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darko4ever at 4:30PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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I've been on this site for a while but never really actually did anything due to the fact I had limit access to the inter-webbing :p

So basically I got 1 comic and loads of artwork. Basically it really all started out as a a school project but turn to be something interesting.
So naturally I came here. Stupied school doesn't appreciate comics

Hello Drunkduck community.

My Name is Marcus, I'm Australian, I love comics and many other things but I'll bottle that up for now.

*wink*



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amanda at 5:15PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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Um, heaven hi?
I figure I should be your opposite since we signed up the same day ^.^ It also makes us both really awesome - so awesome, in fact, that there could potentially be a catastrophic awesome imbalance.
So welcome, Marcus!
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 5:42PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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Gooday darko4ever. At this point I would usually begin to develop some mildly eccentric theme which could then be further extended and juxtaposed with other posts later in the thread.

Unfortunately, Amanda just walked by and my train of thought has left the station.

Next train aint due 'til high noon. Gonna be a long night. Yessir, sure is gonna be a long night.

Dum de dum de dah………
Er……..boo!
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darko4ever at 5:53PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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*insert moody film noir squence with a cigar and very strong lighting from a broken lamp*

I enjoyed the replies thankz
*Hugs all around*

“Juxtaposed” I love it when you talk science

You seriosly got to teach me some of those words, I want to review some of these comics here. Guess I just have to do it the hard way, read alot of books and learn how to write.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 6:43PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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There'll be many more replies to come, but beware: dark thoughts are whispered along this thread, as though it were held taught between two cola cans - one icy cold, the other emitting an intense heat.

darko4ever
You seriosly got to teach me some of those words, I want to review some of these comics here. Guess I just have to do it the hard way, read alot of books and learn how to write.

No time for all that school type stuff - there's comics to be made! Nice line and tone style - something to read while ahm a waitin fer that train. Sure is quiet tonight. Real purty moon too. Yessir, sure is quiet with a real purty moon.

Dum dah dum de dah de dum da da……..
Er……..boo!
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amanda at 7:36PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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Why bother waiting for the train? You know I'm just going to walk by again, thus sabatoging your carefully laid plans to get on the train. It's my destiny.
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json at 7:48PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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amanda
Um, heaven hi?
I figure I should be your opposite since we signed up the same day ^.^ It also makes us both really awesome - so awesome, in fact, that there could potentially be a catastrophic awesome imbalance.
So welcome, Marcus!

oh wow….so…true story, the town i went to high school in (the one featured in the first 2 chapters of my comic….shameless plug)….the was ACTUALLY a city ordinace passed by this one f***tard that required ALL city employess to answer the phone “heaven-o” because “hello” included the word “hell” and it could be deemed offensive. that shit even made national news that's how asinine it is!
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Aghammer at 7:52PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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Welcome to the madness of the duck… be careful, not everyone is as friendly as Amanda.. some bite!

json, what the hell (oops:)
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darko4ever at 8:13PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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I've enjoy the train trip, Sometimes I can spend hours on a train just doddling people.

Madness of the Duck, I feel like I'm home.
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Renga Studio at 9:52PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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There are demons in my hair. They whisper useless secrets in the dead of afternoon.

That's what Custard Trout might say if had he posted here. Oh well, welcome to DrunkDuck, darko4ever. Have fun making comics here, and enjoy the weather that's not being controlled by my weather machine, which still isn't working at the moment. :(
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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darko4ever at 11:23PM, Sept. 30, 2008
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Lot of things not working here at the moment
*Cries at void where the thumbnail for his comic should be*

My English teacher believes I see demons… I believe he is a demon.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 4:05AM, Oct. 1, 2008
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json
oh wow….so…true story, the town i went to high school in (the one featured in the first 2 chapters of my comic….shameless plug)….the was ACTUALLY a city ordinace passed by this one f***tard that required ALL city employess to answer the phone “heaven-o” because “hello” included the word “hell” and it could be deemed offensive. that shit even made national news that's how asinine it is!

Are yer slingin' mud at the whole dang town json, or mebbe's yer taggin' the walls with yer spraycan? - yup' ah seen yer showin' off yer misdemeaners, an' ah aint jus' talkin' 'bout them thar white dreads!

Amanda
Why bother waiting for the train? You know I'm just going to walk by again, thus sabatoging your carefully laid plans to get on the train. It's my destiny.

Dangit! Next train aint 'til nightfall. Gonna be a long day. Yesiree, sure is gonna be a long day.

Dum dum de do dah………
Er……..boo!
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Brogan at 8:52AM, Oct. 1, 2008
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Hi darko4eve, and welcome to the duck!
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Steely Gaze at 3:26PM, Oct. 1, 2008
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Welcome! Well, here, have a complimentary fruit basket. We've got apples, oranges, pineapples, peaches, plums, and a tomato. Enjoy! :)

And should you ever need help, be sure to check out our two lovely help sub-forums. Reading some of the stickied threads there will provide you with insight should you need it.

But you seem like a smart lad, so I'm sure you'll muddle through. :)
A Roll of the Dice now with full-size pages!

John Clyde now with ten times the tacky Hawaiian shirts!
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Mushroomcomix at 9:13PM, Oct. 1, 2008
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Hello er I mean Heaven-o….. welcome to the Duck Darko4ever!
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:19PM, Oct. 2, 2008
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I've noticed that little bit of hell in our greetings aswell.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 5:23PM, Oct. 2, 2008
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Puff_Of_Smoke
I've noticed that little bit of hell in our greetings aswell.
True, but nobody's seen him for days.
Er……..boo!
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darko4ever at 4:44PM, Oct. 3, 2008
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Puff_Of_Smoke
I've noticed that little bit of hell in our greetings aswell.

I really didn't see the problem till recently, Hell… I sort of was trying to play around with the word Hello but ended up breaking the fabrics of time and space and created a demon word that has foul butt raping monkeys coming out of it's pointy ears and snarling snout with horns as big as my Di__.
*Takes a bite out of complementary apple*
__ck. That comes to your bedroom at night and steals your pillow and your socks and laughs at you as you wake up and wonder "where is my pillow* and as you try the focus it flies away into the night with one of your socks using it's big coal powered wings.



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Dark Clown at 6:45PM, Oct. 3, 2008
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humm. We are sorry, We never gave you our warm Death rendering Welcome.

*ahem*

Welcome, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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crazyninny at 7:52PM, Oct. 3, 2008
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HEATHEN.
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darko4ever at 11:46PM, Oct. 3, 2008
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Peace, Peace.

Chill no need for… *squints* Heathen… where have I heard that before?…


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Ironscarfs Ghost at 12:14PM, Oct. 4, 2008
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Crazyninny
HEATHEN.

The less she says, the more she says!

I need to enrol in St.Ninny's.
Er……..boo!
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darko4ever at 2:47AM, Oct. 5, 2008
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The More I say the less I understand,

I now know where it is from, Silent Hill. I love that game… LOVE IT. Such good music and the whole style.

*is currently playing Silent Hill:Origins*

I wonder if I'll go to Heaven-o Or Hell-low?

*I stand in cosmic reflection*

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Sea_Cow at 1:50PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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darko4ever
The More I say the less I understand,

I now know where it is from, Silent Hill. I love that game… LOVE IT. Such good music and the whole style.

*is currently playing Silent Hill:Origins*

I wonder if I'll go to Heaven-o Or Hell-low?

*I stand in cosmic reflection*





so i herd u liek existentialism?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 2:23PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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Sea_Cow


So that's what you were doing. We were all expecting fresh moose.
Er……..boo!
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darko4ever at 3:57PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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That was witty

I broke my childhood toy, I was almost tempted to buy it again like 10 years later (being only a young adult) but I realize you need to move on then you can leave the world accomplishing a lot more then you would if you stayed in the past playing with your childhood friends and memories.

Plus when your older you get to have sex, which is fucking awesome and kills so much time.

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Aghammer at 9:21PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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AND then you start making comics…. hell yeah! Ha ha, wait a minute… no, maybe not.. ;)
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darko4ever at 11:27PM, Oct. 5, 2008
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I find it harder to draw comic when in a realtionship, Girls get jealous of girls I draw, then they think the characters in love with the girl represent myself.

It all sums up to no sex…

Make a graph the more you make comics the less sex you get.

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Mushroomcomix at 1:33PM, Oct. 6, 2008
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I dunno bout that… just don't let her see the girls you draw. Or tell her they are all based on her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery
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deepcheese at 2:23PM, Oct. 6, 2008
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Heavev-o!

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