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How the Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed
Eunice P at 6:56PM, May 25, 2010
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Disturbing yet so fascinating…
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
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Product Placement at 7:29PM, May 25, 2010
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Oh god, what the shit is this?!!

I also liked this short strip:




Found it quite satisfying.
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Dark Pascual at 9:23AM, May 26, 2010
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And some people insist that the nature is beautiful…
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Pineapple at 4:33AM, May 27, 2010
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There's this fish, don't know what it's called, but the male has a penis that just kind of comes away and swims around without him unitil it spears a female in the side.
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And some people insist that the nature is beautiful…

Theres a reason this shit happens at the bottom of the sea.

Also

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Kroatz at 4:27AM, June 3, 2010
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The world isn't beautiful.
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All so beautiful.

Kroatz


Why can i imagine that fucker being 20ft tall?
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Why can i imagine that fucker being 20ft tall?

Camel spider, look it up.
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I've seen camel spiders before. But the way it looks. I can imagine it being about 20ft tall and living in a cave eating gypsies.
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ozoneocean at 3:05AM, June 4, 2010
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I think that's just an ordinary spider of some other species. Camel spiders, from what I've seen of the pics online, look a lot more exciting and interesting than that.
I would say that spider is a common huntsman. They can get fairly big but they're totally harmless. Big wasps paralyse them and lay eggs in them while they're still alive… it's pretty awful. :(
 
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Big wasps paralyse them and lay eggs in them while they're still alive… it's pretty awful. :(

Beautiful.

Also camel spider



… Im actually wondering if id risk getting bitten for that pack of marlboro.
Ive seen the effects of their bite. Its not nice… But thats a tasty brand!
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ozoneocean at 3:38AM, June 4, 2010
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… Im actually wondering if id risk getting bitten for that pack of marlboro.
Ive seen the effects of their bite. Its not nice… But thats a tasty brand!
From what I've read, you'd be perfectly safe. They're not very dangerous.

Unless you're afraid of the vicious drop bear…



They're a dangerous carnivorous species of the more harmless gum-leaf eating Koala.



They attack by dropping out of trees…



And onto their helpless prey.






When you're watching out for the dangerous type of camel spider, , it'd also be a good idea to keep a weather eye open for drop bears :(
 
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Wow.
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ozoneocean at 4:37AM, June 4, 2010
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A creature you're more likley to encounter is the wombat





Generally they're pretty harmless beasties, about as big as a large corgi dog at their max size, but they will try and attack you in their own bumbling way if they feel the need. Even then they're not that dangerous and very easy to get away from…

However, earlier this year there was a news report about some guy in his 50's. He'd stepped out of his caravan one morning while camping and then been set on by a voracious wombat, bent on savaging him. This guy was in such terrible fear of his life that he felt the only way to stop the awful attack and save himself was to try and get an axe (while her was being attacked) and bravely kill the vicious wombat with it…
Har, har, har.

That's how the story was reported in the newspaper, the man was even described as a “bushfire survivor” in order to get extra sympathy.
The reality is that wombat attacks consist mainly of headbuts with their great big, soft, fluffy, fat heads. And that “bushfire survivor” was a stupid baby.

The purely ridiculous notion of vicious attacking wombats has become a running joke amonst my family and friends.
 
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Pineapple at 5:20AM, June 4, 2010
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Remember the Kangaroo that tried to drown that farmer? Australia, where everything tries to kill you.
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ozoneocean at 5:46AM, June 4, 2010
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Remember the Kangaroo that tried to drown that farmer? Australia, where everything tries to kill you.
lol!

I remember that one. Creative kanga… Watch out for the emus with shotguns. Wallabies will try and garotte you. :(
 
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Product Placement at 5:49AM, June 4, 2010
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Australia, where everything tries to kill you.
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ozoneocean at 6:17AM, June 4, 2010
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Australia, where everything tries to kill you.
Hahaha! Unlike Iceland where the landscape actively tries to murder you. >:]
The Aussie landscape just kills you through neglect…


…Oh man, the irony of Irwin's death is still funny to me. :3
 
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I am never going to Australia or Arabic countries now. Just for their fucking huge spiders!



Also im not falling for the drop bears.
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Product Placement at 6:13PM, June 5, 2010
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Hahaha! Unlike Iceland where the landscape actively tries to murder you. >:]
Well we need to compensate for the lack of dangerous wildlife. I mean, you can't really take me seriously, if I said this:

Behold! The dreaded arctic fox!



Fear it's overly fluffy coat!


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HOLY CRAP!!! A 10 legged spider!
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Also im not falling for the drop bears.
Well… that's because they do all the falling…

…on you, that is.
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