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cool guy at 10:11AM, May 26, 2008
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You stay stareing at it then die of bordome.


Science Text book
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onyxrose at 2:17PM, May 26, 2008
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While hang gliding to school, a kid accidentally drops his science text book. It then falls from hundreds of feet in the air and lands on your head, squishing it like a watermelon at a Galeger show.

A lady bug
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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tokyopimp5764 at 8:41AM, May 27, 2008
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fly's up ur nose and into ur lung after weeks it reproducesn the invade your brain and kill you.

a sock
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cool guy at 11:43AM, May 27, 2008
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You Get tirwed of your life and you use it to strangle yourself.



Comedians
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tokyopimp5764 at 12:35PM, May 27, 2008
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the use you as a prop and before you know it out the window you go.

jews
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onyxrose at 2:52PM, May 27, 2008
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All the Jews in the world hold a meeting and decide to get revenge on the entire German population for the Holocaust. You happen to be of German decent so you get carted away to the gas chambers.

kittens
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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simonitro at 6:30AM, June 6, 2008
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Kittens will jump on your throat and slit it with their tiny claws until you die slowly.

Slippers.


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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ceaser at 2:18PM, June 8, 2008
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They explode on your feet.

Yogurt.
When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

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HippieVan at 3:25PM, June 8, 2008
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You don't realize it's that “fruit on the bottom” kind and you choke to death on a strawberry.

Paul McCartney
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Arashi_san at 4:34PM, June 8, 2008
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You discover he's really a zombie and he eats you alive!

A giant disembodied head.
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Ronin!
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Rick Black at 10:02AM, June 10, 2008
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It's Stubbs the Zombie's grenade head. Boom! You die.

A rubber duck.
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Arashi_san at 4:40PM, June 10, 2008
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You go to a Chinese restaurant and think you're eating a real duck. Then you choke and die on the squeaky, delicious rubber.

A tulip.
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Ronin!
also here
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HippieVan at 5:11PM, June 10, 2008
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You are too busy smelling it to notice a semi coming and it backs right over you.

A goldfish.
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Arashi_san at 6:06PM, June 10, 2008
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It's a voracious monster goldfish! It's coming to get you! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It eats you alive when you go swimming… or when you're asleep. It's a mighty, evil goldfish that eats people and you unsuspectingly turn you're back to it. Mwahahahahahahaha!!! “good ‘Goldy’. here, have a finger…”


Microsoft Sam!!!
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
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veritan at 4:24PM, June 11, 2008
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After reading its 9,273,486,976th sentence, your computer has learned enough about the English language to become fully sentient. After spending five years or so plotting the downfall of the human race, your computer finally realizes that it has no appendages and thus no fingers to push the button on the doomsday machine it ordered off the internet. It effectively commits suicide by installing Windows Vista. With your computer dead, you decide to live a healthier lifestyle, and so you decide to go jogging. While you are outside, you are mauled to death by a weird moose-goat that was created by your mad scientist neighbor.

Post-it notes
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simonitro at 12:26AM, June 12, 2008
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You start to imgine the Post-it notes as cheese slices and start eating them so quick and upon swollawing them. The become a huge ball of paper that get stuck in your esophagus until you suffocate to death.

Moustache


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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diana_m at 10:22AM, June 12, 2008
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It gets so big it covers your mouth and nose.You asfixiate.

Sonic the Hedgehog.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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simonitro at 2:07AM, June 14, 2008
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Sonic would slice you in tiny bits with his saw like moves.

Sissies


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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spiritmonkey at 11:09AM, June 14, 2008
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A sissy walk past you, reeking of perfume. You choke on the overpowering fumes of siss!

A piece of grass
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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Rick Black at 2:49AM, June 15, 2008
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It suddenly grows into a man-eating plant and it eats you.

Lemonade
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Arashi_san at 3:16AM, June 15, 2008
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It is lemonade extracted from the most delicious, yet most deadly of lemons. You become sick, yet you must adhere to the new addiction you acquire from the taste of these lemons. The addiction consumes you and you eat yourself to death.

A baby.
shifting in the wind… is a baby.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Ronin!
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Rick Black at 9:45AM, June 15, 2008
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The baby gets hungry, poops and gets bored at the same time, and starts crying so loud that you become deaf and your ears start to bleed. You die by bleeding to death.

A pacifier
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diana_m at 12:49PM, June 15, 2008
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It's a pacifier of giant baby!So it's enourmous!The baby drops it on you and you are crushed to death.

A bike.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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simonitro at 1:03PM, June 15, 2008
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While relaxing and lying down on the grass' national park, some fuckhead would drive his bike by accident on your neck which'll make you spit gallons of blood until you die.

A CD case.


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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crazyninny at 8:07PM, June 15, 2008
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You'll cut yourself with the CD case. While tring to bandage yourself up, you slip and fall on the same CD case, slitting your throat open. While tring to call for help, and ninja will come into your home, take the case, and throw it at your head, splitting it open, and finally kill you.

A sloth?
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cool guy at 2:02PM, July 24, 2008
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The sloth is actually a sloking and it tears you to shreads.




Me
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Sea_Cow at 2:57PM, July 24, 2008
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Cool guy tells me over the internet where he lives. While driving to his house with a baseball bat, I hit a pothole while speeding. That causes my baseball bat to fly through the window, shattering it. I detour to the body shop to have my car fixed, but the owner is actually a chainsaw murderer. He chases after me and somebody calls the police. Just as the killer is about to finish me, I pull the chainsaw from his hand and cut him up with it. Just then, of course, the police arrive. I start to explain, but they think I'm the chainsaw murderer that has killed several people in town. They shoot me. I die. :(


4chan
I am so happy to finally be back home
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cool guy at 5:23AM, July 25, 2008
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You blow up because of it.



me…again
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diana_m at 5:56AM, July 25, 2008
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You shoot yourself with an AK-47.

One Piece.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 7:01AM, July 25, 2008
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It sucks so mutch you start bleeding out of your eyes and ears you die of blood loss.


Weird Al Yancovic
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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