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how will this kill me 2!
bluebot092 at 9:00PM, April 28, 2008
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some may know hte rules but here the are

the first person says an item and the person below says how it kills them and says another item

ex: person 1:a sponge cake

person 2 :you it it to fast and you choke on it

a trout

and so on!

ill go first!

a sonic x cartoon
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Rage Nakasa at 5:35PM, April 29, 2008
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You play it over and over, Faster each time until your brain can think that fast. However,Your body can't take it and you explode.

+Anima
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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bluebot092 at 12:17AM, April 30, 2008
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you see so much blood in a anime you cut yourself open

sponge
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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iain_westy at 8:51AM, April 30, 2008
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Your sponge sokes up all the mosture in your body and you dehydrade till your nothing but dusty bones.

guitar plectrum
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.
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bluebot092 at 9:29AM, April 30, 2008
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it implodes in your hands and you die

mario and luigi
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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HippieVan at 3:51PM, April 30, 2008
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You play it high and it trips you out REALLY BADLY causing you to have a heart attack.

A towel.
Duchess of Friday Newsposts and the holy Top Ten
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Rage Nakasa at 7:39PM, May 1, 2008
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bluebot092
you see so much blood in a anime you cut yourself open

sponge
It's Anima! Not Anime!…

Answer: I come up from behind and strangle you with it.

+Anima. (Look it up if you don't know!)
I decree Boot to the head to all.

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bluebot092 at 4:27AM, May 2, 2008
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your inner self becomes evil and rips your soul in two

god
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 8:36AM, May 2, 2008
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He makes a rediculously large and comlicated scheme to have you assassinated, instead of just striking you down.

A bucket of cow feces
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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spiritmonkey at 8:42AM, May 2, 2008
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You mistake the faeces for a delicious plum compote, you devour it ravenously.
You die.

A yellow Blackbird
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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bluebot092 at 9:24AM, May 2, 2008
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the blackbird learns about street and shoots you down

puff of smoke
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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iain_westy at 11:04PM, May 2, 2008
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Puff Of Smoke usese his mastery of abstract concepts to trap you in an Existential quondry you feel confused and lost inside your own head. This mental turmoil leaves you unable to funtion and you stop eating or sleeping. eventualy you starve to death.


35mm film canister
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.
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bluebot092 at 2:41AM, May 3, 2008
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you see hte film and want to a porn video and you get aids out of doing it

this game
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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HippieVan at 3:30PM, May 6, 2008
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You get so into the game you don't notice that your roof is falling in…BAM!

deoderant
Duchess of Friday Newsposts and the holy Top Ten
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Sea_Cow at 7:37PM, May 6, 2008
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Your deodorant sucks, so when you hit on a chick, she bitch-slaps you so hard that you fly 1,000 years into the future, which is the end of the world. You are incinerated, along with all the mutants.

Terminal cancer.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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crazyninny at 7:53PM, May 6, 2008
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The terminal cancer will come to your house one day, to sell you stocks. After tricking you into buying some stocks, the terminal cancer will run off with you money, leaving you alone to watch the stock market crash.
After losing all you money to the lousy stocks you bought, out of deperssion, you will commit suicide by setting your house on fire with the stock papers you bought from the terminal cancer.

King Jareth.
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cool guy at 12:56PM, May 7, 2008
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He appears behind you and then shoots you in the head.


1cm piece of cotton
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bluebot092 at 4:39PM, May 7, 2008
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3 words: black widow spider

a giant wii remotei wht a pickle and a hero by night ocmic book shoved up its butt
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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AQua_ng at 4:50AM, May 10, 2008
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Death by choking.

A spinning top.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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bluebot092 at 12:17PM, May 10, 2008
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top man from megaman shoots you cause you touched a top “perv”

megaman
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Liaoriao at 5:47AM, May 11, 2008
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Megabuster'd

Pop-up Blockers

Visit Liaoland today!
K.A.L.A-dan! Bishie :3
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bluebot092 at 8:05AM, May 11, 2008
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they come up so many times your computor explodes in your face and the glass goes into your brain

zero
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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zgenstru at 4:46PM, May 12, 2008
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He'll stab you with his oversized sword.

Zgenstru.
MCcain IS cancer.
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Eirikr at 11:27AM, May 13, 2008
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You look at yourself in the mirror, seeing Zgenstru. The image appeals to you so much you stay there, eventually starving to death.
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angel_of_darkness at 8:51PM, May 24, 2008
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Looks like nothing can kill me.

Manga
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tokyopimp5764 at 8:53PM, May 24, 2008
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you read for 48 hours start and start to hullucinate about humunculai in fma chassing you and you jump out of your 2 story window and splat.
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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HippieVan at 7:25PM, May 25, 2008
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Since you didn't add anything to continue the game I guess you die of natural causes…
Duchess of Friday Newsposts and the holy Top Ten
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tokyopimp5764 at 10:11PM, May 25, 2008
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same with you gas cap
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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spiritmonkey at 3:35AM, May 26, 2008
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And again I suppose…

A lack of adherence to game rules
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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onyxrose at 5:53AM, May 26, 2008
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Being unable to follow the rules causes the other people to become really fed up with you and they come to hate you. They begin to flame everything you post, not just on the DD forums but on all forums. You complain to the Mods and Admins but even they hate you and tell you to f-off. Even when you change your user name people still know its you and they flame you. Since you practically live on the internet and have no real friends you commit suicide out of loneliness. (part of the game?…or a friendly warning?…you decide ^_^)

A blank space
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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