You commit suicide when you realize you'll never be that sexy in those situations used in pron.
Namine and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts series
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
angel_of_darkness
at 3:20PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Djeinus
at 10:21AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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posts: 201
joined: 9-27-2007
They call forth Sora to destroy you with his Keyblade, because you have been turn into an Heartless!
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
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zgenstru
at 1:21PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You spend so much time on his website that you die of wate loss.
zgenstru
zgenstru
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness
at 2:34PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You commit suicide when you get tired of hearing about elves ;D
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zgenstru
at 5:13PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Since you forgot to place your item you die from dragon fighting.
Sheena from Tales of Symphonia.
Sheena from Tales of Symphonia.
MCcain IS cancer.
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Djeinus
at 3:43AM, Jan. 11, 2008
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posts: 201
joined: 9-27-2007
She gets sick of that tale and starts beating you to death.
Fish
Fish
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simonitro
at 10:02AM, Jan. 11, 2008
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posts: 618
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The scent of fish will suffocate you until you grab a gun and shoot yourself.
Playstation 5
Playstation 5
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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G Xon
at 3:54PM, Jan. 12, 2008
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You buy it and realize that this system isn't out yet and that you've been conned. you blow your brains out from frustration.
Object: Top Secret
Object: Top Secret
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3
Jesus is love <33.
Jesus is love <33.
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simonitro
at 2:16AM, Jan. 13, 2008
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The TOP SECRET is… you'd get killed before you know what it is.
A lever
A lever
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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G Xon
at 1:39PM, Jan. 15, 2008
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You pull the lever and nothing happens. You keep pulling it until it breaks off and is impailed into your skull.
Object: a nickle
Object: a nickle
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3
Jesus is love <33.
Jesus is love <33.
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Djeinus
at 6:04AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You swallow a nickle.
Potato peelings
Potato peelings
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simonitro
at 8:35AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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The potato peelings, magically, turn into poisonous snakes and they would wrap around your neck and snap it.
A piece of paper.
A piece of paper.
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
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G Xon
at 11:51AM, Jan. 16, 2008
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You get a paper cut on your artery and bleed to death.
Object: A flashing jar that an insane scientist gave you called a “random jar”.
Object: A flashing jar that an insane scientist gave you called a “random jar”.
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3
Jesus is love <33.
Jesus is love <33.
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kitty17
at 1:14PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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joined: 2-11-2007
You open the jar releasing various toxins into the air, inhale and die.
Contact lens container
Contact lens container
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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spiritmonkey
at 1:25PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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posts: 501
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You look inside and find it is vacant of contact lenses!NOOO!!!
You fall into a deep depression and die a hollow husk of a human being
An onion
You fall into a deep depression and die a hollow husk of a human being
An onion
Timmy And the Bleach
There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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Djeinus
at 3:03PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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posts: 201
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You drown in your own tears as you cut through the onion.
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
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Lord Shplane
at 5:49PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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posts: 7,975
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Wizards controls your mind with secret Satanic messages stored in the core rule book. After years of killing people in your basement and sacrificing them to Baphomet, the police catch you and you get raped to death by a large black man in prison.
Lack of pr0n.
Lack of pr0n.
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
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jissai
at 10:37PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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posts: 101
joined: 2-7-2006
you die of bordom
dust remover
dust remover
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Klarga
at 10:39PM, Jan. 16, 2008
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posts: 202
joined: 12-23-2007
YOU'RE DUST.
A wet noodle
A wet noodle
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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G Xon
at 7:23PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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posts: 100
joined: 7-28-2007
You choke.
Object: A “Completely Imossible to Kill Yourself in any Way, Shape, or Form” room
Object: A “Completely Imossible to Kill Yourself in any Way, Shape, or Form” room
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3
Jesus is love <33.
Jesus is love <33.
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Insanity
at 7:31PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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The Universe Collapses. You Say To Yourself, “WTF!” Right Before you die.
Object: hurblahplableh.
Object: hurblahplableh.
AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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Klarga
at 7:36PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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joined: 12-23-2007
A hurblahplableh rapes you in the nose with its sword-tentacles and all that's left of you after five hours is a burnt toenail.
A sock
A sock
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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Insanity
at 7:54PM, Jan. 20, 2008
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You fill it with batteries, tie it to a fan, and beat yourself to death with it.
My own personal ball-washer. Pensions, and whatnot. Oh, and a hurblahplableh is what you say after your tongue is tied.
My own personal ball-washer. Pensions, and whatnot. Oh, and a hurblahplableh is what you say after your tongue is tied.
AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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G Xon
at 6:58AM, Jan. 21, 2008
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posts: 100
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You get your penis stuck in it and have it ripped off (ow).
Object: A Bodyguard who was hired to protect you and would never hurt you.
Object: A Bodyguard who was hired to protect you and would never hurt you.
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3
Jesus is love <33.
Jesus is love <33.
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Djeinus
at 9:16AM, Jan. 23, 2008
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posts: 201
joined: 9-27-2007
He falls on you and breaks your neck.
Communism
Communism
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:12PM
Aussie_kid
at 4:30AM, Jan. 25, 2008
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posts: 591
joined: 1-1-2006
A vietnam veteran has a flashback, decides you are a communist and kills you for it.
Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe
Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are
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Klarga
at 7:58AM, Jan. 25, 2008
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posts: 202
joined: 12-23-2007
You attempt to swallow him whole and you choke on his head as his bodyguards tase you, bro.
Goemon Impact
Goemon Impact
The unibrow in the avatar is an optical illusion
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Insanity
at 6:09PM, Jan. 28, 2008
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You die of confusion hurfdurf.
AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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bluebot092
at 7:02PM, Jan. 28, 2008
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posts: 820
joined: 6-10-2007
that guy goes crazier than ever and kills you with his evil caffine
wathcing too much anime
wathcing too much anime
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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G Xon
at 9:21AM, Jan. 29, 2008
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posts: 100
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You decide to become a swordsman and chop your self in half.
Object: the number infinity
Object: the number infinity
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature. X3
Jesus is love <33.
Jesus is love <33.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
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