That's harmless right? Not if you crank that up to a few thousand decibels. In that business, we call a “Brain-Splatterer”.
YouTube.
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
AQua_ng
at 11:43AM, Nov. 28, 2007
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K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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korosu
at 3:11PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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So you're browsing around YouTube, right? You happen to come across one of Chris Crocker's videos (y'know, the “leave Britney alone!” guy)…aaaand you commit suicide because you now realize that there's no hope for humanity.
The DD forums.
The DD forums.
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kitty17
at 5:48PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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You are so into writting in the forums that you forget to eat and die.
My left shoe…
My left shoe…
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Orange
at 6:01PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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posts: 1,313
joined: 7-23-2007
The shoelace on it becomes untied and you fall into a vat of acid.lolrandomvat.
A lego.
A lego.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:21PM
korosu
at 6:05PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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You disregard the choking hazard and swallow it anyway. It gets lodged in your throat, and you suffocate.
A pair of plastic 3D glasses.
A pair of plastic 3D glasses.
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BloodTh
at 10:09PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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posts: 1,163
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You're watchin' a movie when a mass murderer stars killing everuone in the treatre. You're dumb enough to think it's part of the special effects of the movie.
Osama Bin Whackin'. (yes, I'm makin' fun of Osama Bin Laden)
Osama Bin Whackin'. (yes, I'm makin' fun of Osama Bin Laden)
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Thevampire_kain01
at 10:48AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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He shoots the infidel!
A cute non rabid puppy, no fleas, got all its shots, it has a mussel on and it has a diaper ducktaped on (i don't have any allergies)
A cute non rabid puppy, no fleas, got all its shots, it has a mussel on and it has a diaper ducktaped on (i don't have any allergies)
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Darkfallenangel
at 11:21AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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you take your cute puppy for a walk…suddenly, the stupid mutt runs across the street, you follow it and get hit by a truck filled with toxic waste. It starts leaking and you get chemicaly burned to death.
man I'm hungry…
object: food (healthy, deliscous not toxic food; I'm not a retard, so I have table manners, with means no fork or knives accidents)
man I'm hungry…
object: food (healthy, deliscous not toxic food; I'm not a retard, so I have table manners, with means no fork or knives accidents)
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Dirk Zephyrs
at 11:36AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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You die from malnutrion because you were only eating celery. Punk.
Hugs.
Hugs.
Pink Floyd
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:11PM
Darkfallenangel
at 11:40AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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you get hugged so thight you can't breath and die from suffication.
(punk??O.o)
(I said deliscous food…I hate celery:))
reading a comic on DD
(punk??O.o)
(I said deliscous food…I hate celery:))
reading a comic on DD
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Super Llama
at 4:58PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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You stumble upon that infamous comic that kills whoever reads it. Seven days later some creepy-looking chick crawls out of your monitor and kills you.
A snowball.
A snowball.
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korosu
at 9:50PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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Turns out the snowball that guy threw at you is made of dry ice and sticks to your face, and you die of a killer frostbite.
A napkin.
A napkin.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:21PM
kitty17
at 11:22PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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Previously used by a person with a deadly virus and you happened to pick up that napkin and use it to wipe your face.
The light that turns on when your tv is on. You know the tiny one next to the word power.
The light that turns on when your tv is on. You know the tiny one next to the word power.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:18PM
Super Llama
at 12:30AM, Dec. 1, 2007
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It turns out to be a mind control device, which convinces you that watching the latest episode of Survivor is more important than breathing.
God's fingernail clippings.
God's fingernail clippings.
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BloodTh
at 3:35AM, Dec. 1, 2007
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posts: 1,163
joined: 9-26-2007
People are offended by the shear thought of god. I'm one of them (though I still celebrate Christmas). But I'll do this.
You think lightning is actuallt God's fingernail clippings fallin' to earth. You want to prove god exists to people who don't believe in god, so you stand outside during a storm. You get struck by lightning and get electrocuted to death. To make matters more embarassin', you shit yourself when the lightning hits you.
Anarchy Online
You think lightning is actuallt God's fingernail clippings fallin' to earth. You want to prove god exists to people who don't believe in god, so you stand outside during a storm. You get struck by lightning and get electrocuted to death. To make matters more embarassin', you shit yourself when the lightning hits you.
Anarchy Online
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Thevampire_kain01
at 7:48AM, Dec. 3, 2007
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God thats sooo old…. you die from oldnessisity and bad missspelling and getting sued by WOW 1,2,+3
Oxygen.
Oxygen.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:29PM
Rage Nakasa
at 8:10AM, Dec. 3, 2007
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posts: 2,336
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You breath in pure Oxygen and your lungs can't handle it and explode.
Boot to the head.
Boot to the head.
I decree Boot to the head to all.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:00PM
bobby_the_kid
at 9:14AM, Dec. 3, 2007
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You booted goerge dubbya bush in the head,he gets mad,and sends nukes to your house.
a bad christmas song.
a bad christmas song.
WEEEEEEE!flesh eating hamsters and happy hour girlie drinks make good bobby!
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Thevampire_kain01
at 9:27AM, Dec. 3, 2007
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your ears bleed and you die from blood loss…
playing chess with a 6 year old kid.
playing chess with a 6 year old kid.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:29PM
korosu
at 9:30AM, Dec. 3, 2007
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posts: 1,063
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You realize your opponent is Bobby Fischer's grandson, and after you lose miserably you commit suicide.
Monopoly.
Monopoly.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:21PM
Dirk Zephyrs
at 9:39AM, Dec. 3, 2007
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Anti-trust rioters murder you.
Underscores. ____
Underscores. ____
Pink Floyd
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:11PM
Super Llama
at 9:14PM, Dec. 6, 2007
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posts: 29
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I'm driven insane over wracking my brain trying to figure out how an underscore can kill you, then I come to your house and kill you with a baseball bat.
A cloud.
A cloud.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:04PM
Djeinus
at 2:57AM, Dec. 7, 2007
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posts: 201
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The cloud casts a spell and you die almost instantly with a few eyeblinks of unbearable pain.
A Dell laptop
A Dell laptop
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:12PM
Coveinant
at 2:30PM, Dec. 7, 2007
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posts: 1,768
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A guys takes the laptop and beats you until you die. Surprizingly the Dell still works.
The crazy frog
The crazy frog
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.
go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
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Darkfallenangel
at 7:27AM, Dec. 8, 2007
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It starts to do that scream in the song so loud your ears start bleeding and you die from blood loss.
a teacher
a teacher
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BloodTh
at 5:14PM, Dec. 8, 2007
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posts: 1,163
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(first, hey, Ko, an iceball to the head could kill you anyway if it's thrown with enough force)
You really like your new substitute teacher. She (or he, if you're not male, bisexual, or lesbian) invites you to her (or his) room after school. You go, and after a short coversation, you end up fuckin'. Suddenly, you have an orgasm so intense, it kills you. But, hey, at least ya died happy, right?
how about, a hot dog?
You really like your new substitute teacher. She (or he, if you're not male, bisexual, or lesbian) invites you to her (or his) room after school. You go, and after a short coversation, you end up fuckin'. Suddenly, you have an orgasm so intense, it kills you. But, hey, at least ya died happy, right?
how about, a hot dog?
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Djeinus
at 6:27PM, Dec. 8, 2007
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You realize as you are devouring the hot dog, that you forgot to put mustard on it, and because of the shock of realizing your forgetfulness, you choke to death!
L'say… uhmm…
Eminem.
L'say… uhmm…
Eminem.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:12PM
BloodTh
at 7:07PM, Dec. 8, 2007
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posts: 1,163
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it turns out the rumors about him bein' gay are true. He comes to your house, rapes you, then kills you for knowin' his secret.
O.M.E.G.A. program
O.M.E.G.A. program
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
Super Llama
at 4:52PM, Dec. 9, 2007
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posts: 29
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I come to your house and kill you with a baseball bat cuz I have no freaking idea what that is.
Campbell's chicken noodle primordial soup.
Campbell's chicken noodle primordial soup.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:04PM
ElTipejoLoco
at 2:55AM, Dec. 13, 2007
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posts: 41
joined: 11-29-2007
After starring together in a commercial with a can of Campbell's chicken noodle primordial soup, it rolls after you, following you home, and waits until you're asleep. Then your mother prepares it for you while entranced by the magical can of soup. Then you realize that the ‘primordial’ part means that this is the alpha of the very first cell, and upon consuming it, you erase existence. Of course, you realize this while under soup-nosis.
Object: World's Smallest Violin
Object: World's Smallest Violin
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