In this game, you think up of creative ways to take away the hill from someone.

Example:
Player 1: Sits on the hill.
Player 2: I knock Player 1 off the hill. Now it's mine!
Player 1: Comes back with a tuba. The results are disastrous, but the hill is mine again!
Player 3: Kicks Player 1 off of the hill.

And so on and so forth.

So, let me start.

I find a hill and sit down. MY HILL!

I walk up to you and say “Oh jolly good, but indeed this parchment shows that my ancestors bought this hill for 10$ in the 1880's. So technically its my hill…” *calls for the security to take you off my hill*

Now it's mine!

*dresses up in scarey monster costume to scare everyone away so he can get the gold burried under it*
And I would ahve gotten away with it if it….
Oh wait…I did get away with it!
The hill is mine!

WRONG! the hills is mine because I called upon my alien friend and they teleported you into deep space.
I walk back up and sit on the hill.
the hill is mine.

Just in time for me to launch an orbital bombardment that blast you off the hill. It's now a crater but 'tis my crater.

*digs up into the crater and promises to watch it while salsa goes off for ice-cream* now It's my crater…albeit Temporarily.

gives Waff an icecream unfortunately for him it causes him to hop to the east. The crater is mine again.

Fill the crater with actual salsa. Have fun choking/burning to death. The crater is mine.

*Drops a hill into the salsa filled crater, then sits on it* The recently placed hill is mine.

Drills up through the hill and into waff's anal cavity, forcing him to leap off of the hill in pain. It is mine again.

I build a bigger hill, then destroy the other hill. This hill is quite obviously mine.

I, along with 3,000 other soldiers, charge your hill. You have 1,000 men with you and 50 of them shoot their bows. 34 of my men go down instantly. It doesn't weaken the charge though. your archers let another 50 arrows off, this time flaming. More hit their targets and 42 of my men die. your archers retreat as we have reached the foot of the hill. We are fighting an uphill battle, but we outnumber you, in numbers and experience. Our two front-lines collide. the familiar clash of sword on sword is heard as blood sprays the fight. We hack through to the top of the hill where you, with the last 60 of your men stand, ready to fight to death. We surround you and charge. However valiant your men are matters not here, it is an unwinnable battle for you. Your men no longer live as you flee the hill wounded.

I call my 2000 troops from the year 2018 (Terminators) and fight against your 2924 troops. 56 of my soldiers went down because of the weak spot in the back of their heads. But due to their advanced weaponry they succeed and blast you off into space where you join Hark for tea and scones.

I come in and make a stirring victory speech to your robots. Then I tell them that just because they aren't human, doesn't mean they can't have feelings. The robots are so overwhelmed with emotion that they cry, which short-circuits them. Hill is mine.

Three words-
Power
Of
Rock

Hill is mine.

*I fall from low orbit, accidently crushing harkovast* I kick his body off the hill and set for a nice picnic. This hill with a picnic on is mine.

I release fire ants in waff's picnic. Waff flees and the hill is mine!

I wrap up waff's abandoned picnic blanket, swarm of fire ants inside of it, and beat Monkey over the head with it, then once he's down I open it and drop it ant-side down on him. Hill belongs to Sea_Cow.

I politely remind Sea_Cow that he's infact a Manatee and politely escort him back to the ocean… the Hill is mine… again…

I Start Chargin' Mah Lazah!
SHOOP DA WOOOOP!

ALL THE HILLS ARE BELONG TO ME!

I tie DefJam101 on a rocket. I launch it and it flies off too Texas. I also place “Kaolyne's Hill” signs all over the hill. HILLY IS MINE! MINE!!!

I dig a tunnel, directly under Kaolyne and since I'm in the hill, the hill is mine again :)

*3 stage plan: 1)polietly inform gullas that he is missing an incredibly important meeting.2) once he has gone pull up a “Kaolyne's Hill” sign and start beating kaolyne over the head with it. 3)once kaolyne has been chased off remove the rest of the signs and start playing the tuba* MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! the hill mine to play the tuba on.

I toss a patatoe into your tuba. When you blow into it the patatoe flies up in the air and falls back down on your head. Now you're unconscious and you roll down the side of the hill. This hill is now banana territory

I peel you in your sleep. When you wake up, you are disturbed to find your peel is gone, so you look around for it, and slip on it, causing you to fall off of the hill. You know whose hill this is now? Sea_Cow.

*I lock sea_cow into a small metal box and ship him to timbuckto* This which I haven't thought of anything to do on is now mine.

I pee on the hill to mark it as being my territory. It is now my hill, no matter what you say.

*:evil: pulls out a high-pressure hose and some deoderant*…5 minutes later…*waff is alone the now soaked hill enjoying a soda* The now soaked hill is mine.

I hire a sniper and he shoots your soda. It spills all over your pants, as you rush home to change I steal the hill. Right now I am dancing on the top of my hill

Your Sniper is actually my red spy. He kills your team, and the hill is mine.