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Djeinus at 3:21PM, Dec. 18, 2007

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The pig stompedes you to death

High school graduation

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ElTipejoLoco at 3:04AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Everything was going fine until you were handed a lit stick of dynamite stuck inside your high school diploma. Cut down in your prime, you don't live long enough to read the next day's headlines about how would-be school ‘shoot-out-orrists’ outwitted the school system's new precautions by hiding explosives in diplomas. Of course, this prediction of how a graduation would kill you gets me killed or jailed for giving young high schoolers ideas.

Or something.

A person that you're interested in and thing they might be interested in you but you're not sure. (Let's see how THAT will kill me…)

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BloodTh at 3:38AM, Dec. 19, 2007

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They turn out to be totally psychotic and kill you. Unfortunately, Ya don't live long enough for them to tell ya they're interested in you, too.

The little security device that comes with video games.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Djeinus at 4:34PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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They upgraded it to level two and it kills you.

a vodka shot.

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Coveinant at 5:02PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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It's your 3000th and you die of alcohle poisening.

Drunk Duck (be creative)

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 7:19PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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the duck gets so drunk, he falls on you. This may not sound like it would kill you, but you try havin' a 300 pound duck fall on you.

The old “which is heavier, a ton of feathers, or a ton of bricks” thing.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Cultist Xavier at 9:36PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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sAy im a complete blondes (which im not!) i cant understand the concept that they both weigh a TON which is obvious in the question and i die from my head exploding

Commander of the lime cat army.

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) WORLD DOMINATION!!! (add this to your signature 2 help bunny with world domination)

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Cultist Xavier at 9:37PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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Commander of the lime cat army.

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) WORLD DOMINATION!!! (add this to your signature 2 help bunny with world domination)

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Cultist Xavier at 9:38PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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scratch that

my kitty :)

Commander of the lime cat army.

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) WORLD DOMINATION!!! (add this to your signature 2 help bunny with world domination)

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BloodTh at 10:02PM, Dec. 19, 2007

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It scratches you. You die from cat-scratch fever.

Triple-post

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Djeinus at 5:33PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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After clicking the button so often, your finger falls off and you simply suffocate because you wanted to save it, put it up your mouth, and accidentally swallowing it, and you choke on it.

A small watergun camera

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Dr3wdub at 7:22PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You forget that its not a camera and try to take a picture of Chuck Norris you squirt him in the eye and…

Do i even need to say the rest?

a small orphan.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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Lord Shplane at 7:38PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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The orphan is actually a midget psychopath cannibal. He gnaws your knees off, causing you to fall to the ground, at which point he gnaws out your eyes, then pulls your brain out through your eye sockets.

Zorak.

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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G Xon at 6:31PM, Dec. 21, 2007

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Zorak welcomes you to the show then EATS YOUR FREAKING HEAD!

Object: Floppy Disk

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.

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Djeinus at 7:03PM, Dec. 21, 2007

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the floppy disk had a virus and you got infected. You die.

Touchpad

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spiritmonkey at 2:51AM, Dec. 22, 2007

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you touch the touchpad and it sues you for sexual harrassment
you lose everything you own in a court battle and die a bitter broken shell of a man

italics

Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure

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G Xon at 6:22AM, Dec. 22, 2007

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You strane yourself so hard to read them that your eyeballs pop and you die from the amount of blood loss.

Object: Trading Card

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.

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Iron_Lord at 1:28PM, Dec. 22, 2007

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Paper cut that makes you bleed to death.

Cardboard tube.

Punk tried to kill the Metal. HAHAHAHA! THEY FAILED!

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baka san at 10:14PM, Dec. 22, 2007

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the cardboard tube hits you in the head making you lose your footing causing you to fall into a vat of hot lava after preventing jugement day and the end of humanity

you give a big thumbs up and everyone claps in the theater

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Super Llama at 5:32PM, Dec. 23, 2007

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Unfortunately, you forgot that the thumbs up was the signal for the stagehands to drop the grand piano onto the stage, right where you happen to be standing.

The letter 2.

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spiritmonkey at 5:56AM, Dec. 24, 2007

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The number 2 gets so angry you called it a letter it throws bricks at you till you die

A blind pony

Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure

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Sea_Cow at 3:45PM, Dec. 24, 2007

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You try to ride it, but it thinks you're a predator. It bucks you off, sending you into a fast-moving river. You drown, and your gruesome, fish-eaten corpse is found a month later by Lassie.

Lassie.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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Dr3wdub at 10:21PM, Dec. 25, 2007

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Catches rabies and bites your throat open and you bleed to death on the floor.

A dry floor.

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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Zeph at 3:06PM, Dec. 26, 2007

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It just does. I tried to prevent it. But it just kills you. No real explanation. You suddenly die. Damn dry floors.

Squirrels

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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Orange at 3:58PM, Dec. 26, 2007

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You steal one of the acorns they got and they attack you, give you rabies, and someone puts you down.

Piece of Lego

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Zeph at 6:43PM, Dec. 26, 2007

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Chokage. SOMEONE PREFORM CPR! HIAMLICH HIAMLICH! Crap.. we lost her.

Speggeti-O's

Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?

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Absolute Zero at 7:27PM, Dec. 26, 2007

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wile u r eating u choke and die on a large o

being on drunk duck to long

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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crazyninny at 7:46PM, Dec. 26, 2007

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Lack of food, water, sleep, movement and human contact.

Object: Scotch tape.

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YoungNastyMan at 4:16PM, Dec. 27, 2007

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You use the tape to make a mummy costume, and it suffocates you.

Transformers, on Blu-ray.

(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
Tag you're it! Tag, you're it! Tag, you're….Oh, god dammit!

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Absolute Zero at 5:56PM, Dec. 27, 2007

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lack of food and water u starve to death

vodka and apple pucker and pot

and i dont want the world to see me cause i dont think that theyed understand when everythings made to be broken i just want to know who i am!

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