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Product Placement at 12:21PM, July 7, 2010
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This has to be the most ironic death I've ever heard of.

Man dies after watching Twilight.
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therealtj at 1:26PM, July 7, 2010
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I knew it would happen. No one would believe me, though. THEY said I was being over dramatic. Twilight wasn't going to kill any one, THEY said. Well, I hope you all are happy.

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Chernobog at 1:48PM, July 7, 2010
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Think he'll come back sparkling and debonair?
 
 
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Salsa at 8:47AM, July 8, 2010
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Think he'll come back sparkling and debonair?

Oh HELL NO!
RAGE!
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Hawk at 11:13AM, July 8, 2010
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It's really sad that a person died.

But I'd like to commend him for the sacrifice he has made. The comedic irony of his death will forever serve haters of Twilight, and men in general.
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Dark Pascual at 1:08PM, July 9, 2010
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Always knew that “Twilight” was a fate worst than death…
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ozoneocean at 10:13PM, July 9, 2010
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One great thing about the film is that the weird looking guy playing that Edward character is actually considered amazingly handsome or something.
That gives some hope to us weird looking guys. ^__^
 
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Hawk at 4:55PM, July 10, 2010
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ozoneocean
One great thing about the film is that the weird looking guy playing that Edward character is actually considered amazingly handsome or something.
That gives some hope to us weird looking guys. ^__^

I was noticing that too. I saw a poster of Edward at a store a while back and realized that he was the perfect blend between a hobo and a douchebag. What I learned from the picture is that we're allowed to have flaws, we just need to look smug enough about them for girls to think our flaws are actually assets.
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Product Placement at 5:47PM, July 10, 2010
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Awww… I'm not weird looking, just average.

First the models get all the girls now the disfigured ones.

When does the average Joe get his chance? :(
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crocty at 10:16PM, July 10, 2010
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Probably killed himself. I guess they didn't notice the razorblade lodged in his wrist until AFTER the autopsy…

God watching 10 minutes of the first dump was bad enough. It's like they spent all their budget on glitter, so they had to hire random talentless people off the streets, and could only afford the colour blue.

Seriously the entire thing is blue. All blue.
Well the 10 mintues I watched, but it's all the freaking same.

Also, even though there's huge debate on which is better, Harry Potter or Twilight, the obvious winner is Karate Kid*.
Urgh just saying that vagina wizard's name makes me cringe.

*The original I mean. By that I mean Daniel, not the girl.
Not like they'd remake it and ruin it by casting Jackie fucking Chan as Mr Miyagi. No that'd be awful. Good thing it never happened.
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machinehead at 7:34PM, July 11, 2010
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It's bad enough that I was forced to sit through that sparkly vampire atrocity, but I had no idea my life was in danger the whole time.
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Frostflowers at 6:11AM, July 13, 2010
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Poor man - what an awful way to go. :( To have the last thing you see in life be Robert Pattinson sparkly and douchebaggy.

ozoneocean
One great thing about the film is that the weird looking guy playing that Edward character is actually considered amazingly handsome or something.
That gives some hope to us weird looking guys. ^__^
This. This mystifies me so much, and I'm female. Everyone's talking like my ovaries are supposed to be on fire the moment Pattinson strolls into a scene, and yet I'm sitting there wondering what the hell the fuss is about. o.O

… Twilight should have been all about Bella's dad shooting vampires with his trusty shotgun.
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