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I have returned!
chazzthecoleslaf at 3:30PM, May 11, 2009
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Hello, it's chazzthecoleslaf, the creator of The Chronicles of Nothing. I'm happy to report my return to drunkduck.com after my ridiculously long hiatus. So now, I'm posting new stuff, and if I develop a large enough fan base, I'll continue to make more strips. Enjoy!

The Chronicles of Nothing - Updates biweekly (if that's a word) on Tuesday and Friday
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Soryko at 4:04PM, May 11, 2009
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Welcome back. ;p
Remember that you are unique! Just like everyone else! ^w^
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amanda at 10:54AM, May 12, 2009
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Hi, Chazz - welcome back to the Duck. We must have missed each other the first time around, but there's always time to make up for that.

You might have noticed some things have changed. There are more mines now, for starters, and we've recently run out of our free-issue metal detectors. Tread lightly!
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chazzthecoleslaf at 11:43AM, May 12, 2009
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…are the mines detectable through radar?

The Chronicles of Nothing - Updates biweekly (if that's a word) on Tuesday and Friday
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amanda at 12:17PM, May 12, 2009
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Only if you purchase my limited edition, gold-plated, Radar o' Awesome.
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chazzthecoleslaf at 12:57PM, May 29, 2009
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o hot damn - how much?

The Chronicles of Nothing - Updates biweekly (if that's a word) on Tuesday and Friday
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Custard Trout at 1:13PM, May 29, 2009
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Huh. What's the etiquette for self necroposting? Oh sod it.

It's a scam, the mines can't be detected. Don't be worried though, as my patented hover boots will carry you safely over any and all mines!

Available for only four hundred payments of $10 000.99!

Disclaimer: Custard Creations Inc are not responsible for any injury, maimage, or death that occurs while using the boots due to: the flames setting off mines, the gallon sized lead lined fuel tank causing severe back pain and crippling you for life, the gallon of fuel running out after three seconds, or any injury, maimage, or death that occurs on your way to or stay at Jupiter which is only place where replacement fuel is available.

Have a lovely day.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Dark Clown at 9:59AM, June 2, 2009
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Welcome Back, Would You Like A Cold Hot Cola?

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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