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if you had 3 wishes..what would they be?
bluebot092 at 11:45PM, April 30, 2008
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mine owuld

1.to be ******* rich
2.mario be gone forever
3.to be a wolf o-o

whats yours?
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anonymousposterchild at 12:10AM, May 1, 2008
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1. Always having the exact amount of money I need to buy something
2. An ADS jeep
3. Directions to your house
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Aussie_kid at 1:27AM, May 1, 2008
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1. To be able to read and manipulate the conscious and unconscious thoughts of everyone, including myself, and translate them to paper/competer screen in a matter of seconds
2. To be able to move mine or anyone elses physical form to any location, no matter how far away, in the blink of an eye
3. To be able to create objects at will



Yeah, I think that covers just about everything
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Ozoneocean at 6:30AM, May 1, 2008
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1: Noclip.
2: Godmode.
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dueeast at 7:22AM, May 1, 2008
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I only get 2 wishes because (not being flip here) 1 of my wishes already came true: having a good wife and amazing kids (I always wanted a family, ever since I was a kid, inexplicably).

So…

1. The illegalization of size (weight- and height-based) prejudice
2. Good print comics again

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Custard Trout at 7:31AM, May 1, 2008
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1: A big car to drive around in.

2: To be a rock star like Elvis or something.

3: That cup.

If I had that cup and I was Elvis and I was in a big car, that'd be fantastic.

. . .

I've never had much of an imagination.
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dragonsong12 at 7:44AM, May 1, 2008
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1. Have enough money to live comfortably and buy a few extra things once in a while (being rich seems like too much of a hassle)
2. Having the time and energy to do what I love
3. Have people I meet accept the fact that I'm not much of a people person (I like hanging out with people who have similar interests, but have no patience for those who demand my time)
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 8:31AM, May 1, 2008
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1. To be able to do anything.

Well, that basicly cancels out the other two, now, doesn't it?
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amanda at 8:32AM, May 1, 2008
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Topping my list would be the ability to teleport. Think of how efficient that would be - and think of the places you could visit and be back before dinner! My next two would be complete contentment and a nice healthy dose of patience.
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AQua_ng at 8:48AM, May 1, 2008
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1. The ability to manipulate my voice so I can sound like anybody else.

2. An unbelievable and seemingly infinite amount of good luck.

3. An absurd flying machine, like a helicopter made out of nylon.

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usedbooks at 8:49AM, May 1, 2008
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1. My dream job with a fantastic salary. Because I want something fun to do. I don't think I'd enjoy just a pile of money…

2. To be in shape and healthy. A healthy weight, perfect cholesterol/blood pressure, no arthritis, 20/20 vision, etc.

3. Some romance/love. I'm a hopeless romantic, and I've never had a boyfriend. It's silly, but I'd love to have a “first kiss” someday.
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simonitro at 8:53AM, May 1, 2008
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1. To be able to perform every fighting move of every fighting style known to humanity.

2. Money, money, and more fucking money

3. Wish for more wishes. (Everytime my wishing limits about to meet, I just wish for more like subscribing for more.) :D


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Chili the cat at 9:27AM, May 1, 2008
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1. I would like to have super powers.

2. I wish I could make people happy.

3. If wish 1 came true I would use my powers for good.
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Custard Trout at 9:46AM, May 1, 2008
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3. If wish 1 came true I would use my powers for good.

How is this a wish?
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seventy2 at 10:28AM, May 1, 2008
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custard i think he's wishing that they are not corrupted by their powers, and ensures they only use it for good….

so are we talking like the alladin genie, or is this a super trickster genie we hear about in other stories???
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Custard Trout at 10:38AM, May 1, 2008
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3. If wish 1 came true I would use my powers for good.
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imshard at 11:58AM, May 1, 2008
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1. have access to any knowledge or ability at will.
2. Manipulate time around me.
3. Ability to invent and create anything I want
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Dragonizer at 12:05PM, May 1, 2008
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1: To have all my good, non-dangerous wishes come true.

Yup, that covers about everything that won't get me killed.
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Lonnehart at 12:28PM, May 1, 2008
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Now that I think about it… I don't have any wishes I can think of… :(
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bluebot092 at 1:35PM, May 1, 2008
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well my trues ones are

1.inf wishes….

well i guess i dont gotta put all the rest eh?
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Disgruntledrm at 1:50PM, May 1, 2008
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1. Find the jerk who stole my video camera.
2. Get my video camera back.
3. Have my screenplay I've been writing for the past year to be magically finished.
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SuperBiasedMan at 1:50PM, May 1, 2008
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Well, there isn't a lot I want that badly that I don't have but if this is a psycho genie that's forcing me to make three wishes I'd wish for:
1. A time paradox repairing time machine
2. A machine that can fully replicate matter (living or non-living)
3. A device that can easily and safely generate large amounts of electricity.

So, using these pretty much anything could be done by me, and then I could also mass produce them for people. After I was done using them.
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Ozoneocean at 3:54PM, May 1, 2008
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Well, there isn't a lot I want that badly that I don't have but if this is a psycho genie that's forcing me to make three wishes I'd wish for:
1. A time paradox repairing time machine
2. A machine that can fully replicate matter (living or non-living)
3. A device that can easily and safely generate large amounts of electricity.

So, using these pretty much anything could be done by me, and then I could also mass produce them for people. After I was done using them.
These are amazingly ironic considering that magic is the method you're using to get them lol!
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Steely Gaze at 5:54PM, May 1, 2008
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1: Peace on Earth. (Hey, it's corny, but that means less grisly carnage and death, so that's a major plus.)

2: Someone to love. (No, no, seriously. And not like you're thinking! Just a nice girl, you know? Someone I could enjoy spending the rest of my life with.)

3: A secure job. (At least then I wouldn't have to worry about living on the streets, right?)

And that's it. I'm a really simple person at heart. :D
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Aurora Moon at 8:44PM, May 1, 2008
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1. To be able to read and manipulate the conscious and unconscious thoughts of everyone, including myself, and translate them to paper/compete screen in a matter of seconds
2. To be able to move mine or anyone elses physical form to any location, no matter how far away, in the blink of an eye
3. To be able to create objects at will



Yeah, I think that covers just about everything

that's probably some of the most awesome wishes that I've read right there. =D

Come to think of it, it would be really handy for me too. if those wishes came true for me, that is.

But if I couldn't have your wishes, mine would be this:

1: To have some of the most awesome powers imaginable on this earth. I've always had this strong desire to be a Superhero ever since I was little for some reason.

2: For humans to understand each other better, and for there to be less suffering in the world.

3: To come into a nice piece of propriety and a large amount of money from a mysterious rich relative or something. :p
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Skullbie at 10:20PM, May 1, 2008
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1.)To be super Hot
2.)To have someone super hot as my girlfriend.
3.)To not be so shallow.



But not really, all my wishes were already listed at some point in the thread. Oh and be a pokemon master-that's a good wish.
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SuperBiasedMan at 4:20AM, May 2, 2008
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Well, there isn't a lot I want that badly that I don't have but if this is a psycho genie that's forcing me to make three wishes I'd wish for:
1. A time paradox repairing time machine
2. A machine that can fully replicate matter (living or non-living)
3. A device that can easily and safely generate large amounts of electricity.

So, using these pretty much anything could be done by me, and then I could also mass produce them for people. After I was done using them.
These are amazingly ironic considering that magic is the method you're using to get them lol!

Shhhh! If you don't tell people they'll think I'm some kind of engineering genius… (and then I can get away with being weird, I'll just be eccentric)
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No need to thank me for that. :D
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dueeast at 8:13AM, May 2, 2008
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ROFL! Hilarious! lol!

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1.)To be super Hot
2.)To have someone super hot as my girlfriend.
3.)To not be so shallow.
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Ozoneocean at 8:19AM, May 2, 2008
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ROFL! Hilarious! lol!
Skullbie
1.)To be super Hot
2.)To have someone super hot as my girlfriend.
3.)To not be so shallow.
Yes, it is a nice little inversion. :)

Sort of like your funny upside down quotes in a way… ^_^
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Dragonizer at 9:29PM, May 2, 2008
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Oh and be a pokemon master-that's a good wish.

You wish to be the very best, like no one ever was?
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