ERasERThis is what worries me.
Been planning this for ages
Zombies are made up. You people are insane. @_____@
AAnd baseball bats? HA A poofy weapon.
Get a cricket bat! It's like a wooden broadsword.
ERasERThis is what worries me.
Been planning this for ages
seventy2Oh that makes sense, cuz humans do have super strength, but they can only use it in desperate times.
They say that humans only use a fraction of their strength, because using full strength would highly damage them, but recoverable. now, however, zombies don't have that subconsious limit. so they'd be able to out perform any human. however, they can't do it all the time, cause they can't regenrate…
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
ozoneoceanERasERThis is what worries me.
Been planning this for ages
Zombies are made up. You people are insane. @_____@
AAnd baseball bats? HA A poofy weapon.
Get a cricket bat! It's like a wooden broadsword.
ozoneoceanWho said anything about us being sane?
Zombies are made up. You people are insane. @_____@
ozoneoceanDo you have any idea how tough it'd be to find a cricket bat here? Baseball's our national pastime, never mind that the Japanese are better at it than us. Anyway, baseball bats are relatively easy to pick up and used by street thugs across the country.
AAnd baseball bats? HA A poofy weapon.
Get a cricket bat! It's like a wooden broadsword.
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Zombies are made up. You people are insane. @_____@
worldwillshoutroot beer tastes like medicine. I'd rather die than live off the stuff.
-hide in store room and down a bunch of pain killers with the last bottle of IBC root beer I was saving for this very occasion.
ParkerFarkerworldwillshoutroot beer tastes like medicine. I'd rather die than live off the stuff.
-hide in store room and down a bunch of pain killers with the last bottle of IBC root beer I was saving for this very occasion.
But costco would be a great place to stay in. All the giant shelves that you can climb up and make a little house in like in Employee of The Month. Almost endless supplies of food that would sustain you throughout the entire zompocalypse. It would be a good place to be… to bad there aren't any in australia…
seventy2ParkerFarkerworldwillshoutroot beer tastes like medicine. I'd rather die than live off the stuff.
-hide in store room and down a bunch of pain killers with the last bottle of IBC root beer I was saving for this very occasion.
But costco would be a great place to stay in. All the giant shelves that you can climb up and make a little house in like in Employee of The Month. Almost endless supplies of food that would sustain you throughout the entire zompocalypse. It would be a good place to be… to bad there aren't any in australia…
are we assumming the power continues to run?
Lonnehart
I don't understand the so called “Romero” Zombies. There's no curse? No disease? Nothing that causes the zombification? So if you simply die for any reason you become one???
ParkerFarkerLonnehart
I don't understand the so called “Romero” Zombies. There's no curse? No disease? Nothing that causes the zombification? So if you simply die for any reason you become one???
radiation.
LonnehartParkerFarkerLonnehart
I don't understand the so called “Romero” Zombies. There's no curse? No disease? Nothing that causes the zombification? So if you simply die for any reason you become one???
radiation.
Wow… the U.S. Army must've really fumbled that bomb…
Anyways, I'm still more afraid of a catastrophe caused by the Twilight vampires than I am of an apocalypse caused by Romero zombies… :)
mlaiI guess now that you put it that way if I have to be a Twilight vampire I could at least be a different kind of Twilight vampire. Like one that runs around kicking zombie ass. As far as I understand if I'm a Twilight vampire I'm pretty much indestructible and thus impossible to zombify. Apparently I won't even combust when the sun comes up. The drawback is that I'm sparkly but that might not be so noticeable if I stop bathing.
Why? Would you rather become a mindless zombie, or a pale emo sparkly vampire forever in high school and mobbed by screaming teenage fangirls?
Hmm…… I have to weigh that for a minute…
mlai
@ Patrickdevine:
Did you just manage to think up a actually worthy sequel for the Twilight franchise?
patrickdevinemlaiI guess now that you put it that way if I have to be a Twilight vampire I could at least be a different kind of Twilight vampire. Like one that runs around kicking zombie ass. As far as I understand if I'm a Twilight vampire I'm pretty much indestructible and thus impossible to zombify. Apparently I won't even combust when the sun comes up. The drawback is that I'm sparkly but that might not be so noticeable if I stop bathing.
Why? Would you rather become a mindless zombie, or a pale emo sparkly vampire forever in high school and mobbed by screaming teenage fangirls?
Hmm…… I have to weigh that for a minute…
mlai*cough*
@ Patrickdevine:
Did you just manage to think up a actually worthy sequel for the Twilight franchise?
seventy2
after hurricane Katrina, i had to clean out a grocery store that had lost it's power. my god it was horrendous. it was only 2 days afterwards, and all the spoiled milk and etc was horrible. i'll live close to a grocery store, but that wont be my hideout.
mlaiProbably not. A story about a vampire that goes around killing zombies but not really any vampire stuff might get pretty boring after a while.
@ Patrickdevine:
Did you just manage to think up a actually worthy sequel for the Twilight franchise?
patrickdevine*Cough!*mlaiProbably not. A story about a vampire that goes around killing zombies but not really any vampire stuff might get pretty boring after a while.
@ Patrickdevine:Did you just manage to think up a actually worthy sequel for the Twilight franchise?