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Insanity at 6:09PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Predictions for 2008 from BorowitzReport.com

January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal, Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.

February: Responding to the controversy over the CIAs waterboarding videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administrations opposition to videotaping.

March: As the writers strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second Transformers film without a script, just like they did with the first one.

April: Monica Lewinsky will announce her candidacy for President of the United States. She will offer herself as an alternative to Hillary, saying, It worked before.

May: Attempting to bolster flagging enlistment rates, the Army will change its recruitment slogan from “Army Strong,” to “I Can't Believe Its Not a Civil War.”

June: Population experts will warn that the worlds population will soar in 2008, largely due to the Spears sisters.

July: China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States under the name Delicious Cupcakes.

August: Sen. Edward Kennedy will abandon plans to write his memoirs, explaining, I can't even remember what I did last night.

September: At the Republican National Convention, G.O.P. nominee Mike Huckabee will select Jesus Christ as his running mate.

October: O.J. Simpson will be convicted in Las Vegas, proving that it is easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia.

November: President-elect Michael Bloomberg will defend the five-billion-dollar cost of his campaign, arguing, “Rupert Murdoch paid that much for The Wall Street Journal, and I get a whole country.”

December: In his last official act, President Bush will announce an exit strategy from Iraq. The President will withdraw all U.S. troops through Iran.


This is from the Borowitz Report.

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 7:40PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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