I pay your minions double and I use the blowtorch and burn you too smithereens because I refuse to collaborate with the rules of zombie killing lol!
The hill's mine
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Rengishi
at 11:15AM, Dec. 29, 2009
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mattboy115
at 11:35AM, Dec. 29, 2009
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Well, I really don't know what to say to that. I am no longer undead so I am now dead. My spirit haunts the hill to this day scaring away all who try to take it. I win. Yay me!
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 1:06PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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No cuz I have no fear. I scare you away from the hill and sit down on it.
Hill's mine.
Hill's mine.
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mattboy115
at 3:34PM, Dec. 29, 2009
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I tell your mother that you killed me the first time. You are grounded for two weeks. The hill is mine.
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SansTalent
at 3:43PM, Dec. 30, 2009
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I “get drunk” and “let it slip” to your father that you accused someone with their parents to get your way. He does not like this immoral behaviour and forces you to give up on the hill (though he was oddly alright with my drinking in the middle of the morning).
I take the hill.
I take the hill.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.
Look, a comic! Sorta!
Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115
at 5:59PM, Dec. 30, 2009
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You got too drunk and passed out and rolled down the hill. I moved out of my house during the night and camped out on the hill. Nothing my dad can do. Besides I'm dead anyway.
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Rengishi
at 7:39AM, Dec. 31, 2009
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I go back in time to the prehistoric age(the bith of your mom)
And tell her abortions make you live longer of course they havent been made yet and when they are,she is so shocked she decides I was right ^o^ no more mattboy
And tell her abortions make you live longer of course they havent been made yet and when they are,she is so shocked she decides I was right ^o^ no more mattboy
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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SansTalent
at 9:29AM, Dec. 31, 2009
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Hey, that's a good idea!
And seeing as how I'm still holding the hill, I used this unchallenged ownership time to build a casino near the top (at the very top stands my house).
And seeing as how I'm still holding the hill, I used this unchallenged ownership time to build a casino near the top (at the very top stands my house).
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.
Look, a comic! Sorta!
Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115
at 12:54PM, Dec. 31, 2009
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In this reality I believe in reincarnation. I was never born as mattboy115 so I was born as someone else who's name is not important. I realized that this life would have had a higher purpose if not for your doing. By instinct I change my name to mattboy115 and set out for the hill. I find and assassinate you and take over as owner of the casino and the house on the hill. The hill is mine for the first time again.
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 4:41PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Then I decide you shouldn't have it. So the hill is mine.
I came back from my punishment early. Let off for being good, I believe.
(way to use your imagination there. lol!)
You all missed me taking the hill, didn't you. :D
I came back from my punishment early. Let off for being good, I believe.
(way to use your imagination there. lol!)
You all missed me taking the hill, didn't you. :D
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same
at 6:39PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Hank Hill. 'Nough said.
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mattboy115
at 6:56PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Peggy Hill! Now 'nuff said.
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same
at 9:00PM, Jan. 5, 2010
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mattboy115
at 9:28PM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Huh. I forgot the image I was going to put in that Peggy Hill post. Oh, well.
Cotton Hill!
Cotton Hill!
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same
at 9:42PM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Dale Gribble.
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mattboy115
at 12:28AM, Jan. 6, 2010
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Yeah, we're not getting into the Gribbles. This is king of the hill. How about this? Dusty Hill!
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same
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Frying pan to the face while youre looking for koth characters!
The hill is mine!
The hill is mine!
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SansTalent
at 9:16AM, Jan. 6, 2010
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I had injected myself an antitoxin and then sprinkled the toxin in your frying pan.
So you die and I retake the hill. Later, I'll go to my casino.
So you die and I retake the hill. Later, I'll go to my casino.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.
Look, a comic! Sorta!
Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115
at 11:24AM, Jan. 6, 2010
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I had a battle of wits with you over wine and iocane powder. Which cup has the powder? YOURS DOES!!! Well actually both did but I built up a tolerance to iocane powder. You have now died! I take the hill.
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same
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I spiked the other cup. Now my corpse wins!
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mattboy115
at 11:37PM, Jan. 6, 2010
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Unless you've forgotten I said that I poisoned both cups already. I have an immunity to iocane powder though so I am alive and therefore still have the hill.
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gullas
at 4:05PM, Jan. 8, 2010
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I politely remind you off the important meeting that you had scheduled with your mom and your boss. You leave grunting, 'cause this meeting sure will change your future. The hill is mine…
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same
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I politely ask you to move. I have obtained the hill.
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mattboy115
at 12:34AM, Jan. 9, 2010
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I ask you the same. And as the rules of politeness goes you have to move. The hill is mine.
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gullas
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I pee on the hill, it's mine now…
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SansTalent
at 8:29AM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Oooook, I don't think I want this hill anymore.
How about we fight over that other hill over there? Eh?
How about we fight over that other hill over there? Eh?
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.
Look, a comic! Sorta!
Look, a comic! Sorta!
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gullas
at 8:56AM, Jan. 9, 2010
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We fight until you remember that by beating me (since I'm only a fetus) will onlyu result in an “illegal abortion” law suit against you… The original hill and this one are mine!
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mattboy115
at 8:33PM, Jan. 9, 2010
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You realize that this second hill was mine. You fought SansTalent over it for nothing. Now you have to fight me. It's not hard to hog tie a fetus and run it over with a car.
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SansTalent
at 7:33AM, Jan. 10, 2010
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While in jail for illegal destruction of an E, I learned the ancient chinesse korean thai transcontinental secret of the Con-Fu, which I now use to take the hill from you.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.
Look, a comic! Sorta!
Look, a comic! Sorta!
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gullas
at 1:18PM, Jan. 10, 2010
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Gullas : *waves his hand*“This is not the hill you are looking for…”
SansTalent : “this is not the hill I'm looking for” *leaves*
SansTalent : “this is not the hill I'm looking for” *leaves*
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