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How will this kill me?
Stain at 4:52PM, May 22, 2006
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In the first part of your post, you type how what he person put in the second part of their post kills them. It must have something to do with their object. Then in the second part of your post type the name of an object. For example.

Human no. 1
(Insert death of some sort here.)

Object: Raw fish.

Human no. 2
You drop the fish, which lands right where you are stepping. You slip on it and fall right in front of a speeding vehicle.

Object: Dust pan.

Consider Human no. 2's post as the start-off.
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Stain is also pretty hot.
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Stain at 5:00PM, May 22, 2006
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A strong wind knocks the nuke over, and it crushes the building you are inside of at the moment.

Object: Small child.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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ozoneocean at 5:07PM, May 22, 2006
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A small child with a spike strapped to her head runs speeding towards you, hits you in the stomach and KILLS YOU TO DEATH!!!!
To death. :x

A nuclear dildo
 
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Stain at 5:24PM, May 22, 2006
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As you put the iPod up to your ears, you find out that it was somebody else's which was playing the dreaded “Popo Zao.” You die instantly.

Object: Lucky rabbit's foot.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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ozoneocean at 5:28PM, May 22, 2006
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As you bend over to pick up the lucky rabbit's foot a nuclear dildo blasts its way up your ass, and due to its gigantic size, it tears its way all the way through your body and out your mouth in a gush of blood and shredded innards. Like a kill by some tentacle monster in Children Of The Corn.

hahahahahahahaha!
And then a “lucky” three legged rabbit walks up and sets your corpse on fire.

Object: A cow.
 
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Stain at 5:33PM, May 22, 2006
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It turns out to be politician homo-porn. You carve out your eyes and bleed to death.

Object: Flashlight.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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ozoneocean at 5:36PM, May 22, 2006
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HEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO! You missed min Dirky! :x

Ok then, revenge: As Stain is pleasuring himself with the flashlight, Dirk bursts in on him, shoots him in the face for being unfaithful and then kills himself in a horrible murder suicide…
Isn't life terrible sometimes? :oops:

Object: Stain's avatar
 
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ozoneocean at 5:47PM, May 22, 2006
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You put it on your head to keep you warm, but it slips over your face and smothers you!!!!!!!!!
-and you're too amazed to remove it as it's killing you.


Object: A knife
 
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Ian Jay at 7:02PM, May 22, 2006
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Paper cuts. Paper cuts on every square inch of your body, after you gave up on reading the pointlessly clichéd jokes in it and tried to use it as a back scratcher. And then you spill lemon juice all over yourself, and then you know that your fate is sealed.

~IJ

NEXT HARBINGER OF DOOM: A quiet daydream.
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Stain at 7:17PM, May 22, 2006
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While daydreaming that you are flirting with a hot chick, Mike Tyson asks what you are doing. Still day dreaming, you seem to ask him if you had a condom in your pocket, would he— BAMM!!! Punched right in the brain.

Object: Candy.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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Aurora Moon at 7:45PM, May 22, 2006
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you mixed pop rocks and coke together, and it made your stomach explode, giving you an fast, painful death.

object: root beer.
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Stain at 8:44PM, May 22, 2006
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The lava singes through your pants, and the FCC fills you with bullets.

Object: A desk.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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AQua_ng at 11:39AM, May 23, 2006
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Die by going “Sooooo cute!” repeatedly without taking a breath.

Object: Postage stamps

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Marl at 11:59AM, May 23, 2006
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A freak gust of wind blows the postage stamps into your mouth. They wallpaper the inside of your mouth and tongue, and you die of starvation. Oh, and just for irony, they were the last stamps you needed to complete The Greatest Stamp Collection In The Universe ™.

Object: A pencil sharpener
“Rawglrglrglrglrgl!” quoth the murloc, his wrath inflamed.
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LowResAtari at 12:21PM, May 23, 2006
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You stick your pinky in it, and it mangles your finger so bad that you have a heart attack and are sent to the emergency room where the doctor makes a mistake in the treatment that slowly leads you to your heart stopping.

New Object: A Gameboy Advance Cartridge
99% of people would've finished this sente
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ozoneocean at 5:24PM, May 25, 2006
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It excites LowResAtari so much that he goes on a rampage off drug fueled sexual violence. You just happen to one of his first victims.

Object: God's penis.
 
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Anonymous at 12:17AM, May 26, 2006
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you start a stataniic rituel when gods penis comes down and crushes you

object-a guitar
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Aurora Moon at 1:00AM, May 26, 2006
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object-a guitar

you plug in the guitar up to this hugeass speaker, and turn the speaker to the max.. and the moment your finger touches the strings, the speakers blows up, sending you into orbit where you can't breathe.


object: tweezer.
I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)
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Mimarin at 2:18AM, May 26, 2006
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You are attempting to pluck a protruding nose hair, a dog barking outside makes you jump, thus thrusting the tweezers into your brain, you suffer a fatal brain hemorrhage!

Object: Compaqâ„¢ S0000 series computer.
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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LowResAtari at 10:25AM, May 26, 2006
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A nerd breaks into your house and picks up the computer and drops it upon your head killing you instantly….after which he takes advantage of you being a dead corpse by beating the shit out of your corpse because he can't beat up anything else.
99% of people would've finished this sente
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Blitz at 2:28PM, May 26, 2006
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You finish typing a post in Forum Games when suddenly a random guy breaks through the nearest window and sticks a knife in your head, then writes “FOLLOW THE FSCKING RULES” in blood on your chest before eating your monitor.

Next Death Object Thingy: penis
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ozoneocean at 2:39PM, May 26, 2006
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Your penis is so freakishly massive that on achieving an errection for the first time in your life, so much blood is drained from the rest of your body and into it that your heart actually stops.
Let that be a lesson to all who aspire to giant penis sizes! :?

Object: scanner.
 
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Stain at 5:35PM, May 26, 2006
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ozoneocean
Your penis is so freakishly massive that on achieving an errection for the first time in your life, so much blood is drains from the rest of your body and into it that your heart actually stops.
Let that be a lesson to all who aspire to giant penis sizes! :?

Object: scanner.

You try to scan tin-foil, and the radiation from the scanner reacts with the tin-foil. This causes your scanner to explode in your face.

Object: Wool.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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Mimarin at 2:28AM, May 27, 2006
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you are knitting while riding a unicycle, unfortunatley you hadnt noticed that your balls of wool have been trapped in a door since you set off! eventually all the slack runs out and you are whipped from your unicycle and gorotted by your own knitting.

Object: a bitmap image of a turtle.
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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spaz201 at 10:36AM, May 27, 2006
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Your to busy trying to figute what the image is so you print it off you comp, and begin to drive home from work, while looking at it intently. Then a t-rex eats you and your car.

Object: Fall Out Boy CD
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AQua_ng at 10:55AM, May 27, 2006
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Put the CD in your ye olde walkman. You crank up the volume to the max and listen to “Dance, Dance”. You walk down the street, humming to the song. Then the Incredible Hulk, who does not agree with the music you like, runs you over with a saloon and then stabs you with a Starbucks Café.


Object: Cup of Soup.

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Mimarin at 1:49PM, May 27, 2006
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You got the soup from a vending machine, however prior to this while the vending machine was being serviced by a certified vending machine technican nearby by unknown means a portal into a dark and ancient realm was opened and a gigantic best of pure evil emerged, the brave technican took up his spanner and fought the beast to his very last, but it was too strong, so as his last resort he used an ancient technique he learned from the master vending machine technican at the summit of mount Vendal in the great land of Vendor. The best was destroyed utterly, but at great cost, the last of our hero's life force was drained away.

However.
Due to the sudden appearence of the demon the vending machine was never properly serviced. A loose bolt falls into your soup, when you drink it you choke and die.

Object: David blaine
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Stain at 2:00PM, May 27, 2006
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You mail order a David Blaine, but instead you get a David Bowy. When you go to ask if you could get your David Blaine back, David Bowy get's pissed off at you and shoots you in the head.

Object: An apple a day.
Dirk Zephyrs
Stain is also pretty hot.
Lawl @ Homosexuality

K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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Anonymous at 2:28PM, May 27, 2006
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Suddenly, 35600 apples fall from the sky and crush you.

Object: A cheese-poof.
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LowResAtari at 4:51PM, May 30, 2006
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You choke on it, and when someone comes behind you to give you the Heimlich manuver, they accidentally break a few of your ribs. The pain of healing is so unbearable that you try to commit suicide by jumping off of a building, which doesn't kill you, it leaves you paralyzed and in a wheelchair for life. In the end you're killed by….being pushed down the stairs.


Object: A Deck of Magic the Gathering cards.
99% of people would've finished this sente
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