Jellomix has a point. Someone who eats all the twinkies is very suspect in the cool category. ;)

Trout, I've seen some strips that truly sucked and I'm still here, all my awesomeness intact. Of course, my awesomeness is on a galactic scale.

Custard Trout
Everyone who read it died of having the awesome sucked out of them.

I'd be interested to know whether you would cite the writing, or the visuals, as being the most suckworthy, or all three?

Entirely Fictitious Quotes Quarterly
The greatest obstacle to the realisation of one's complete creative potential, is the failiure to recognise or accept one's true suckworthiness.

You're already at the next level - you can't give up now. For god's sake man, by destroying your own work, you're swimming in the duckpond of artistic genius!

Probably the visuals. The writing sucked as well, but the basic idea was good. I'm actually working on remaking it and-

Wait, when did this thread start being about my suck? This is a joyous occasion and we should be discussing joyous things, such as cake and kittens and kitten flavoured cake.

Custard Trout
I'm actually working on remaking it and-

Fantastico! - I await the results with baited hook.

But you're right - we're here to celebrate the official arrival of htbuzz:

Charles Dickens
Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.

Well what did he know?! A big electric handshake goes out to you htbuzz! :dizzy:

That would explain that shocking sensation in my right hand. :)

Thanks, Ghost.

(Shocking the lengths one will go to for a bad joke, isn't it?)

Charles Dickens does web comics?? ROCK ON!

Whenever you touch the Scarf you always get a shock, maybe when he is resurrected that will go away…who knows.

Trout, EVERYONE enjoys talking about your suckatude so let's keep that going…I'm sure buzz will join in when he gets to know you better!

And get out of my dumpster!! (oh wait, that's not me)…

Hey, I'm always willing to talk about how much other people suck, but I've had no proof of the suckatude being discussed. So, is it suckatude or just low self esteem?

Most people here haven't, only about five people read it, out of pity.

Custard Trout
Most people here haven't, only about five people read it, out of pity.

Can you remember who those five were? Just a basic list with short CVs and demographics would suffice.

I tried to leave this troutsucking theme alone but it keeps coming back by popular request.

It's the Unchained Melody of forum topics.

Man, I remember when the only thing people used to suck was my ‘custard’.

Those were good times. Where did they go?

Custard Trout
Man, I remember when the only thing people used to suck was my ‘custard’.

You just loaded disturbing imagery directly into my right hemisphere - I wish you could see this, and know my pain!

Now you've finished messing with your avatar, perhaps we can get back to normal service…… hey, don't log me out aggggaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii……….