot from the future sent here to save the human race.

At least when i dont take the pills I am.

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Jenia at 1:41PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?

Glarg, over 60% of the so called “intraweb” are girls.
Surprised? So was I. Many of them pretend to be guys, too.
Also, why do you define yourself psychotic? Urges to scream? Laugh maniacaly, maybe?

Peter, allow me to ask you a question…
…Why did the human race need saving?
If it is some sort of armageddon, I say quit your job and go make webcomics.
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Glarg at 2:15PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Jenia
Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?

Glarg, over 60% of the so called “intraweb” are girls.
Surprised? So was I. Many of them pretend to be guys, too.
Also, why do you define yourself psychotic? Urges to scream? Laugh maniacaly, maybe?



Well the fact that I've voluntarily spent a year in a the happy house due to my delusions and beliefs of schizophrenia haunting my mind for one should probably be a reason.
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Bocaj at 2:38PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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My step aunt has schizophrenia…









Oh.



Welcome to the Duck!

Pleas enjoy our quality air.
Now 97% less deadly!

Don't read Rape.
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Miss Annoying at 5:15PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Jenia
Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?


well you can call me taylor if it makes you feel better…
Miss Annoying is just the name of one of my many creations :)
(and the only name i could think of at the time) :P

also, randomness is just another sign of ADHD (or ADD) XD
HELLO, I AM MISS ANNOYING! HERE TO BRING ANNOYANCE TO ALL!

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(^.^ ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

Team Rainbow
Poking FUN
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maritalbliss at 7:01PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Welcome to Drunk Duck Jenia. I find it hard to believe by the content of your posts that you are shy. Maybe in the really “real” world, but on the internet you seem quite the saucy poster. You'll fit right in.
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Dark Clown at 7:19PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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hello And Welcome. We like you. you seem silly. We will be stalking you for a while.
We are Dark Clown. Would you like a Cold Hot Cola? Its thirst quenching. it'll Quench yah, Its the Quenchiest…



TACO

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Lord Shplane at 7:22PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Dark Clown
hello And Welcome. We like you. you seem silly. We will be stalking you for a while.
We are Dark Clown. Would you like a Cold Hot Cola? Its thirst quenching. it'll Quench yah, Its the Quenchiest…



TACO

Dude, Clown NEVER posts this much. He must be in LOVE!
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Dark Clown at 7:30PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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LIES, LIES AND SLANDER!

*sees little pink floating hearts above his head*

O///O


*starts to eat the little hearts floating around his head*

O\\\o


*Barfs up Pink slime*

Tastes like Feelings. Blah!!
We Just want to Be loved

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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Jenia at 6:39AM, Sept. 6, 2007
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Why thank you Bocaj, but sadly I'm the kind of alien with no need to breathe.
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Alright, Taylor, allow me to thank you for the welcome.
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maritalbliss, of course you find it hard to believe!
Didn't I say that I like to pretend to be a normal, sociable person?
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Well well, if it isn't THE Dark Clown I keep hearing about!
Allow me to thank you personally for the attention.
I shall make sure your attempts to stalk will be met with many mango strawberries…
And perhaps other things. As for your cola? No thank you, I do not drink toilet-cleaning equipment. I preffer the vital fluids of a genuine russian black boar.
I would offer you some, but all I have at hand is this soap and glue. I don't know many glue eaters, but would you like some?
I've heard it can help in cases of… PINK SLIME…
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Sir Shplane, allow me to thank you for your enthusiasm. It is truely inspiring.



I believe I am done.
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Cthulhu at 3:13PM, Sept. 6, 2007
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You can't be done! I never got to welcome you yet!

Welcome to DrunkDuck!
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CaptianCrunch at 4:42AM, Sept. 10, 2007
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Hello I am Captian Crunch!
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Poke Alster at 9:48AM, Oct. 30, 2007
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Hello welcome to drunk duck, hope you enjoy your stay, would you like some cola?(no cookies)
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trevoramueller at 7:39AM, Oct. 31, 2007
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So long as they're chocolate chip cookies (and not those tracking computer cookies), we're all set. Welcome!
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