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How to Make a Good _____ Movie!
Terminal at 10:16AM, Aug. 6, 2007
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Let's play a little game I like to call “How to Make a Good ____ Movie!”

The concept is simple, I give a genre (horror, action, etc.) for a movie, and you guys name ways as to how to make a good movie in said genre. First genre? Disaster.
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Maxw3ll at 10:10PM, Aug. 6, 2007
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#1. There must be some sort of terrible disaster.
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LIZARD_B1TE at 9:53AM, Aug. 7, 2007
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2. At least two characters must be madly and somewhat irrationally in love.
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Bekefel at 12:15PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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#3. Multiple quantities of pointless characters to kill off.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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Stain at 3:39PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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4: frequent and obvious risk of hazard thrown right in our faces.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

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Terminal at 4:37PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Next genre: Action.
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Maxw3ll at 4:52PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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#1. Guns and big weapons.
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Mak at 7:29PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Damsel in Distress. Can't have an action flick with out one.
I'm a ex-DAT, which means all ya'll are crunchies, and I swing a mean hammer.

Rule 37 should be made rule 1

The civilized would should be ashamed, what good is power if you do not stop things like Darfur??
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sessy6 at 3:59AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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3)A derranged lunatic Who kidnaps the main charicters “Love” and Forces him to go on an action-filled -With lots of guns and violence:D:D- quest to save her:D


(See, That has the other ones in it aswell:D:D)
Life is like shit. Its just so….Shitty….
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stabbyfairy at 5:49AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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One-liners and explosions every five seconds to stop the audience getting bored. Even during love scenes. Especially during love scenes.
Currently rewriting Pictures from the start - and it is now called In Carnate.
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bongotezz at 6:12AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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steven seagull as an ex-(insert name of government agency here) who's (insert random relative or friend here) is (kidnapped, killed or injured) by (insert name of some bad guy from his past or new bad guy). now he must seek (revenge, justice or compensation through lawsuit).
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Tantz Aerine at 12:46PM, Aug. 9, 2007
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Tons of lousy-shot bad guys emptying more clips on the good guy than a picket of ambushed patrollers in a war zone.
 
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Runosonta at 1:54PM, Aug. 9, 2007
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Dinosaurs and zombies with AK-47's attacking a crowded mall.

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Mak at 5:32PM, Aug. 9, 2007
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Tantz Aerine
Tons of lousy-shot bad guys emptying more clips on the good guy than a picket of ambushed patrollers in a war zone.

Oh you mean bad guys who went to the A-Team school of marksmanship.:)
I'm a ex-DAT, which means all ya'll are crunchies, and I swing a mean hammer.

Rule 37 should be made rule 1

The civilized would should be ashamed, what good is power if you do not stop things like Darfur??
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FanGurlZ at 4:18AM, Aug. 10, 2007
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Big breasted women
Homophobia: The irrational fear that gays will break in and re-arrange your furniture against your will.
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warren at 5:35AM, Aug. 10, 2007
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Big breasted women
Who are double agents.
Warren

On the Duck:
Title -updating! ~30 strips!
PAC -New! >10 strips.

Others:
Spare Change -updating! ~2000 strips!
Mass Production -hiatus. ~300 strips.

This guy does Piss Mario, Stick, and Filler!
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mechanical_lullaby at 5:48AM, Aug. 10, 2007
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so much noise coming from explosions that it can deafen a small child

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Glarg at 7:27AM, Aug. 10, 2007
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Fidel Castro riding on a robotic T-Rex equipped with lasers.
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Runosonta at 7:50AM, Aug. 10, 2007
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Glarg
Fidel Castro riding on a robotic T-Rex equipped with lasers.
Runosonta
Dinosaurs and zombies with AK-47's attacking a crowded mall.

Hey, they could be in the same movie! Fabulous shit O_o

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marine at 11:50AM, Aug. 10, 2007
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It should have a comic relief sidekick, either a fat guy or a black guy.
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Terminal at 1:29PM, Aug. 10, 2007
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marine
It should have a comic relief sidekick, either a fat guy or a black guy.

…or a fat black guy.
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Ocka at 5:37PM, Aug. 10, 2007
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An Asian assassin who falls in love with the hero (or female hero), but is then killed by a Monkey with a stapler.

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Terminal at 6:21PM, Aug. 10, 2007
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Next genre: Romantic Comedy.
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Exzachly at 6:02AM, Aug. 11, 2007
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Romance… Wait! Let me finish. And comedy
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AQua_ng at 6:36AM, Aug. 11, 2007
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An absense of Hugh Grant.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Bekefel at 7:06AM, Aug. 11, 2007
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An absense of Hugh Grant.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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ozoneocean at 1:15PM, Aug. 11, 2007
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It should star WIngnut.

Basically the movie should be about him going to stay at his uncle's ramshackle hotel at the beach “for the Summer!”. In the hotel there will be a couple of “stoners”, some chicks visiting from Sweden with huge bouncy fake breasts who go EVERYWHERE in bikinis, and a mousey little sexy cute chick with a great arse who just likes hanging around the hotel because she's been a friend of Wingnut's crazy old uncle from way back.

Here's the story: A greedy developer bribes the bank that's holding the mortgage for the hotel etc… whatever! It means they want to knock down the hotel and build a Marina! The only way to save it is to raise enough money to pay of the mortgage before the developer can take it over! They only have 7 days!!!!! So they get into heaps of crazy fixes and stunts, many of them where the girls show of their boobs, and in the end the cute little mousey one lets her hair down and shows just how sexy she is when she and Winger get it on in the climactic love scene.

Oh, and the “stoners” just giggle, F-up a lot and say “duuuuuuuuude!” at whatever seems to be happening at the time.

Perfect film there! Perfect!!!!!
 
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