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Lord Shplane at 11:43PM, Dec. 29, 2007

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NIGHT ELF MOHAWK OR WALKER TEXAS RANGER?! THAT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SEX AND MURDER!!

Who?

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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YoungNastyMan at 12:52AM, Dec. 30, 2007

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Me, HO!! Now, pick up that stapler! It's been crawling around the kitchen for hours, and I STRONGLY DISAPPROVE OF THAT VENTURE!!!

Where'd you put that scraper!? I know you have it!

(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
Tag you're it! Tag, you're it! Tag, you're….Oh, god dammit!

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Insanity at 8:08AM, Dec. 30, 2007

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WHAT SCRAPER?

………….

I SAID NOTHING!

Purples seed spreader……*muttermutter*

WHERE IS KOMBUCHA OJ SIMPSON?*twitchtwitch*

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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Aurora Moon at 9:36AM, Dec. 30, 2007

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in order to find oj simpison, you first change it to the tv show the simposions. Then you pour orange juice over the tv, and let it catch on fire.

Then you've found OJ simpson!!

Do you do webcomics?

I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)

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Sea_Cow at 11:54AM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “DO” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, YES I RAPE WEBCOMICS LIKE I RAPE EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET!

Who's your Daddy?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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YoungNastyMan at 12:52PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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I'm your daddy……..Welcome home………Son…….*twitch*

I've got a chili dog! Are you jealous?

(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
Tag you're it! Tag, you're it! Tag, you're….Oh, god dammit!

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BlueFlame_Studios at 1:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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No, but my friend Sonic the Hedgehog is.

Do you like chocolate?

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Sea_Cow at 1:45PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “LIKE” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN YES, I “LIKE” CHOCOLATE THE WAY I “LIKE” EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS PLANET!

Which way is it to San Fransisco?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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YoungNastyMan at 3:08PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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THE DIRECTION IS DENNIS!!!!! THERE IS A HAM IN MY SHOE, AND IT'S GOT “FREE PARKING” WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hey, Sea_Cow! Do you like rape? :whistling:

(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
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Sea_Cow at 3:26PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “LIKE”, YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN YES, I… uh… Wait…
Wut? OH SHI-

Has your head exploded recently?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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zgenstru at 6:08PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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OMG Sea_Cow everyone knows that heads explode when take a regular monthly purple crap in Science class duh! So no it hasn't but, thank you for asking. :)

So do hate Elfin Lied?

MCcain IS cancer.

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Sea_Cow at 7:49PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “HATE” YOU MEAN “RAPE” THEN YES, I “HATE” ELFEN LIED, OR AT LEAST THE MANY NUDE CATGIRLS INVOLVED. THAT JAPANIMATION FUCKING RAWKS.

Did you ever “hate” anybody?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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kitty17 at 7:57PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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OH HATE? NO NO I DO NOT HATE. I MEARLY “DISLIKE” THEM ALL TO DEATH!

What would you do with a lucky penny.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3

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crazyninny at 8:02PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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Eat it.

How fast should you run with scissors?

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YoungNastyMan at 9:01PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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Quick like a cat! ……..that I ate.

What's your favorite dish?

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Sea_Cow at 9:15PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “DISH” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, I LOVE ANY KIND OF “DISH”!

Murder or sex?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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YoungNastyMan at 9:19PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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BOTH!!!!!!!!! …………..at the same time. :neenjah:

Does ghostrider shop at wal-mart?

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Sea_Cow at 9:36PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “SHOP” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN NO. I “SHOP” AT WAL-MART.

Cut off any Johnsons recently? Also, I prefer murder before sex, but we all have our preferences.

I am so happy to finally be back home

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BlueFlame_Studios at 9:40PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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No! But I cut some Toms up today.

Doctor Who?

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Sea_Cow at 9:46PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “DOCTOR” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN “DOCTOR” EVERYBODY!

HOW DO I SHOOP WOOP

I am so happy to finally be back home

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BlueFlame_Studios at 9:54PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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YOU HAVE TO CHARGE UP UR LAZUUUH!

Shoop Da Whoop?

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therealtj at 9:56PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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Only Wednsday.

Can you get me a glass of water?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Sea_Cow at 10:23PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “GET” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, YES I CAN AND WOULD “GET” YOU, BUT NOT A GLASS OF WATER.

Can you get me a glass of fire?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 10:24PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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if by fire you mean my semen etc.

i will also like to know you the more

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 10:25PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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Can you rape me?

i will also like to know you the more

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Bocaj at 10:27PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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If by “can” you mean “can” than your statement remains consistent.

Will you incorporate a song lyric into your next question?

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Sea_Cow at 10:28PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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IF BY “INCORPORATE” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, YES!

Raaaaaape me…

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

How's the rapin' today?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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YoungNastyMan at 11:04PM, Dec. 30, 2007

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Fat and sassy.

Didn't you get your oil changed, today?

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BlueFlame_Studios at 12:54AM, Dec. 31, 2007

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If by ‘'oil changed’' you mean Japanese Female Sex Slave, then yes. (totally pulled a SeaCow)

Are you my mummy?

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YoungNastyMan at 8:35AM, Dec. 31, 2007

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No, this is just my mummy costume. I'm off to go give candy to children, even though halloween's long over.

Does your toaster work okay?

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