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HELL YEAH, BLACK DYNAMITE!
Sea_Cow at 11:56AM, July 28, 2009
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Fuck yes, only a movie this great could get me to replace my John Goodman avatar and write a thread about it with an ALL CAPS title.

A little taste of BLACK DYNAMITE



Full trailer (RedBand, so brief NSFW)




Black Dynamite is a real movie coming out this year. It basically parodies the Blaxploitation genre by being exactly like every 70's Blaxploitation movie ever.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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lefarce at 12:13PM, July 28, 2009
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How are you just now finding out about this you jiiiiiiiiiiiiiive muthafuckaaaaa?


 
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Sea_Cow at 12:30PM, July 28, 2009
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It was at Sundance this year, but it's not officially coming out until October. So I think now is a good time to let FUCKING EVERYBODY know about it.
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lefarce at 12:37PM, July 28, 2009
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I've known about it for around a year :smug:

ONCE AGAIN A REMINDER: Cedric Yarborough plays a character named Chocolate Giddyup

 
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Sea_Cow at 12:43PM, July 28, 2009
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But did you ever feel it coursing through your veins like a mighty black chocolate stream of thunder?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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lefarce at 12:48PM, July 28, 2009
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But did you ever feel it coursing through your veins like a mighty black chocolate stream of thunder?

I drink 40oz malts as it is. I already have panther blood flowing through my proud black veins.

 
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NickGuy at 2:26PM, July 28, 2009
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lolz whut a nub

“Kung Fu Komix IS…hardcore martial art action all the way. 8/10” -Harkovast
“Kung Fu Komix is that rare comic that is made with heart and love of the medium, and it delivers” -Zenstrive
“Kung Fu Komix is…so awesome” -threeeyeswurm
“Kung Fu Komix is..told with all the stupid exuberance of the genre it parodies” -The Real Macabre
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Sea_Cow at 2:52PM, July 28, 2009
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lolz whut a nub

You liked Speed Racer. Be quiet.
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lefarce at 3:16PM, July 28, 2009
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Speed Racer is rad for all the wrong reasons.

 
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Dark Pascual at 4:02PM, July 28, 2009
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I actually thought that it was an old Blaxplotiation movie…They really caught the spirit of the genre…

Should have been put together with Grindhouse…
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lefarce at 4:07PM, July 28, 2009
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Dark Pascual
I actually thought that it was an old Blaxplotiation movie…They really caught the spirit of the genre…

Should have been put together with Grindhouse…

Shout have been put in place of Death Proof. As much as I like Tarantino, that movie can go fuck its self.


 
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subcultured at 11:46PM, July 28, 2009
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spawny guy!
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Sea_Cow at 9:55AM, July 29, 2009
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Dark Pascual
I actually thought that it was an old Blaxplotiation movie…They really caught the spirit of the genre…

Should have been put together with Grindhouse…

Shout have been put in place of Death Proof. As much as I like Tarantino, that movie can go fuck its self.



That was really the best piece of dialogue in the whole movie.
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lefarce at 11:56AM, July 29, 2009
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Django owned so hard. It had it all!

Rape? CHECK
Tarantino being awesome? CHECK
A gun vs sword fight? CHECK
Hot asian milf? CHECKKKKKKK

 
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Sea_Cow at 1:51PM, July 29, 2009
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Django owned so hard. It had it all!

Rape? CHECK
Tarantino being awesome? CHECK
A gun vs sword fight? CHECK
Hot asian milf? CHECKKKKKKK


I lol'd so hard when the bad guy got shot in the face at the end.

Also, I could totally see Tarantino directing a movie adaption of Le Farce. Of course, Eli Roth could help with the part where Dice punches the chick and kills her baby.
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lefarce at 2:25PM, July 29, 2009
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I would want Uwe Boll to do a live action Le Farce, to me that would be the best directorial choice.

Also yeah, I like how Miike knows that when you bring a gun to a sword fight the gun wins

 
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Sea_Cow at 3:03PM, July 29, 2009
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Hey, what about David Lynch? I'd love to see his take on “EJ in Wonderland”.
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lefarce at 4:09PM, July 29, 2009
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Hey, what about David Lynch? I'd love to see his take on “EJ in Wonderland”.

Rabbits is one of the creepiest fucking things I've ever had the pleasure of watching at 2am, with only a glass of whiskey and my paranoia to keep me company.

 
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Sea_Cow at 5:25PM, July 29, 2009
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Lynch brought me some of the most horrifying acid trips of all time. As in, right up there with Pink Floyd's Trial horrifying.
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