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How will this kill me?
diana_m at 2:02PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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Err…
Wait a sec,i gotta go to wiktionary…


Oh!That's what it means.

Well,you scoff at a really big dude,he picks you up,rolls you into a ball and plays basketball with you.

Wiktionary.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 2:25PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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Someone hits you with it.

It.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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cool guy at 3:07PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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If by “IT” you mean rape then…you get “IT” and then whoever it was kills you.




Sea_Cow's year old jokes (see above)
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Ganolink at 5:28PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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i could live with it



listening to narutards rant on how haters who hate naruto suck
why must the world end?
because… wait.
O o
/¯/
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
| IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!
| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
| ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
\_\

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Kleb at 11:15PM, Sept. 2, 2008
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Drives you to killing yourself.


Broken link
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cool guy at 11:15AM, Sept. 3, 2008
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It's so annoying (like me) that you kill yourself



MSN
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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veritan at 5:15PM, Sept. 3, 2008
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Your horoscope on MSN Astrology predicts extremely good luck for you today. Confident, you decide to try your luck and fly to Las Vegas, Nevada. You win big at the craps table. On your last throw you bet everything you own, expecting a huge profit in return. However your luck runs out, and you lose everything. Homeless, you try to make a living on the street. While wandering through some alley you cut yourself on a rusty nail. You die of tetanus a few weeks later.

A half-used tube of toothpaste
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diana_m at 5:20PM, Sept. 3, 2008
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You slip on it and crack your head in the bathtub.

Cool Guy.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Kleb at 8:40AM, Sept. 4, 2008
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His shades brake, and the shards impale through your eyes and into your brain.


Cockroach
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diana_m at 6:21PM, Sept. 4, 2008
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(Cool Guy doesn't wear shades.)

My mom fills the house with chemicals to kill it.Needless to say,I DIE!

Ma website.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Kleb at 8:00PM, Sept. 4, 2008
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Heart Attack from the horror that is your website.


Scanner
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diana_m at 6:24AM, Sept. 5, 2008
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You get so happy for getting a scanner,you have a heart attack.

Avril Lavigne.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Kleb at 8:18AM, Sept. 5, 2008
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Listening to her music is enough to make anyone's head explode.


Chess
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cool guy at 12:19PM, Sept. 5, 2008
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You loose then you commit suicide



This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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diana_m at 12:50PM, Sept. 7, 2008
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You laugh so hard you fall from your chair and crack your head.Bye,bye Cool Guy.

Death Note.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Kleb at 8:51PM, Sept. 7, 2008
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Need we say more?


Mario
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diana_m at 12:25PM, Sept. 8, 2008
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He thinks you're a turtle and jumps on you.Don't forget he's an overweight italian plumber.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Kleb at 11:57PM, Sept. 8, 2008
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You forgot to put something. :P


Toilet paper
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Kiruru at 12:29PM, Sept. 11, 2008
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A two ton pile of …Slightly damp… toilet paper falls off a truck and on to you crushing you to death.


*fingerless monkey*
You say tomato, I say stfu no one says that!
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cool guy at 3:15PM, Sept. 11, 2008
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It's a CANIBAL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (if you didn't get that then you're an asshole)



Naruto Sippuden the Movie: Bonds

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kiruru at 4:19PM, Sept. 11, 2008
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you watch it, and you head explodes from to much awesome!!!



*World of Warcraft
You say tomato, I say stfu no one says that!
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Kleb at 7:34PM, Sept. 11, 2008
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Your character jumps out of your monitor and slices your head off.


Bling
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diana_m at 6:32AM, Sept. 12, 2008
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You have so much bling your locals gangstahs are jealous and kill you.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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smkinoshita at 10:09AM, Sept. 12, 2008
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You seem to have forgotten something… in its place, you have left… NOTHING.

The NOTHING appears and swallows you into the void. You are not resurrected when Bastian names the Empress because your forgot the games rules and she didn't like your face.

Object: A sponge.
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Kiruru at 11:23AM, Sept. 12, 2008
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the sponge has been under the sink so long that it contracts deadly mold spores, and when you go to get it, you breath them in killing you slowly over the coarse of 2 hours



*butter knife
You say tomato, I say stfu no one says that!
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cool guy at 12:11PM, Sept. 12, 2008
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Oh c'mon it's a fucking knife


Home Made Kazoku
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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