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I have 200 orgasms every day... but I'm not moaning!
Eunice P at 11:34PM, May 25, 2008
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Even the guys are scared of her…

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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_200_orgasms.shtml

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

She said: “Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily.”

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

“Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec,” she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.



Stunned
She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

She said: “Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

”It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

“Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.

”In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200.“

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. ”Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace,“ she said.

Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.

”If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea,“ she said, adding, ”Sometimes I'd like to just have a normal life."

All together now, aaaahhhhh!

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Pineapple at 12:10AM, May 26, 2008
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That would get annoying
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Custard Trout at 12:39AM, May 26, 2008
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I must have these pills. I MUST. I'm not nineteen yet, there's still time!
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HippieVan at 2:23PM, May 26, 2008
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I like how they say she suffers from psas.

Geez, wouldn't it be embarassing to go to the doctor with that problem?
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Skullbie at 4:43PM, May 26, 2008
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That Racheal Ray clone is complaining about having 200 orgasms a day? Goddamn her-
even her pants crotch area is saggy. -_-

I'm depressed now. I'm gonna go take anti-depressants. And hope.
 
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Lonnehart at 6:08PM, May 26, 2008
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If I was a woman, I'd be terrified of having uncontrollable orgasms. They can be very inconvenient. Let's say you're at a very important company meeting and you're not trying to tick off the company president, who just happens to be a woman…
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Arashi_san at 7:54PM, May 26, 2008
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I think I'd turn having an orgasm into a sexy dance. Like trippin over my pants.

You can sing, too. Make a sexy, moaning song. Ooooh yeah… make a sexy song and do a sexy dance.
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Skullbie at 9:00PM, May 26, 2008
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I would use my orgasms to end world hunger.



for porn. The porn industry is always hungry.


 
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Arashi_san at 9:19PM, May 26, 2008
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I would use my orgasms to end world hunger.



for porn. The porn industry is always hungry.



The industry is always hungry and those who watch it are always hungry. The world spins in funny circles, doesn't it?
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Lonnehart at 10:14PM, May 26, 2008
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Arashi_san
I think I'd turn having an orgasm into a sexy dance. Like trippin over my pants.

You can sing, too. Make a sexy, moaning song. Ooooh yeah… make a sexy song and do a sexy dance.

……….

I hope you don't end up dancing that too much that you end up thinking that…

You're… too sexy for this board… too sexy for this board… this Drunkduck board…!!!

Okay. That was just a bad spontaneous joke. >_<
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ozoneocean at 12:43AM, May 27, 2008
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Looks like a bullshit tabloid story to me. Like the one about the woman who was impregnated by aliens.

Still, it's a funny idea. ^_^
 
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Product Placement at 5:36AM, May 27, 2008
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Looks like a bullshit tabloid story to me. Like the one about the woman who was impregnated by aliens.

Still, it's a funny idea. ^_^

Looks real enough for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_sexual_arousal_syndrome

I've heard of this condition before. It's probably a whole lot of less fun then it seems to be.
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ozoneocean at 6:17AM, May 27, 2008
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Product Placement
Looks real enough for me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_sexual_arousal_syndrome
On the contrary, that linked article seems to dispute this story quite nicely. ;)
 
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Lonnehart at 3:39PM, May 27, 2008
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Imagine the horror if the condition affected men… O_O
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Lioness at 4:23PM, May 27, 2008
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Lonnehart
Imagine the horror if the condition affected men… O_O

Poor guys! If i were a man with that I would be afraid to walk out into the street.
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