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prophetoftheyam at 5:42PM, Feb. 24, 2008
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Hi, I'm the Prophet of the Yam. My goal for the next month is to convert as many people as I can to Yamminism. If you can worship a glob of spaghetti and meatballs then how hard can it be to bow down to a yam. I'm looking forward to meeting you all,
Yours sincerely,
The Prophet
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Insanity at 5:43PM, Feb. 24, 2008
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You forgot about Ryo Bakura

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crazyninny at 7:37PM, Feb. 24, 2008
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Yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm.
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usedbooks at 9:23PM, Feb. 24, 2008
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I think yam is used as a misnomer for sweet potatoes sometimes. Real yams are a different species that grows in Africa. I think I learned that from either the Food Network or Lupin III…

Yams or sweet potatoes, I'm afraid I don't like either. Is there a devil in your religion? Perhaps I can worship him instead.
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Paper_Cut at 9:53PM, Feb. 24, 2008
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Ohio!

'Ello!
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Custard Trout at 10:08PM, Feb. 24, 2008
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I am intrigued. Tell me more, oh mighty Prophet of the Yam.
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Steely Gaze at 6:30AM, Feb. 25, 2008
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Uhh…right. Sorry to disappoint you, but we already have a lot of home-grown evil religions around these forums. I think you'll find it hard to keep up with the competition.
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Renga Studio at 7:43AM, Feb. 25, 2008
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I'm still gonna need more convincing, prophetoftheyam; I've been here for some time and I still haven't gotten around to worshipping crazyninny as yet.
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amanda at 7:55AM, Feb. 25, 2008
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Hmm, I'm skeptical about this new Yamminism thing. What benefits do I get as a believer? What un-benefits do I get as an un-believer? Would I not be allowed to eat yams and/or sweet potatoes anymore, or would I be *required* to eat them in reverence?
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Insanity at 3:12PM, Feb. 25, 2008
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People, People. Listen!

I am the Pope(or Cardinal), and I will take questions!
1 at a time please!

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I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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prophetoftheyam at 4:10PM, Feb. 25, 2008
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Dear followers and listeners, I will now answer your questions:

1.usedbooks, the devil of Yammimnism happens to be the Evil Apple, you satinic followers of him may worship in AppleBee's

2.Custard Trout, I'm currenlty working on The Holy Bibble of the Yam, for now just remember that the Holy Yam of Prosperity, Protector of Ground Fruits, Great Vegetable, May be found at… Your local Hyvee

3.Steely Gaze, BLASPHEME

4.Renga Studio, Just Wait

5.Amanda, The Holy Yam of Prosperity is unpicky, you are not required to do or eat anything in service of the Holy Yam

I will do my best to begin posts on the Holy Bibble of the Yam, just hold on
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Insanity at 5:24PM, Feb. 25, 2008
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Don't eat yams if you are Yamministic

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I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Orange at 6:59PM, Feb. 25, 2008
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FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER FTW
:D
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amanda at 8:51PM, Feb. 25, 2008
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orange
FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER FTW
Heck yes - I'm all for a religion that advocates piracy. Arrr!
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trevoramueller at 11:30AM, Feb. 29, 2008
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Pirates are stinky. :P

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