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subcultured at 12:17PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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Well guys, here's the deal: I'm 25 years old and still a virgin. Yes, I know, it's pretty weird… I've always been a shy guy, and as time passed I just got too old. To be honest, I'm not quite happy about this, as one would figure.

Actually, I almost lost it once. I had a girlfriend when I was 23. But in the end pretty much nothing happened - she left me for a guy that had more money than I did. I don't think I'm ugly looking, I'm just not good with this kind of stuff. And since then I also have a trauma of sorts.

Anyway. I'm going to tell you why I set up this website. I made a bet with a friend of mine (my only friend who knows about this situation, and who is, by the way, very pretty): if I get 5 million unique hits for this website until New Year's eve, she's going to “help” me. It's exactly what you're thinking! If I can't do it, I'll have to do anything she wants for a whole month.

So, I ask to whoever is reading this: tell about this website to everyone you know!! Please, help me! You just have to enter the website. I'm doing all I can. Thanks :)

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lol he's not gonna make it
http://helpavirgin.com/
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ozoneocean at 1:15PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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How many of those sucky things have there been?
“Send this e-mail on because for every e-mail sent on doctors will donate money towards me getting a heart transplant. Please do it, I'm only 8 and I don't want to die.” lol!

I say it's a stupid fraud like the rest. He could easily pay for advertising and get those hits, or even just cheat.
 
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HippieVan at 2:31PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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Or he could get an escort. I imagine that would take a lot less effort.
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SeriousQuiche at 3:33PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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Why won't he just hire a lady of the evening to help him if he's so concerned about it? o_0
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LoveandGuns at 5:44PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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I think I've seen worse cases. Such as a 35 year old virgin who never got laid due to being too much of a geek/nerd.

Being 25 and still a virgin shouldn't be too shameful… Should it?
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Ironscarfs Ghost at 7:10PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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Being 25 and still a virgin shouldn't be too shameful… Should it?
Only if your name is Mary.
Er……..boo!
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LoveandGuns at 8:28PM, Nov. 16, 2008
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Well… He's getting a tiny bit closer, I guess.

Edit: 270,033 - Holy crap it jumped by a lot. o-o
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Tacster002 at 9:41AM, Nov. 17, 2008
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I think sex is overrated and silly, but eh, if he wants it so badly, I'll click.
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SeriousQuiche at 9:59AM, Nov. 17, 2008
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251,666

Well… He's getting a tiny bit closer, I guess.

Edit: 270,033 - Holy crap it jumped by a lot. o-o

Still bet he won't make it by New Years.
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PIT_FACE at 1:24PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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you know what?i'm not gonna click on the link.i want to see him fail!
i also wonder what kinda chick this is .“…oh baby….you know what really get's me off? pageveiws….get 5 million pageveiws by new years and i'll rock your world…”
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kyupol at 1:55PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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looks like attention whoring to me.

Who the hell cares if youre a virgin or not?

Now tell me. Is there any identifier of a person's virginity?!? Is it really possible to look through a crowd and pluck out all the virgins in there? How can that be done? I'm interested to know.
NOW UPDATING!!!
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Mushroomcomix at 3:10PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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you know what?i'm not gonna click on the link.i want to see him fail!
i also wonder what kinda chick this is .“…oh baby….you know what really get's me off? pageveiws….get 5 million pageveiws by new years and i'll rock your world…”


There are stranger fetishes out there, at least she didn't request an R Kelly or a steamer….
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cool guy at 3:54PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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I could only think of 1 thing when i read that:

MOTHER FUCKIN LOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bravo1102 at 4:56PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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I think BAD sex is overrated and silly, but eh, if he wants it so badly, I'll click.

There much better. Anyone who says that sex is overrated has not had a worthwhile sexual experience.

As for the 25 year old virgin… go get laid already would you? I'm positve that at least one of his 300,000+ hits is a woman who's willing to have sex with him. The site has been up since July 10th. He probably got more email offers of sex than he could handle by July 12th.
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HippieVan at 6:59PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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looks like attention whoring to me.

Who the hell cares if youre a virgin or not?

Now tell me. Is there any identifier of a person's virginity?!? Is it really possible to look through a crowd and pluck out all the virgins in there? How can that be done? I'm interested to know.

He cares.
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ozoneocean at 7:06PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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He probably got more email offers of sex than he could handle by July 12th.
…This sounds like a brilliant plan.
 
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machinehead at 9:04PM, Nov. 17, 2008
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If he was a chick he could sell his virginity for 3 million dollars like that one girl. I don't see how its so hard to get laid these days. People are sluts.
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Custard Trout at 8:44AM, Nov. 18, 2008
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cool guy
I could only think of 1 thing when i read that:

MOTHER FUCKIN LOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I know another person who'll be a virgin when they're twenty five. Apart from me, I mean.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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bravo1102 at 1:28PM, Nov. 19, 2008
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He probably got more email offers of sex than he could handle by July 12th.
…This sounds like a brilliant plan.

A recently divorced woman told me that she went on Match.com and has had sex with 30 men in the past six months. I understand this is a common experience these days.

This guy could try the same thing. Or set up a web site saying he's a virgin and put an email link on it… Oh wait he already did. ;)

I should send him a few more gross of condoms he might be running out after the last gross I sent him. ;)
(a gross = a dozen dozen or 144)
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crocty at 1:47PM, Nov. 20, 2008
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He has 40 days left, and 4.6 mill hits to get.

lolololololol
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Walrus at 5:07PM, Nov. 20, 2008
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Being 25 and still a virgin shouldn't be too shameful… Should it?
Only if your name is Mary.

Or Wingspan.
 
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Willicus at 8:31AM, Nov. 21, 2008
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I have to agree with Tacster.
Sex is overrated.
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ozoneocean at 7:57PM, Nov. 21, 2008
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I have to agree with Tacster.
Sex is overrated.
That's because you're doing it wrong!!!!!!!

Tab A goes into slot B!
No need to use an Allen key.
If you have bits left over, keep it to yourself.
 
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bravo1102 at 6:35AM, Nov. 22, 2008
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I have to agree with Tacster.
Sex is overrated.
That's because you're doing it wrong!!!!!!!

Tab A goes into slot B!
No need to use an Allen key.
If you have bits left over, keep it to yourself.

I have to concur. If you think it's overrated you haven't had good sex. Find a better partner. Read the Kama Sutra. Contact Dr. Ruth or any other sex therapist. Read Everything you wanted to Know about Sex but were Afraid to Ask, read The Third Chimpanzee The stats say that most people just don't enjoy it because they don't do it right. It's play! They don't realize that sex is all about fun and pleasure not procreation that's just an occasional result (28% rate of conception)

Give me someone who doesn't enjoy sex and I'll show you someone who never had a decent orgasm. It ain't IN & OUT I'm Done! ZZZzzzzz WTF!
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werien at 7:14PM, Nov. 24, 2008
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Give me someone who doesn't enjoy sex and I'll show you someone who never had a decent orgasm. It ain't IN & OUT I'm Done! ZZZzzzzz WTF!


I lol'd so hard, this is so true on so many levels…
You can't see me….
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Skullbie at 9:34PM, Nov. 27, 2008
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.“…oh baby….you know what really get's me off? pageveiws……”

:neenjah:Y-yeah?
 
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Eunice P at 10:31PM, Nov. 27, 2008
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He should watch the Maury show and see all the stupid people who were in a hurry to have sex, now have babies, and no futures because of it.
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ozoneocean at 12:35AM, Nov. 28, 2008
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Sarah Palin's daughter…
 
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bravo1102 at 7:53AM, Nov. 28, 2008
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He should watch the Maury show and see all the stupid people who were in a hurry to have sex, now have babies, and no futures because of it.

Birth control and personal responsibility. Operative descriptive word here is “stupid” If they didn't have the kids they would have done something else equally as stupid. One could only hope something worth a Darwin Award but we are not always that lucky. ;)

And for every worthless idiot on Maury there are many who make it work as a young parent. But that doesn't make for good TV.
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NickGuy at 6:30PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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screw that noise, send his pretty friend this way.

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