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If you had a size changing ray what would you do with it?
Evil_Hare at 12:02PM, Oct. 20, 2010
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I'd point it at my crotch and fire away. Then I'd shrink all the world leaders and put them in a bottle, braniac style.
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itsjustaar at 7:52PM, Dec. 6, 2010
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I would create an army of rats and enslave the world. >]
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mechanical_lullaby at 6:40AM, Dec. 7, 2010
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actually, i'm too kind hearted, i'd find some naive kid and place it in his hands.
Unless, you know, he stole fizzy lifting drinks, in which case…

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itsjustaar at 2:05AM, Dec. 8, 2010
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Hahahah, yes, that clip never gets old.
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PPPchairman at 7:37AM, Dec. 8, 2010
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I would enlarge the size of a Praying Mantis tame the noble creature and become the super hero known as the “ButterFly”
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Aurora Borealis at 5:42AM, Dec. 9, 2010
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I'd enlarge the size of my favorite food, eat it for three times as long, and then shrink it in my stomach to make it digest faster (and not get me fat)

Also, I'd take all the comics that wereoriginally printed larger but I could buy only a smaller edition… and I'd blow them up by an inch or so, haha!

Also also, I'd enlarge my monitor from 17 to 19 inch.

Also also also, I'd shrink my entire body couple of percent so that my feet better fit certain shoes that don't come in large sizes! 2-3% would be enough for that.


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daftcrunk at 4:38PM, Dec. 17, 2010
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With that special device, I would enlarge the whole world….so there would be plenty of farmland…whereas i would be farmer and grow pot and live with my family….with the world so big the big cities will exhale a bountiful of people, an exodus…..o yah, give the jews their own REAL country so they wont start anymore wars…..the muslims can have jerusalem……..lol
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:16PM, Dec. 17, 2010
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I'm sure someone said it but I'd make my dick






THIS

BIG!!!
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Skullbie at 11:40PM, Dec. 17, 2010
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Hmmm
-Enlarge bearded dragon and ride around on it.
-Get reference for comics by shrinking cities.
-Add volume to hair
-Give fist-sized moles to people who suck
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shirkersama at 5:07PM, Dec. 18, 2010
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I'm sure someone said it but I'd make my dick






THIS

BIG!!!

That isn't all that long. Just sayin'.

I would shrink everyone who is normal sized and make all the midgets normal sized.
Meh
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:23PM, Dec. 18, 2010
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I'm sure someone said it but I'd make my dick






THIS

BIG!!!

That isn't all that long. Just sayin'.

Exactly. Short and Thick, that's the way to do it.
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binaryfaye at 11:25AM, Dec. 21, 2010
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If I had that I'd be making tons of money. Hello! Weight loss treatment!
People pay for anything if they think it'll make their thighs smaller….

Other than that, Hmmm…..

I'd make all my cheques those GIANT ones that you see charities holding in those photo-ops. I'd pay for EVERYTHING with them. Water bill? Giant cheque. Dr's office visit? Giant cheque. 1 package of gum from Walmart the day after Thanksgiving? Giant freaking cheque!

oh, and world hunger and all that….

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Baconmoose at 11:53PM, Dec. 21, 2010
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actually, i'm too kind hearted, i'd find some naive kid and place it in his hands.
and he would then use it to enlarge the size of his…

Personally, I move that unanimously all men here would use it for that. >>;; *Koff*
I'd probably use it for that and for those around me, and have the best weekend of my entire life. Nyeheheh…
War of the Dawgs 8P
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chinchatcomics at 6:50PM, Dec. 24, 2010
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Create FREE energy with this ray! And then all the oil companies will be taken out. Muahahahaha
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Megaquake2012 at 7:27PM, July 13, 2013
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My strenght the size of an ant ill be like hulk so ill gather a few friends get an rc helicopter and then give them guns with ammo and then send them off including me to fight and take the backyard we will fight WE WILL WIN WE WILL MAKE OUR BACKYARD HATIABLE FOR HUMANS WE WILL WIN WE WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O and ill use it to solve world hunger the end o wait not! I wanna explore the pond it will be like a ocean with sea monsters including the real ocean or a lake IMAGINE THE SEA MONSTERS THE KRAKEN THE HYDRA well the end for real now :P
gullas at 5:03AM, July 15, 2013
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besides the obvious? *winkwink*

 I'd probably supersize  a small rock of either platinum,gold or something rare thing that's desperatly needed in electronics, into something of a size of a mountain. Then I'd proceed to under bid the biggest suppliers of it, slowly working my way to monopolize that industry. Then make my fortune useful: maybe buy a small island nation and build a skull fortress/laboratory… 
Ah the dreams of becoming an evil mastermind…. 
nvoshall at 12:11AM, July 16, 2013
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STEAL THE MOON! 
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Faliat at 5:24PM, July 24, 2013
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I'd buy a cheeseburger, plate and a knife, go to an empty warehouse or air hangar and enlarge them all, cut the cheeseburger as small as I could then I'd enlarge each piece and mail them in boxes to homeless shelters and food banks all over the country.
Lot of people need giant cheeseburger slices in these hard times. Lol.

Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
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PIT_FACE at 6:45AM, July 27, 2013
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My DICK.
PIT_FACE at 6:46AM, July 27, 2013
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aw dammit, 1337!
ozoneocean at 9:48PM, July 27, 2013
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It's already too massive!
 
PIT_FACE at 11:02AM, July 28, 2013
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Point taken. Maybe i'll shrink it then.
bravo1102 at 10:51PM, July 28, 2013
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Leave Dick alone he has enough probelms. 
ozoneocean at 8:46PM, July 29, 2013
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Pit will never leave dick alone… NEVAR!
 
…oh my!
 
PIT_FACE at 10:56AM, July 31, 2013
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ozoneocean wrote:
Pit will never leave dick alone… NEVAR!
 
…oh my!


ozoneocean at 1:52AM, Aug. 1, 2013
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OW!
…I can feel that. (-_<)
 
PIT_FACE at 6:57AM, Aug. 1, 2013
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Damn straight.
ozoneocean at 7:13AM, Aug. 1, 2013
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Boy howdy!
 

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