I've been around, but never really taken the time to stop by the forums to introduce myself or to look around. Thought I'd do that today, so here I am. Let's start off with the easy stuff…

I'm Crest Forte as the screen name suggests. Simple enough. I like pointing out the obvious and lazing around the house in my sleep pants. Spend most my days writing or drawing unless I'm being harassed by my parents to take them out on a trip across the States (they hate driving alone for some reason).

Unfortunately, I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when I was twenty-three, so I have days when I can't hold a pencil in my hands or simply can't walk. Yeah, I'm a freaking cripple at times. Hence why I had to hire someone to work with me on my comic. There are also times when I just sleep the day away.

Anything else? There's the typical things. I like video games, comics, drinking, partying, camping, music, hanging out with friends, D&D, fishing… And then there's the unusual things that I think guys shouldn't really like doing, but I do…like candy (lollies are my favorite), really cute things like plush animals (still sleep with a stuffed animal), cosplaying, designing clothes, clinging to people…

If you want to be friends or want just want to chat or something…feel free to look me up…

you know what else guys like? Gender stereotypes. Clearly you are not a real man. Probably gay or a transvestite or something.

Should I have mentioned I'm bisexual? I didn't think that should matter, but I guess it does to you… And I'm no transvestite…I'll pass on chicks' clothing. huh!?

Crest! Welcome to the fun ^.^ I like lazing about at home in my sleep pants, too, and I firmly believe we should be able to wear said sleep pants to work. Mmm, comfort.

You shouldn't hire someone to help with your comic - you should blackmail ‘em instead! Get ’em drunk and take racy pictures - then.. profit!

I think they're both underage… :cry: So I don't think it would be a good idea for me to give it a try…it could backfire on me. And knowing my luck, it would.

Crest Forte
Should I have mentioned I'm bisexual? I didn't think that should matter, but I guess it does to you… And I'm no transvestite…I'll pass on chicks' clothing. huh!?

Well then, that changes everything.

Internet sex?

custard trout
Internet sex?

*sigh*
…I'll get the mop.

I'll have to pass. Can't seem to find a big enough condom to protect my laptop. Can't take a chance these days.

Ahaha, Custard is such an asshole :D

Crest Forte? That's the coolest name I've ever heard. Hi, I'm Ash Bloodthorne, you can call me Vengeance though.

Welcome to Drunk Duck! Don't worry, those things that guys aren't supposed to like, well, a lot of guys like them. What makes you a badass is when you can be comfortable liking them because you're still, actually, a badass.

Nice to meet you! PS - The laptop condom was hilarious.

Crest Forte
I'll have to pass. Can't seem to find a big enough condom to protect my laptop. Can't take a chance these days.

Pfft, hose things are stretchy enough to fit over a laptop. If you're not interested, just say so. I. . . I can take it.

Nothing wrong with being an asshole. Otherwise…simpletons wouldn't know they're idiots. I need to be told every now and then. My brother will put me in a headlock and stroke my head while stating, “That's my special boy…” Yep, he's an asshole. 8D

Why hello there and Welcome, Would You like a Cold Hot Cola?