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If you had 1 minute left to live....
machinehead at 4:56PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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Would you be pretty mad that you wasted it reading this?
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crocty at 5:58PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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No not really.
I'd be too much of a pussy to do all the things normal people would do like run around public naked, kill people, admit your love for someone or whatever.
I'd probably just go about like normal. Except maybe tell someone “I'll see you in a bit” and disappear then so they'll think I'm stalking them or something.

=w=
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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SeriousQuiche at 6:11PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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No. I'd just be glad I was able to make someone's day a little better prior to getting online. :3 *dies*
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lba at 6:12PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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Part of me gets the feeling that dead and angry are two mutually exclusive states of being by nature of what they are.
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seventy2 at 6:20PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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i still have thirty seconds left. i'm going streaking.

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SeriousQuiche at 6:47PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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lba
Part of me gets the feeling that dead and angry are two mutually exclusive states of being by nature of what they are.

I heard people are fairly calm once they realize they are dying.

and I wouldn't be mad cause It wouldn't be worth the last thirty seconds of my life to be mad.
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Willicus at 7:25PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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That would depend on how I was going to die.
I mean, if I'm just going to keel over, I don't really mind.
But if my head is going to explode or something, I'd like to think I could find a big crowd of people to explode in.
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machinehead at 7:26PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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Well, it looks like you guys are better people than me I prefer to die the way I was born naked, kicking and scream, torn from the woman I love.
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HippieVan at 7:35PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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No, if I only had one minute left to live I'd be on way too many drugs to care if I was spending my last minute reading this.
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Skullbie at 11:09PM, Nov. 6, 2008
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It takes you people one minute to read a short sentence? * dies realizing I wasted my minute replying and being snarky*
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Faliat at 6:00AM, Nov. 7, 2008
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Even though it takes me two seconds to read that, It'll still take me the rest of the minute before I even get to do what the hell I want anyway!

It takes me a minute to get down the stairs and out of the house!


YEAH! I COUNTED!!!

Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

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usedbooks at 7:28AM, Nov. 7, 2008
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Only if reading said post was the cause of my death.
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mlai at 8:25AM, Nov. 7, 2008
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… I'd post on DD Forum telling everyone I'm dead in 30 secs, so that those who care, would know why I disappeared from DD.

I go to a few other forums too, but I don't care whether anyone on those know where I went.

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Vakanai at 9:10AM, Nov. 7, 2008
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It took me five seconds to read that.
Which means if I were to die, I would have 55 seconds with which to destroy you all and this waste of a universe, cause if I'm going I'm taking it all with me.
That's ample time. Shoot, I'd have enough time left over to hock a loogey into the empty void of nothingness that I had created and and give it the middle finger before I'm dead.
And with any luck there'll be a Grim Reaper to take me away, so I'll still have somebody left to tell off.
Take that all of creation! Take. That.
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AQua_ng at 9:43AM, Nov. 7, 2008
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Well, three seconds to read the first post, so that's fifty-seven seconds to do the best death pose I could think up of in that time slot. But then I have to read the other posts, which takes about fifty seconds since you guys go on and on and on and then three seconds to reply t

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Starbraces at 12:32PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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No, i'd be pissed that I have a Rufus Wainwright song on my mind
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bravo1102 at 4:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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In all liklihood if I only had a minute left to live I'd be too busy bleeding to death to be reading posts on an internet forum.
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ozoneocean at 4:59PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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If I had one minute to live, I'd have one minute to live.

But how would I know, so why would I care over much? :)
People rarely die according to a schedule… Unless it's an execution.
 
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mlai at 5:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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People rarely die according to a schedule… Unless it's an execution.
Ppl always want to know when they'd die. But the ppl who do –death row inmates– do all they can to change that back.

Wow, I never thought of it that way. GJ Ozone.

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Drasnus at 6:30PM, Nov. 7, 2008
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I'd brutally kill myself first, just to show whatever it was that is killing me who's boss. Getting mashed up by a train should do it.
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warefish at 5:05AM, Nov. 8, 2008
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I would kill machinehead for wasting my minute…



HI MACHINEHEAD!! :D

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harkovast at 6:09AM, Nov. 8, 2008
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Machine head, after reading that I still have about 50 seconds to get revenge on you.
And I'm a fast worker!

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machinehead at 7:40AM, Nov. 8, 2008
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Hey now, I said be mad not murder. Just you die not me. :)
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Mushroomcomix at 10:41AM, Nov. 8, 2008
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I think being mad could lead to murder though…because I would seek out my revenge as well ;)
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warefish at 3:59PM, Nov. 8, 2008
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*sharpens knife*

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SeriousQuiche at 4:21PM, Nov. 8, 2008
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warefish
*sharpens knife*
put the knife down…hugs are better than killing people.
*one minute hugs*
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Scheiden at 4:27PM, Nov. 8, 2008
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Hmmm… I'm currently at an internet cafe right now. If I have one minute left to live I will drink my latte and stand in the middle of this cafe. I'll talk out aloud about some interesting stuffs so I'll get all their attention, after making sure that it's about a minute already I'll drink my latte again and die.

The people in the cafe (the ones who drank some latte) seeing me drink the latte and die,would panic and this would create hysteria.


Mwahahahaha

Too bad I'd be dead by then.
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warefish at 2:15AM, Nov. 9, 2008
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@SQ: Point taken.

*prepares to strangle machinehead to death through means of POWER HUGGING!!!*

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Lygo at 9:34AM, Nov. 9, 2008
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I'd spend the last thirty seconds madly scribbling a series of nonsense on my desk, so that people think I was channeling some kind of deity before I died.

Keep 'em guessing, right until the end.
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