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How will this kill me?
angel_of_darkness at 3:20PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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You commit suicide when you realize you'll never be that sexy in those situations used in pron.

Namine and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts series
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Djeinus at 10:21AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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They call forth Sora to destroy you with his Keyblade, because you have been turn into an Heartless!

Terry Pratchett
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zgenstru at 1:21PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You spend so much time on his website that you die of wate loss.

zgenstru
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 2:34PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You commit suicide when you get tired of hearing about elves ;D
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zgenstru at 5:13PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Since you forgot to place your item you die from dragon fighting.

Sheena from Tales of Symphonia.
MCcain IS cancer.
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Djeinus at 3:43AM, Jan. 11, 2008
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She gets sick of that tale and starts beating you to death.

Fish
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simonitro at 10:02AM, Jan. 11, 2008
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The scent of fish will suffocate you until you grab a gun and shoot yourself.

Playstation 5


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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G Xon at 3:54PM, Jan. 12, 2008
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You buy it and realize that this system isn't out yet and that you've been conned. you blow your brains out from frustration.

Object: Top Secret
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.
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simonitro at 2:16AM, Jan. 13, 2008
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The TOP SECRET is… you'd get killed before you know what it is.

A lever


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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G Xon at 1:39PM, Jan. 15, 2008
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You pull the lever and nothing happens. You keep pulling it until it breaks off and is impailed into your skull.

Object: a nickle
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.
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Djeinus at 6:04AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You swallow a nickle.

Potato peelings
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simonitro at 8:35AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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The potato peelings, magically, turn into poisonous snakes and they would wrap around your neck and snap it.

A piece of paper.


Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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G Xon at 11:51AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You get a paper cut on your artery and bleed to death.

Object: A flashing jar that an insane scientist gave you called a “random jar”.
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.
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kitty17 at 1:14PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You open the jar releasing various toxins into the air, inhale and die.


Contact lens container

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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spiritmonkey at 1:25PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You look inside and find it is vacant of contact lenses!NOOO!!!
You fall into a deep depression and die a hollow husk of a human being

An onion
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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Djeinus at 3:03PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You drown in your own tears as you cut through the onion.

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
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Lord Shplane at 5:49PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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Wizards controls your mind with secret Satanic messages stored in the core rule book. After years of killing people in your basement and sacrificing them to Baphomet, the police catch you and you get raped to death by a large black man in prison.

Lack of pr0n.
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jissai at 10:37PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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you die of bordom


dust remover
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Klarga at 10:39PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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YOU'RE DUST.

A wet noodle
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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G Xon at 7:23PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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You choke.

Object: A “Completely Imossible to Kill Yourself in any Way, Shape, or Form” room
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.
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Insanity at 7:31PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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The Universe Collapses. You Say To Yourself, “WTF!” Right Before you die.


Object: hurblahplableh.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Klarga at 7:36PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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A hurblahplableh rapes you in the nose with its sword-tentacles and all that's left of you after five hours is a burnt toenail.

A sock
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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Insanity at 7:54PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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You fill it with batteries, tie it to a fan, and beat yourself to death with it.

My own personal ball-washer. Pensions, and whatnot. Oh, and a hurblahplableh is what you say after your tongue is tied.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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G Xon at 6:58AM, Jan. 21, 2008
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You get your penis stuck in it and have it ripped off (ow).

Object: A Bodyguard who was hired to protect you and would never hurt you.
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.
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Djeinus at 9:16AM, Jan. 23, 2008
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He falls on you and breaks your neck.

Communism
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Aussie_kid at 4:30AM, Jan. 25, 2008
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A vietnam veteran has a flashback, decides you are a communist and kills you for it.

Daniel Radcliffe
Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are
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Klarga at 7:58AM, Jan. 25, 2008
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You attempt to swallow him whole and you choke on his head as his bodyguards tase you, bro.

Goemon Impact
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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Insanity at 6:09PM, Jan. 28, 2008
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You die of confusion hurfdurf.


AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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bluebot092 at 7:02PM, Jan. 28, 2008
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that guy goes crazier than ever and kills you with his evil caffine

wathcing too much anime
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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G Xon at 9:21AM, Jan. 29, 2008
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You decide to become a swordsman and chop your self in half.

Object: the number infinity
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3

Jesus is love <33.
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