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It is a good day to do what has to be done by me in order to defeat the enemys so I can live up to my family name and face...
humorman at 10:51AM, March 12, 2010
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Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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ozoneocean at 7:32PM, March 12, 2010
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For some reason I watched that all the way through.
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Orin J Master at 10:51PM, March 14, 2010
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold video.

you're out of touch Mr….oh, it's “humor”man. carry on then.
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lba at 4:10PM, March 15, 2010
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I know people say this all the time, but for the first time in my life I've actually really felt dumber after watching something. Not quite speechlessness much like it, but with the vague feeling that there was some gaping, consuming black void near me, tugging at my mind, as if a great evil wanted it's presence in my world to be known. As if it were telling me that it was coming closer, taking over my realm of sane, logical and considered thought from the hell-hole through which it came first. And somehow, I got the feeling that I'm to blame for it and that it's going to be up to me to stop it, even though I have no weapons to use against it. But I know I can't. In the end, I'll just end up having my hand forced, and I'll have to go along with it. But until then; fuck you humorman, fuck you for getting that shit music stuck in my goddamn head.
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Chernobog at 4:14PM, March 15, 2010
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53 seconds and thoughts of suicide to escape boredom came into effect.
“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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ozoneocean at 2:59AM, March 16, 2010
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Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin ‘bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I’ll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all
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Hawk at 10:00AM, March 16, 2010
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Just to put this into perspective, this video was made to make fun of an actual Half-Life fan-fic. And yes, it's quite old.
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humorman at 9:18PM, March 16, 2010
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You're mom was old… …last night.

Part 2:

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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Zad at 10:07PM, April 8, 2010
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OHMYGOD. Dammit. Now I can't enjoy this knowing apparently everyone on DD but Humorman hates it.
I saw this a year ago; watched the whole series twice in the same day.
The Furries in a Blender remix gets stuck in my head once a month…
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crocty at 2:25PM, April 9, 2010
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Shit's hilarious mang.
Can't believe humurmun did something right!

Reminds me of Metroid High School. Good god Metroid High School…;_;
Oh, how do I edit this again?
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