He hangs out at those clubs, hoping to score with Ron Jeremy.

Ever seen the film “the tuxedo?”

That movie was actually training propaganda from a secret organization buried in the foothills of Nevada. Don't trust ANYONE. The only person who can help you now is Jackie Chan…or Charlton Heston…cuz, ya know..all the guns and stuff…

FyreHyde
Ever seen the film “the tuxedo?”

That movie was actually training propaganda from a secret organization buried in the foothills of Nevada. Don't trust ANYONE. The only person who can help you now is Jackie Chan…or Charlton Heston…cuz, ya know..all the guns and stuff…

Jennifer Love Hewitt might also be of service.

Rutger
Jennifer Love Hewitt might also be of service.

If she brings her boobs I'm in.

Fuzzy Modem

Rutger
Jennifer Love Hewitt might also be of service.

If she brings her boobs I'm in.

If she didn't, she wouldn't be of service.

Rutger
If she didn't, she wouldn't be of service.

Not unless I needed a really shitty actress for something.

(just kidding JL. You know we love you…r boobs.)

Fuzzy Modem

Rutger
If she didn't, she wouldn't be of service.

Not unless I needed a really shitty actress for something.

(just kidding JL. You know we love you…r boobs.)

We don't call her Jennifer Loves Hugetits for no reason…

Rutger

Fuzzy Modem

Rutger
If she didn't, she wouldn't be of service.

Not unless I needed a really shitty actress for something.

(just kidding JL. You know we love you…r boobs.)

We don't call her Jennifer Loves Hugetits for no reason…

GHOST WHISPERER…

Finally: The pictures.

I still think you should take the little box apart.

1)It's something expensive, and you've voided the warranty. The whole thing is called off, and They come back, to reclaim their gear. Not wanting to toss their precious little box ‘to the wolves’, especially if They will not be able to get their money back.

(It looks like it was designed in the 80's, on from some backwards country, where stickers are still cool. They're obviously cheap.)

2)It explodes, and you've given your life to save another. Nobody will remember you, but it's better to not be remembered as a caring hero, than to not be remembered as a sleeper agent/murdererer-er.

3)The suit explodes.

4)Everything explodes.

5)It's a garage door opener, and by breaking it, you've trapped your new spy car under the park, forever.

But, in all seriousness.
Pop it open.

FoxmanZEO
I still think you should take the little box apart.

I don't actually think their's much of anything inside, it's just a transmitter, but I'll take it apart and have a look.

BOOM!












… just kidding. Nothing too interesting.

Oooo!

I know what it is! A laser blazer!

put some batteries in it ^_^

the box is a small transmitter used for garage doors and I just forgot what it was called. but it is a small range transmitter use for low wattage devices.

Coveinant
the box is a small transmitter used for garage doors and I just forgot what it was called. but it is a small range transmitter use for low wattage devices.

Well that's signifigantly less interesting. What am I doing with someone's garage door opener?…

I'd take it around the neighborhood and try it at each house with a garage, but I might piss someone off if it worked.

Fuzzy Modem

Am I the only one interested in where I can find the movie/series where she wears this outfit? Or at least more pictures?

Also, why not go around the neighbourhood? They won't be pissed off if you go like ‘Hey, I found your garagedoor opener!’

Rutger
Am I the only one interested in where I can find the movie/series where she wears this outfit? Or at least more pictures?

I think she probably wore it just for the one photo shoot.

Rutger
Also, why not go around the neighbourhood? They won't be pissed off if you go like ‘Hey, I found your garagedoor opener!’

But what if they didn't loose it? I mean are these things like keyed to a special frequency, or could it “accidentally” open someone's garage door? I don't want them to think I'm trying to steal their snow machines or something.

Fuzzy Modem
But what if they didn't loose it? I mean are these things like keyed to a special frequency, or could it “accidentally” open someone's garage door?

I'd think it would have to be keyed to a certain frequency. Otherwise everyone would be opening their neighbors' garages constantly.

If it's a generic short range transmitter, I still fancy the possibility that it operates the suit. ;) (Push the button… Push it! How can you not push it already?! )

Just press the button you pansy.

Film it as well, in case you do blow up.

Yes push the button…

and I think that picture is photoshopped. Like her nipples should be showing. I mean not like I wanna see them showing, as in the way the costume fits showing.

anyways… what were we talking about again?

carly_mizzou
Yes push the button…

and I think that picture is photoshopped. Like her nipples should be showing. I mean not like I wanna see them showing, as in the way the costume fits showing.

anyways… what were we talking about again?

The… Avatar… Wants… Me…

Oh, HEY CARLY! ^_^

carly_mizzou
Yes push the button…

and I think that picture is photoshopped. Like her nipples should be showing. I mean not like I wanna see them showing, as in the way the costume fits showing.

anyways… what were we talking about again?

It's totally photoshopped.

Rutger
It's totally photoshopped.

Are you sure the straps arn't just covering them? I mean, how large are JL's areola, circumference-wize? Anyone know?

Fuzzy Modem

Rutger
It's totally photoshopped.

Are you sure the straps arn't just covering them? I mean, how large are JL's areola, circumference-wize? Anyone know?

I don't know, but the overall smoothnes and shinyness gives it a photoshopped look. I thought it was fake at first.

what if the suits the bomb?

Finnished:

They had assigned you to a special mission, you will have no extra ships, and only one chance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, has been locked behind an automatic garage door for the past three days.
Longing for her handsome crush to come to the rescue, her knight in shining cotton jacket (and nothing but). Unfortunately it's all gone awry, and he was too much of a pussy to use a simple garage door opener, Jennifer starved to death, but in reality, the broken heart she lived through would have been a much worse fate.

Mission Failed.

ShadowDion
what if the suits the bomb?

That'd be double awesome.

Very shinny for a suit. So I'm sticking with my theory, your being flimed, and when you die *Of some matter or what not.* your story will be sold to a blockbuster flim.

FoxmanZEO
you will have no extra ships

I get a ship? What kind of ship? Like a boat? Or like a space ship? What do I use the ship for?