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If an alien invited you to a spaceship party would you go?
Byth1 at 10:31AM, July 12, 2010
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I dunno it could be cool, or it could just be some trick to get you into the ship to be probed(Ohh, the horrible probing!!). I'm stumped, thoughts?
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Sure. Then if it resorts to probing just clench really hard.
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ozoneocean at 10:45AM, July 12, 2010
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They could be lesbian space pirates from outer space.
I've heard there's quite a lot of it about.
 
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Zeph at 2:25PM, July 12, 2010
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If it's alien space babes, and I'm allowed to use the pr- Right, we're just going to get off that train of thought for the children.
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Kroatz at 3:11PM, July 12, 2010
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What´s wrong with probing?
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Chernobog at 4:28PM, July 12, 2010
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Probably. If they had more sinister intentions, I'm sure they could just nab me anyway considering they usually have tractor beams and mind paralyzers in related accounts. If they're going to travel light years and give someone a choice, I'm less inclined to think they'd have a need to be sociopathic.

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Aurora Moon at 4:53PM, July 12, 2010
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I definitely would go. ADVENTURE AWAITS!
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seventy2 at 5:21PM, July 12, 2010
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rokulily at 6:47PM, July 12, 2010
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considering on how easy i would probably be to kidnap inviting me to a spaceship is kinda like saying, we're most likely not going to kidnap you since you'll have proof and tell people ahead of time of said spaceship. however, if a spaceship just landed right next to me and then asked if i wanted to come inside for a party i would say no then. that sounds like the lamest fly-by pick up line.

'hey baby, wanna come to a party in my spaceship?' wink wink
 
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Salsa at 7:08PM, July 12, 2010
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depends, Are the babes in possession of brains and beauty?
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Disgruntledrm at 9:57PM, July 12, 2010
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I can't handle IB Profin, I doubt I'd be able to handle their space drugs and alcohol, which I would assume would be at their alien party. And it's not like I could say no, with the constant three-headed peer pressure. No thank you.
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Byth1 at 11:32PM, July 12, 2010
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If it's alien space babes, and I'm allowed to use the pr- Right, we're just going to get off that train of thought for the children.

but it's a fun train…

rokulily
however, if a spaceship just landed right next to me and then asked if i wanted to come inside for a party i would say no then. that sounds like the lamest fly-by pick up line.

'hey baby, wanna come to a party in my spaceship?' wink wink

You'd be surprised how many alien abductions start with that line, XD!
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bravo1102 at 4:24AM, July 13, 2010
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Oh my God, it's a cook book!

Really depends on who was asking.



Or:



Maybe?



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therealtj at 8:31AM, July 13, 2010
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Nah, I wouldn't know anyone.

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PIT_FACE at 6:10AM, July 14, 2010
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i'd steal all their space beer and leave. SPACE BEER!
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PPPchairman at 9:34AM, July 14, 2010
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I went to an Alien Party once they had nancho's and a Pinata.
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Dave7 at 10:54AM, July 14, 2010
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I don't know…after what happened last time…

And the worst part was that she never called back.
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kyupol at 2:19PM, July 15, 2010
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It depends.

The thing is, I tend to trust non-human entities alot less than humans because I'm aware they're very good at deceiving you.

The next one can claim he's St. Michael or Jesus Christ… then he'd feed you a bunch of baloney that the end of the world is next week… then once you're in your little underground bunker with all the storable food, gas masks, and your little cult who believes every word you say… you suddenly realize that..

you're dead wrong and you've been suckered by someone claiming to be some divine being or something.

I remember the supposed pole shift that “will happen” in 2003 that would have caused massive tidal waves and apocalyptic destruction everywhere.

I remember the supposed assassination of George W. Bush in 2008 that would have triggered martial law and world war 3.

I remember the Y2K thing.

And now, its 2012….

Its bad enough to be lied to about the end of the world.

But its even worse if these so-called “aliens” would feed you luciferian doctrines of communism and creating this one-world-government as the supposed sign of evolution of human consciousness and all that. I can make a long rant about how much I hate communism and the concept of a “new world order” aka one world government and all the evils of globalism.
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Byth1 at 2:58PM, July 15, 2010
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It depends.

The thing is, I tend to trust non-human entities alot less than humans because I'm aware they're very good at deceiving you.

The next one can claim he's St. Michael or Jesus Christ… then he'd feed you a bunch of baloney that the end of the world is next week… then once you're in your little underground bunker with all the storable food, gas masks, and your little cult who believes every word you say… you suddenly realize that..

you're dead wrong and you've been suckered by someone claiming to be some divine being or something.

I remember the supposed pole shift that “will happen” in 2003 that would have caused massive tidal waves and apocalyptic destruction everywhere.

I remember the supposed assassination of George W. Bush in 2008 that would have triggered martial law and world war 3.

I remember the Y2K thing.

And now, its 2012….

Its bad enough to be lied to about the end of the world.

But its even worse if these so-called “aliens” would feed you luciferian doctrines of communism and creating this one-world-government as the supposed sign of evolution of human consciousness and all that. I can make a long rant about how much I hate communism and the concept of a “new world order” aka one world government and all the evils of globalism.


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Wow, you really thought about this have you?
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bravo1102 at 11:52PM, July 15, 2010
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It depends.

etc. etc.


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Wow, you really thought about this have you?

He's thought entirely too much about this. But the leap from not trusting non-human intelligence to false prophets gave me vertigo. It's natural not to trust someone you don't know. That's the Us-Them reaction. Nothing could be more THEM than an alien walking down the ramp of that spaceship. But a quick look at history proves that humans are much better false prophets than any alien. (references available upon request)

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ozoneocean at 12:01AM, July 16, 2010
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It depends.

The thing is, I tend to trust non-human entities alot less than humans because I'm aware they're very good at deceiving you.

The next one can claim he's St. Michael or Jesus Christ… then he'd feed you a bunch of baloney that the end of the world is next week… then once you're in your little underground bunker with all the storable food, gas masks, and your little cult who believes every word you say… you suddenly realize that..

you're dead wrong and you've been suckered by someone claiming to be some divine being or something.

I remember the supposed pole shift that “will happen” in 2003 that would have caused massive tidal waves and apocalyptic destruction everywhere.

I remember the supposed assassination of George W. Bush in 2008 that would have triggered martial law and world war 3.

I remember the Y2K thing.

And now, its 2012….

Its bad enough to be lied to about the end of the world.

But its even worse if these so-called “aliens” would feed you luciferian doctrines of communism and creating this one-world-government as the supposed sign of evolution of human consciousness and all that. I can make a long rant about how much I hate communism and the concept of a “new world order” aka one world government and all the evils of globalism.
Take me to your leader Mr Alien Sir o_o
 
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bravo1102 at 5:53AM, July 16, 2010
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Take me to your leader Mr Alien Sir o_o

Okay.





Now that's one way to prove there's no intelligent life on this planet so the aliens will go away and leave us alone.
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ozoneocean at 6:51AM, July 16, 2010
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OMG!

Even when I close my eyes it's still there! o_o

Make it go away.
 
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bravo1102 at 10:44AM, July 16, 2010
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OMG!

Even when I close my eyes it's still there! o_o

Make it go away.

The greatest nightmare I can imagine would be …“and the next president of the United States, Governor Sarah Pa-”

Then I'd board any alien spaceship even if the book was a cookbook.
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Dave Mire at 12:41PM, July 16, 2010
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I would wait until they're all drunk then take their ship and park it in the middle of the mall and say, “Look, aliens! the truth is out there! we are not alone! Here they are! never mind Area 51 and all the government conspiracy, These are the aliens they're trying to keep secret!”
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Byth1 at 2:49PM, July 16, 2010
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I would wait until they're all drunk then take their ship and park it in the middle of the mall and say, “Look, aliens! the truth is out there! we are not alone! Here they are! never mind Area 51 and all the government conspiracy, These are the aliens they're trying to keep secret!”

LOL, I can see what the government would do. MEMORY WIPE TIME!!!
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Aleks55 at 10:33PM, July 16, 2010
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I'd go if he had candy
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Dave Mire at 5:30PM, July 17, 2010
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LOL, I can see what the government would do. MEMORY WIPE TIME!!!
That's why it has to be a massive public event like the Superbowl or the Jonas brothers concert or something. they can't silence us all!
Let's blow the lid off this whole conspiracy once and for all!
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Disgruntledrm at 6:58PM, July 17, 2010
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Little do you realize, the Jonas brothers are aliens themselves. They wouldn't stand for other-worldly upstaging.
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bravo1102 at 1:37AM, July 19, 2010
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I would wait until they're all drunk then take their ship and park it in the middle of the mall and say, “Look, aliens! the truth is out there! we are not alone! Here they are! never mind Area 51 and all the government conspiracy, These are the aliens they're trying to keep secret!”

The truth is usually more mundane but often far more interesting than the conspiracy theories. (research up on the Lockheed Skunk Works and what they were doing in Area 51 UFOs? We don't need no stinking UFOs we're pushing the envelope here!) Funny how there was a spate of wedge shaped UFOs just before the wedge-shaped F-117 stealth fighter was unveiled to the public.

Would you really want to find out that all the probing was just for a post-doctorate biology thesis?

That all the cattle mutilations are just illegal harvesting to make steroids?

Oh man, all that stuff for THAT? Jeez, forget the UFOs hey what did Lindsy Lohan and Paris Hilton do this week?

Then of course all this is misinformation I am obliged to put out by Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organization (SHADO), the Alien Defence Agency, various Defence Department Intelligence and Special Operations Units and the United Nations Intelligence Command (UNICOM the successor to UNIT). Excuse me I have to clean my sunglasses and iron that white shirt and pick up my other black suit from the cleaners.
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