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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:14PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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27 seconds
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mattboy115 at 6:21PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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Eh?….
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:40PM, Dec. 18, 2009
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oh copy and paste it!

57v|*1|) ^/0065…
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mattboy115 at 3:24PM, Dec. 21, 2009
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27 seconds? Damn!

Uh. So you have the hill….I push you down it again.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:05PM, Dec. 21, 2009
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once again, WAY TO BE LAME AND TAKE WHAT I USED AGAINST YOU.

I spring back up, chuck norris you in the face and then take a bat, going all barry bonds on your stomach and then falcon kick you to the gonads. YOU ARE DEAD and in the worst galaxy of all on the worst planet of all (the milky way and then Pl-uhh… I mean Earth.) this frickin hill is mine.
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mattboy115 at 5:35PM, Dec. 21, 2009
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I am now I Zombie and I eat your brain. It was small but enough to sustain me while I sit here guarding the hill!
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Rengishi at 11:15AM, Dec. 22, 2009
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The government put a ban on all zombie activities,I am now authorized to take the hill from you.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:19PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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the government sucks. I win everything and take the hill. Someone change the topic before we have a politic fight over some really stupid thing.
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mattboy115 at 1:01PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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I got nothin'. I'm kinda sick of this game…you can sit on the hill today. I'm goin' home. I have a hill in my backyard.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 2:13PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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yeah but that hill SUCKS. Hill's still mine.
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mattboy115 at 2:45PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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My hill is ten times as big and way more grassy than yours! Ha ha!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:11PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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…hills still mine…?

there's not two hills now are there?
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mattboy115 at 3:58PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Yes there are two hills but yours is still the only one in the game. I just got my own to get out because this game was making me sick.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:04PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Then why are you still posting here?!
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mattboy115 at 4:07PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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That was my last post. No! This is my last post!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:08PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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Ugh. Why do I still bother…?
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Rengishi at 11:01AM, Dec. 23, 2009
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Sonic and mario finally settle their differences and get married this,throwing the world into shock allows me to sneak up on you and take said hill
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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:21PM, Dec. 23, 2009
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Pacman comes from behind you and eats you. I have the hill and you are alike to Pinnochio (how do you spell that…?).
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mattboy115 at 11:30PM, Dec. 23, 2009
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I'm watching King of the Hill right now!
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TheDerek at 12:46PM, Dec. 24, 2009
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I become Dracula and blast flying bats and birds at you off the Hill,
I'm king of the hill now!
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SansTalent at 4:56PM, Dec. 24, 2009
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I become a mighty alchemist and turn the entire hill into silver or garlic or whatever is harmful to Dracula in your canon.
Then I leave. Who the hell wants a hill made of some obscure alchemical substance?
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

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Rengishi at 6:47PM, Dec. 25, 2009
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I of course combat you with the only two other forces you can combat alchemy with
witchcaft and magic,I then summon magical pony's with horns,that are rabid and only obey my magic
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mattboy115 at 12:07AM, Dec. 26, 2009
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I guess I'll reenter this game again since nobody's messing with the other games. I wonder why.

I leave my backyard hill and I hire Super Man to come over there and kill everyone and he lets me have the hill.
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SansTalent at 6:37PM, Dec. 27, 2009
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I cast an extrapowerful and extracrispy spell designed to take over your mind so you hand over the hill, so now I have the hill an a slave who will… oh wait, I set it for “kill”… just the hill, nevermind.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115 at 8:34PM, Dec. 27, 2009
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I was wearing a helmet of tinfoil! The spell bounces off me and kills you!
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SansTalent at 7:30AM, Dec. 28, 2009
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But I cannot be harmed by my own magic (nor that of my partymates for that matter).
I recast it, but in tin-proof version, and with a remixed soundtrack.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115 at 2:37PM, Dec. 28, 2009
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Unless you have forgotten I am a zombie so I am already dead. You have to take a shotgun and blow my f&*$ing head off to get this hill. I eat your brain. Nom.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 9:03AM, Dec. 29, 2009
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I love when people forget to actually take the hill. :)

I take it from Sans Talent's dead corpse and seperate mattboy115's body into pieces all over the globe
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SansTalent at 9:32AM, Dec. 29, 2009
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I secure the hill and any strategic/secret/ethereal routes leading to or from it with my endless army of fliying monkeys!

And per my lawyer's advice, I've never heard of any book, videogame, song, tv series or movie with the word “oz” in it's title.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115 at 11:01AM, Dec. 29, 2009
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How about a radio series?

@1337 Master - You could have just gotten a shotgun and blew my head into dust but thanks to your incompetence an archeologist found all my corpse parts and got them all in one place. I regenerated and now I'm back for the hill. I hired Optimus Prime, The Crow, and Lion-O: Leader of the Thundercats to take on your flying monkeys!(Get the reference?)
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