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Radec at 3:29PM, Sept. 25, 2006

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then you get AIDS and die.
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again.

cheesy crackers

<= dead and buried.

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 4:16PM, Sept. 25, 2006

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AIDs.

Stealing that apple guy's joke about AIDs

i will also like to know you the more

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Radec at 5:04PM, Sept. 25, 2006

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a midget beats you to death with a severed leg.

severance pay.

<= dead and buried.

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ssbguy at 6:38PM, Oct. 5, 2006

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*head explodes trying to figure WTF it is*

next object(s): a Pokeball, Amy Rose's hammer, and a monkey wrench.

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KomradeDave at 7:05PM, Oct. 5, 2006

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Amy Rose chooses her Pokemon, Hammer, and when she releases it from the pokeball it proceeds to twist off your appendages one by one with a monkey wrench.

Next object: A Green Lantern comic book

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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ssbguy at 3:35AM, Oct. 6, 2006

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turns out it's Green Lantern #1. while you're reading the book, a comic book nerd comes in and kills you, then steals your comic.

next object: a horny Neko girl.

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Arcan at 4:55PM, Oct. 6, 2006

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A horny neko girl rapes you, then you cach herpies and die a sloooooooooooooww painful death.

Next object:

a penguin vesion of duke nukem

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:13PM, Oct. 7, 2006

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Some guy kills you and runs off with it.

Next Object: Bratz.

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Radec at 5:05PM, Oct. 7, 2006

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…ARROW'D!

Trogdor.

<= dead and buried.

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 6:06PM, Oct. 7, 2006

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was a man. Maybe he just breathed fire on you and killed you.

Messing up the Trogdor song.

i will also like to know you the more

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Arcan at 6:56AM, Oct. 8, 2006

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The trogdor song is so loud that your ears and brain explode

an evil monkey

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ssbguy at 8:52AM, Oct. 8, 2006

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the evil monkey tries to take over the world. you die in the process of stopping it.

next object: YouTube

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Arcan at 3:32PM, Oct. 8, 2006

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Graphic porno childrens' television shows give you a siezure and you die a horrible death.

Nxt object: an atomic bomb

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Radec at 9:26PM, Oct. 8, 2006

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you trip over it and brek your spine, causing complete paralysis.
unfortunately, being in an isolated sector of a research facility, no one knows you're there, leaving you to die a slow and horrible death of starvation.

annoying forum-posters

<= dead and buried.

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ssbguy at 3:33AM, Oct. 9, 2006

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you PQ an annoying forum poster about their annoyingness. the next day, someone comes to your house, kills you and shouts, “I'm NOT annoying!”

next object: a marble

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KomradeDave at 12:25PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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You get drunk and play marbles, one of them ricochets into your eye and because of the alcohol your blood is too thin to clot up and you bleed to death out your eye-hole.

Next item:
A 4.25 inch piece of jute rope

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: The Anti Sprite Coalition on fire off the shoulder of Cut and Paste. I watched Top Drawer glitter in the dark near the Forumhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in the rain.

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Arcan at 12:28PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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Some guy strangles you with it.

Nxt object: a blood stained paperclip

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ssbguy at 12:32PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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someone stabs you in the arm with the blood-stained paperclip. in a situation that's much like sharing needles, you contract some sort of horrible disease from the blood on the paperclip. you die a slow and painful death.

next object: the absolute WORST sprite comic you've ever seen.

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Arcan at 12:34PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The sprite comic is SO bad, you contract a seizuer, a stroke, and a heart attack at the same time and die a horrible death.

Nxt object: a tank's cannon

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ssbguy at 12:39PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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you're staring down the barrel of the cannon when you realize that it's not attatched to the tank. you laugh at the cannon when it suddenly goes off in your face, taking your head off. your body slumps to the ground while the bullet is flying with your head on its tip. it explodes on contact with the ground, taking your head with it.

next object: the game Shadow the Hedgehog.

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Arcan at 12:41PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The game turns out to be cursed like the ring, and shadow jumps out and shoots you dead.

a shrubbery

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ssbguy at 12:43PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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the shrubs come to life and eat you.

next object: a Giant Eagle (take it into any meaning you like).

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Arcan at 12:49PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The giant eagle sees you like a meal, swoops down and eats you.

your pelt (ssbguy's)

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ssbguy at 12:59PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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my sister comes in and slaughters you for stealing my pelt. I'm not even gonna mention what she does to you.

next object: a blank CD

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Arcan at 1:05PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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The blank CD turns out to be a DVD of the ring and when you watchid you die.

a wheelchair

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Brinx at 5:08PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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You do a stupid stunt with it and sets of stairs (More then 5.) and something goes wrong and you fall down and break your neck and then you die.

a penguin.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Arcan at 5:15PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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The penguin gets mad at you for no apperent reason, then pecks your eyes out and you bleed to death.

a nintendo power magazine.

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Brinx at 5:20PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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It could be a shapeshifter on desquise and when you go to sleep and transforms into it's true form and kills you in you in your sleep. How it does it you'll have to think for yourself.

a spoon.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Arcan at 5:22PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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An evil monke takes the spoon and rips your eye out of your sockets then pulls out your brain and you die hirrbly.

a bloody skull.

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Brinx at 5:32PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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The skulls posessed with an evil spirit and it takes shape and rips you in half.

a stick.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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