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kyupol at 1:51AM, Jan. 27, 2006
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JONAH FALCON has the world’s biggest willy at 13½in so you would think he’d be over the moon.

But millions of men can take heart — Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.

He lives with his mum and hasn’t had a girlfriend for ten years.

The 35-year-old bedded hundreds of women — and men — until he decided his willy had reduced him to a mere sex toy.

Jobless Jonah has gone off casual sex and is now desperate for a steady relationship.

The aspiring actor and writer said: “When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers.

“It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned.

“My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show.”

Studies found the average adult aroused penis measures just under 6in. Jonah’s is 13½in, 9in unaroused — a fact TV viewers can verify when he appears naked in a C4 documentary in the spring.

Jonah lost his virginity aged ten to a curious 18-year-old. By 18 he was hitting the clubs in his home town of New York squeezed into the tightest trousers he could find. Jonah, a tubby 5ft 9in, said: “There were so many people I slept with I’ve lost count, probably hundreds.

“I got approached a lot more by men than women — I’d never go home alone. I’ve slept with celebrities, men and women, but I’m not naming names.”

Jonah insists size doesn’t matter. He added: “I often wonder what my life would have been like had I been born a normal size. While I don’t have any regrets, I’d probably be a lot more settled now.”

# Experts say studies based on self-measurement often report higher average length to those done by staff.

Dr Alfred Kinsey, an American who carried out the first scientific research into sexual behaviour in the 1940s, beat the problem by getting men to mark their length on a postcard and send it to him.
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ozoneocean at 4:49AM, Jan. 27, 2006
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The SUN doesn't have the best reputation… or it wouldn't have articles like that one ;)
Still, it was funny. Slept with hundreds of men and women? Well I can understand the women being atracted to the novelty, but I'd bet his former male loves have pretty sore arses! ewwww. Bums aren't as elastic as vaginas.
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LostPriestess at 2:13AM, Jan. 30, 2006
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Guess you really can't have your cake and eat it too.
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ceb_dyson at 5:48PM, Feb. 6, 2006
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This is actually the first time I have ever heard about this little manhood problem for someone. Though I have heard often that guys with larger than life manhoods have a lot of trouble finding someone who will last more than a one nighter.

Personally, I really don't care. However, for those guys I sure hope they keep trying the women since it'd be real sorrowful for those poor bums that get stretched that freakin' much.

Then again, when a guy is desperate…he's desperate. Go figure.
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Terminal at 7:48PM, Feb. 6, 2006
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Saying "keep it in your pants" would surely be ironic.

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Rutger at 10:31AM, Oct. 27, 2007
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lol doublenecropost

Haven't you got anything better to do?

Also, aspiring actor? I think I can guess what kind of movies he's going to end up in…

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subcultured at 11:16AM, Oct. 27, 2007
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heh i think that article is for real
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Priest_Revan at 12:31PM, Oct. 27, 2007
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Not really shocking, other than the fact that his manhood is 13 inches…

Personally, I wouldn't know what to do if mine was that long…

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Sidwarrious at 1:18PM, Oct. 27, 2007
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I know what to do if mine was that long-JUMP ROPE!
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