No, sorry, no cookies in this thread.

…Err, yeah. Hello.
My name is Jenia. I'll be your local alien psycho from now on.
Or maybe not. I'm usualy quiet, so maybe I will go unnoticed.
Then again, maybe I won't.

Right. Where was I? Introduction.
I am, as stated above, an alien and a psychopath. I like to pretend to be at least somewhat normal, though.
I have obsessions with teacups, cilinder hats, monocles and windmills.
Did I mention I was random?
Right. Or left. Doesn't matter. I really should go on.

I put up this small comic here. I make it during physics class, so don't expect astronomical quiality.

I was introduced to drunk duck by a member who shall remain unnamed.
For some odd reason, she decided to delete both of her comics here.
I wonder what happened…

In any case, I believe that is all.
…No, wait, theres more. I'm an exprienced writer, though not for comics.
I am also looking for all sorts of people to help me on a SECRET (not really) project.
I enjoy all types of clean humor, mango juice and doing field study on human behaviour.

Yes, I believe I'm done now.
To conclude the above post, I shall state the following -

Hello!

Jenia
I am, as stated above, an alien and a psychopath.

Hey Dark Clown, I found you a girlfriend!

You are a girl, right? It's just that the name sounds feminine.

I can be whatever you like.

I DID say I'm an alien psychopath.

Really, it is much easier to think of me as an “it” than a he or she.

Jenia
I can be whatever you like.

I DID say I'm an alien psychopath.

Really, it is much easier to think of me as an “it” than a he or she.

Clown's gonna love you.

Welcome Newy! ^.^

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Lord Shplane! you make me laugh! XD

Hello there, great to see another alien psychopath such as myself and DC in these forums, welcome to DD! :)


A girl… On the interwebs? Somebody's shot cupids plasma rifel through my chest cavity! <3 <3 <3

Hello. I am not a psycopath but I AM a robot from the future sent here to save the human race.

At least when i dont take the pills I am.

Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?

Glarg, over 60% of the so called “intraweb” are girls.
Surprised? So was I. Many of them pretend to be guys, too.
Also, why do you define yourself psychotic? Urges to scream? Laugh maniacaly, maybe?

Peter, allow me to ask you a question…
…Why did the human race need saving?
If it is some sort of armageddon, I say quit your job and go make webcomics.

Jenia
Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?

Glarg, over 60% of the so called “intraweb” are girls.
Surprised? So was I. Many of them pretend to be guys, too.
Also, why do you define yourself psychotic? Urges to scream? Laugh maniacaly, maybe?

Well the fact that I've voluntarily spent a year in a the happy house due to my delusions and beliefs of schizophrenia haunting my mind for one should probably be a reason.

My step aunt has schizophrenia…




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Oh.



Welcome to the Duck!

Pleas enjoy our quality air.
Now 97% less deadly!

Jenia
Thank you, miss… Should I really be calling you that?

well you can call me taylor if it makes you feel better…
Miss Annoying is just the name of one of my many creations :)
(and the only name i could think of at the time) :P

also, randomness is just another sign of ADHD (or ADD) XD

Welcome to Drunk Duck Jenia. I find it hard to believe by the content of your posts that you are shy. Maybe in the really “real” world, but on the internet you seem quite the saucy poster. You'll fit right in.

hello And Welcome. We like you. you seem silly. We will be stalking you for a while.
We are Dark Clown. Would you like a Cold Hot Cola? Its thirst quenching. it'll Quench yah, Its the Quenchiest…



TACO

Dark Clown
hello And Welcome. We like you. you seem silly. We will be stalking you for a while.
We are Dark Clown. Would you like a Cold Hot Cola? Its thirst quenching. it'll Quench yah, Its the Quenchiest…



TACO

Dude, Clown NEVER posts this much. He must be in LOVE!

LIES, LIES AND SLANDER!

*sees little pink floating hearts above his head*

O///O


*starts to eat the little hearts floating around his head*

O\\\o


*Barfs up Pink slime*

Tastes like Feelings. Blah!!
We Just want to Be loved

Why thank you Bocaj, but sadly I'm the kind of alien with no need to breathe.
-
Alright, Taylor, allow me to thank you for the welcome.
-
maritalbliss, of course you find it hard to believe!
Didn't I say that I like to pretend to be a normal, sociable person?
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Well well, if it isn't THE Dark Clown I keep hearing about!
Allow me to thank you personally for the attention.
I shall make sure your attempts to stalk will be met with many mango strawberries…
And perhaps other things. As for your cola? No thank you, I do not drink toilet-cleaning equipment. I preffer the vital fluids of a genuine russian black boar.
I would offer you some, but all I have at hand is this soap and glue. I don't know many glue eaters, but would you like some?
I've heard it can help in cases of… PINK SLIME…
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Sir Shplane, allow me to thank you for your enthusiasm. It is truely inspiring.



I believe I am done.

You can't be done! I never got to welcome you yet!

Welcome to DrunkDuck!

Hello I am Captian Crunch!

Hello welcome to drunk duck, hope you enjoy your stay, would you like some cola?(no cookies)

So long as they're chocolate chip cookies (and not those tracking computer cookies), we're all set. Welcome!