You spend your life trying to become the greatest mathamaticion in the Univers but you consider the univers to be infinet so even though you continue to improve your math skiill there is always an infinit number of people who are better than you at math. not only that but an infinet number who are worse at math and an infinit number who are exactly the same skill levle as yourself. you realise that this must be the same for every one in all situations. Crushed by this apithany you sink into depresion and die of masive chalk dust posining.
Object:
a Commodore PET micro computor.
If your too young to know what that is then google it.
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
iain_westy
at 1:02AM, Feb. 5, 2008
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Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
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Az_the_Wox
at 12:05PM, Feb. 7, 2008
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PET = Personal Electronic Thingy (Starship Titanic)
PET = Megaman hand held computer…? (Megaman Battle Network Series)
In soviet Russia, Mega jacks into you. But, since you have no ports, you get an infinite number of puncture wounds from attempted jack-ins.
Object: A handful of seed-less grapes.
PET = Megaman hand held computer…? (Megaman Battle Network Series)
In soviet Russia, Mega jacks into you. But, since you have no ports, you get an infinite number of puncture wounds from attempted jack-ins.
Object: A handful of seed-less grapes.
And now, A Haiku:
Breasts are very nice, eh?
Soft mounds beneath her T-shirt,
Smile its cold today.
Breasts are very nice, eh?
Soft mounds beneath her T-shirt,
Smile its cold today.
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Zeno
at 5:46PM, Feb. 7, 2008
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Your trying to eat a grape but you miss your mouth and stab your eye with it and then someone straps a bomb to you and you trip off a cliff and die
Myself D:
Myself D:
Outside a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside a dog its to dark to read.
Signature rules found HERE
Signature rules found HERE
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iain_westy
at 10:38PM, Feb. 7, 2008
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you may look cute but you are infact compleatly evil.
you device and evil plot to undermine my down fall, when that dosn't work you beat me around the head with a lump of frozen lamb shanks
you device and evil plot to undermine my down fall, when that dosn't work you beat me around the head with a lump of frozen lamb shanks
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:55PM
cool guy
at 5:29PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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posts: 2,177
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You didn't wright anything
Object:the softest pillow in the history of the world
Object:the softest pillow in the history of the world
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bluebot092
at 5:38PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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since it is the softest pillow ever you never get off of it and die of starvation
naked brothers band
naked brothers band
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM
cool guy
at 5:44PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
You see on the news that they have changed their name to the Super Music Bros. then when you meet them you yell to them “I hate you Super Gay Bros.” then they beat you reapeadetly with their instuments.
Kappa Mikey
Kappa Mikey
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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BloodTh
at 10:20AM, Feb. 17, 2008
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Dammit! This thread JUST WON'T DIE! Oh, that's a good thing.
Your brain explodes because you realize the only thing to watch on tv (litterally, it's on every station) is a gay ass nickelodeon show -.-
people like me with anger issues.
Your brain explodes because you realize the only thing to watch on tv (litterally, it's on every station) is a gay ass nickelodeon show -.-
people like me with anger issues.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Ganolink
at 5:13PM, Aug. 3, 2008
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posts: 235
joined: 5-5-2007
you say hi then i say hi then you beat me with a fish the smell gets to me and i suffocate
An empty room with water and instant sponges
An empty room with water and instant sponges
why must the world end?
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
cool guy
at 12:49PM, Aug. 7, 2008
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The water is actualy gasoline and the sponges are bombs the sponges explode and then the gasoline makes the explosion bigger and you burn and die slowly.
the word supercalafragalisticaspialadosious.
the word supercalafragalisticaspialadosious.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Stain
at 4:54PM, Aug. 7, 2008
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You are having a conversation with somebody, and you use the word supercalafragalisticaspialadosious in a sentence. They ask you what it means, and as they insist you repetedly deny them the definition. Eventually they become very aggrivated, kicking you in the nuts and accidentally causing you to fall over the guard railing behind you, and you plummet 25 stories, getting hit by a speeding bus right before hitting the concrete. Then the announcer says “Overkill!”
A suit made out of a collection of middle aged men's foreskin.
A suit made out of a collection of middle aged men's foreskin.
Dirk ZephyrsLawl @ Homosexuality
Stain is also pretty hot.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:57PM
cool guy
at 7:17PM, Aug. 7, 2008
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you die of disgustitud….is that a word?
My horrible singing
My horrible singing
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
creepy chick
at 12:13PM, Aug. 8, 2008
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the window glass breaks from your horrible singin n cut your heart!!
my yammy donuts
my yammy donuts
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:49AM
Ganolink
at 4:35PM, Aug. 8, 2008
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posts: 235
joined: 5-5-2007
your yammy donuts come alive and eat you and everyone else
the game FATAL FRAME 2
the game FATAL FRAME 2
why must the world end?
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
Sea_Cow
at 3:18PM, Aug. 9, 2008
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It ain't called FATAL Frame for nothin'!
A murderer.
A murderer.
I am so happy to finally be back home
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:26PM
Lycan90
at 1:12AM, Aug. 10, 2008
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Knive in, guts out, knive in, guts out….simple. X)
paper and pen…
paper and pen…
To know everything is curse, To know nothing is bless….
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:49PM
creepy chick
at 3:39AM, Aug. 10, 2008
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youll swallow the paper then youll choke up with it…someone will try to help u by cuting your throught with the pen…
book
book
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:49AM
simonitro
at 9:50AM, Aug. 10, 2008
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posts: 618
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The lower hard edge of a book falls severely on your head and it'll bleed your head so bad that you'd start losing blood. Somehow, that same book floats up again and smashes your head into little pieces.
Mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes
Enjoy… Las Vegas-y
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:38PM
diana_m
at 10:13AM, Aug. 10, 2008
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You choke.
Me.
Me.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:11PM
cool guy
at 3:22PM, Aug. 11, 2008
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posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
You write so mutch fan fic that our heads explode
Geting hit on the head with the “Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix” book
Geting hit on the head with the “Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix” book
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
Ganolink
at 6:06PM, Aug. 11, 2008
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posts: 235
joined: 5-5-2007
you pick the book back up and read it and slam your head with the book till you die
straw
straw
why must the world end?
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
diana_m
at 12:47PM, Aug. 12, 2008
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posts: 768
joined: 7-8-2007
cool guy
Geting hit on the head with the “Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix” book
Asshole.
Make a straw hat,go to a cosplay convention and get killed by a angry mob of Naruto fans.
Cool guy.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:11PM
Ganolink
at 10:18AM, Aug. 13, 2008
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posts: 235
joined: 5-5-2007
his fist that hides in his chin comes out and puches you
pong
pong
why must the world end?
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
cool guy
at 2:07PM, Aug. 14, 2008
(online)
posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
diana_mcool guy
Geting hit on the head with the “Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix” book
Asshole.
LOL
You lose the game then you think that you suck cuz u lost and then you commit suicide
Assholes like…I don't know….Diana_m
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
Ganolink
at 9:47AM, Aug. 16, 2008
(online)
posts: 235
joined: 5-5-2007
Diana_M might be like assy mcgee and shoots you
tinky winky
tinky winky
why must the world end?
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
diana_m
at 8:55AM, Aug. 17, 2008
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posts: 768
joined: 7-8-2007
He shoots you with a AK-47.
My fanfics.
My fanfics.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:11PM
cool guy
at 6:04PM, Sept. 1, 2008
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posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
cool guy
You write so mutch fan fic that our heads explode
same as befor
Mirrors (if you've seen the movie then you'll understand)
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
Kleb
at 8:01AM, Sept. 2, 2008
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posts: 73
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You'll get so confused, you'll end up shooting yourself (sorry, haven't seen the movie).
Chicken Wings.
Chicken Wings.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
diana_m
at 1:56PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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posts: 768
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You choke.´
C'mon people gimme a hard one!These bitches are too easy!
The queen of England.
C'mon people gimme a hard one!These bitches are too easy!
The queen of England.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:11PM
Puff_Of_Smoke
at 1:57PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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posts: 3,510
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Scoff at her.
Scoffing.
BloodThSHRINK YOUR SIGNATURE.
Shit and stuff.
Scoffing.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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