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how stuff (really) works
Locoma at 10:27AM, June 7, 2007
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tell us how stuff really works:
note: it has to be a JOKE, unreal, fictional, almost ridiculous (not gibberish, please, make it creative)

drunkduck ranking
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Locoma at 10:28AM, June 7, 2007
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voltee pressing up and down arrows

becoming a mod/admin
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AQua_ng at 10:58AM, June 7, 2007
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After trekking through the harsh arctic, you will find The Council. The Council will ask you three questions. You will need to answer all three with two sentences without the letter ‘e’ included. Achieving this will then lead you into a one to one fight to the death with God. Which is pretty hard. After that we then have to roll a thirteen on a seventy sided die. It is then we become a mod/admin.

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Writing a letter.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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ZeroVX at 12:28PM, June 7, 2007
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The letter must be written in a secret code, known only to you and the receiver of the letter. The letter is then sent to a lab, which ensures that no one may read it except the receiver. Then, they spill stuff on it, erasing all the work, and just send it as is.

The US voting system.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
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Locoma at 10:04AM, June 9, 2007
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votes don't count, it's a bingo game

craving control
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nerdsareinvading at 10:08AM, June 9, 2007
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you spend 80 years working on a time machine, and you finally get it to work and go back in time and slip on monkoy crap while for some reason accidentaly carrying a life size version of the masemune and impaling everyone and their brother upon it…




#1 wecomic on DD

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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veritan at 4:10PM, June 9, 2007
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Some boy in Kryganibyzanstan trains a goat to use an ouija board. The board names a person somewhere in the world who will choose the #1 webcomic, write it on a slip of paper, and seal it in an envelope. Then he must hitchhike to Antarctica and fight of an army of seals and PETA members to get to an old hermit who will then burn the envelope for heat. The ashes are sent to DD headquarters where it will be mixed with water blessed by the Pope, the Dali Lama, and Master Li Hongzhi. An errand boy will dunk his head in the mixture and keep it there until he can divine the name of the comic that was once written on the letter.

A microwave
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nerdsareinvading at 5:16PM, June 9, 2007
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they line it with nanoscopic nuclear warheads that make little mushroom clouds no taller than an inch, and it cooks your food…and gives it a funny taste too…




velcro

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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yaz47 at 10:10PM, June 10, 2007
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Tiny gnome-elves live in the bristles, and when you use velcro you kill about fifty of them and there blood keeps the velcro together. No, I am not sane :evil: .

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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marine at 12:51AM, June 11, 2007
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Sanity is just an illusion to make you feel better.

Being legally drunk
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drgngrl at 7:13AM, June 14, 2007
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legally drunk implies you drinking but it does not state what so therefore you can drink whatever you want and be called drunk, drink something tht is not alcohol but pretend it is an elixar for eternal bliss which grants you the vision of two's and blurrs, or drinking up in a tree in the nomadic golmore jungle and not getting caught

LIFE
(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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Cthulhu at 10:26AM, June 14, 2007
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There is no life, it's just a dream.

Dreams.
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drgngrl at 2:05PM, June 14, 2007
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there are no dreams, just illusional sensations that we yearn to have and work in our brains to morph our views of the world

HOW DOES THAT FREAKEN CHILD-SAFTEY LOCK WORK THAT THEY PUT ON DOORS! {i couldn't figure it out sadly :( }

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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luclucluc at 4:18PM, June 14, 2007
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it doesn't, you place it on a door and it never opens again. there are tiny leeches on the inside that attach to the door knob and keep it from moving. yeah… leechs… cool…

how do they get all those people to fit in the tv so i can watch my shows?
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 10:16AM, June 15, 2007
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They are genetically bred of Mars and shipped over in the shells of walnuts.

How is icecream made?
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veritan at 1:09PM, June 15, 2007
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Yeti children are hunted in the Himalayas. They are then pureed and frozen.
Remember, icecream is murder.
Tasty, tasty murder.

How do lightbulbs work?
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yaz47 at 3:49PM, June 15, 2007
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Tiny, microscopic wizards live inside the glass, and when you flip a lightswitch, they come out of there houses and use there staffs to make lightning bolts, wich turn on the lamp, or light fixter, wich is why you shouldn't leave the lights on for too long otherwise the light bulb could blowup and set your house on fire.


how the HELL do they get the curser to move where you move the mouse?

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:54PM, June 15, 2007
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The mouse is actually an ancient creature with psychic powers. After loosing a game of Go Fish with Lucifer it was forced to use its powers to make comptures work… or not work depending on which can be used to promote sin. Treat your mouse well else one day it might turn on you.

How does a boomerang come back?
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yaz47 at 7:17PM, June 15, 2007
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When you buy a boomerang it automaticly is fond of you, so when you thro it it comes back.So when it doesn't come back, you have obviously offended it in some way, so that it doesn't like you any more.


cameras.

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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nerdsareinvading at 3:49PM, June 17, 2007
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chuck norris commands them to….



chuck norris

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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yaz47 at 4:45PM, June 17, 2007
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This magic cricket thing fairy-dusts him so that he can kick ass.

Radios.

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Krensada at 8:17AM, July 5, 2007
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First you take some tin foil and you wrap it around a fork. You squeeze some lemon juice on it and put it inside an empty case with a speaker on it. then you summon multiple demons from the underworld, and they possess the fork and feed on the lemon juice. this gives the radio the power it needs to work.



A car battery
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 10:14AM, July 5, 2007
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When the car battery is being used, it releases a group of midgets who move your wheels and give power to your radio by singing themselves.

Digital Watch.
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Krensada at 12:40PM, July 5, 2007
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The watch is filled with octupus ink. The quartz crystals make the ink arrange itself in the form of legible numbers for no good reason.



A flat screen TV
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 12:46PM, July 5, 2007
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The flat-screen TV is really a fatass TV… You cannot tell because of mirrors… and also the human eye is naked.

Optical Zoom.
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Krensada at 12:48PM, July 5, 2007
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It works by the arranging of 300 squirrels doing menial tasks.


A lawn mower
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 12:56PM, July 5, 2007
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A lawn mower is powered by small Roombas… which will ultimately control us all…

WE MUST DO SOMETHING!!! THE LAST STAND IS NOW PEOPLE!!!

Mutant Powers.
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Evil_Snuffkin at 7:08PM, July 5, 2007
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Fluffy radioactive bunny gods bite of a part of the human brain to release special powers.

Umbrellas
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fern at 7:14PM, July 5, 2007
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Umbrellas work not through science but through religious beliefs. When it rains, it means God is taking a shower, so you must use your God protecting-half-circle devices… Powered by God of course.

God.
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Cthulhu at 7:15PM, July 5, 2007
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There is no God. Only Cthulhu.

Cthulhu.
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