The police became aware that you were using explosives when they heard the blast and came to investigate. As they talked to you, you noticed you didn't have your ID and they mistook you for an illegal and deported you. The hill is free for me once again!

When I arrive to Mexico, I made a Phone call to the Ex-President Bush, who surely love Mexican ilegal people, so he told me that he construct a secret door in the wall between USA/Mexico, after that, he gives me a fake ID, two contact lens color blue, a lot of flour to put in my skin, and a hotdog instead my tacos, so I just go to MY hill, and I said to you “look, is madonna in bikini”, then you said “where?” so I said “there, in Japan” so you took an airplane to Japan.

Now the hill is mine again

punts off hill, rams flag in hill, claims hill.

throws blue pitchfork.
Hill is mine.

97, 98, 99…

The hill is mine.

I throw a glass of assmilk at you! the hill is mine!
So-eth declar-eth the god-eth of Blue pitchforks an checkered-eth toenails!

I come back in a fiery explosion, destroying you and the cookie factory(wtf?) You die and I move the hill to my Fire castle, guarded by fire dragons and fire cookies(A burn every bite!)

I eat Martinlo_23.

A wild Kroatz appeared! *Battle*

Go! Martinlo_23!

Martinlo_23 uses…Flame Wheel!

Critical hit! Use pokeball! Martio used a pokeball!

*pokeball moves* *TANG* Gotcha! You got a Kroatz LVL.666 wtf? Oh well, this use-Pokemon was holding…The Hill!

The hill floats off into outspace, Zeph somehow clinging to it, kicking you off to reduce the work load of the proppellor duct taped to the bottom. The Hill is mine, and possibly the sun's.

By your random nonsense, God punishs you with thunders, and exploding fish. You get trapped in a cage, left only to eat exploding tacos. I take the hill, maybe sun too.

Rolls you over with the cage, taking the hill back, and crushing you with cage powers. Oh and the taco just hit my lower intestine…

-Big Nuclear Explosion-

Good thing I have a body made of adamantium, the indestructible material, I use an exploding taco in you and i take the Hill, for glory! And tacos…

I remind you of the fact that I ate you, you hop back into my stomach.
I, the god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails, now declare the hill eternally mine!
except when someone kicks me, then it's theirs…

Drop kicks Kroatz off the hill watching him roll down.
That was just as easy as you said. The hill is mine.

Your easy button breaks.

I take the hill.

(my computer was stupid and didn't let me post my post to get the hill from Kroatz yesterday…)

Your computer kills you for the insult, I claim the hill, and kick it down the hill. Thats one vicious computer.

HADO-PINGASWTFLOLAWESOMEFACEKTHXBYE-KEN!

I take the hill, made of pure internet memes.

The English language seeks revenge, and butchers you.
I claim the hill from your dismembered carcass.

That was a puppet. With exploding puppys inside. Since you're over it, you explode, I take the hill, you biatch.

The FCC tackles you. I claim the hill.

the hill is mine

On a sunny day, years after gullas took the hill, gullas sits in his newly buily gazebo. While enjoying the view and drinking a cocktail through a pink straw suddenly Gullas spots a black dot floating towards him.
In panic Gullas runs to his AA-guns but as he reaches the seat he realizes it's too late. He hears a strange sound as he starts crying:
-uper-istic-ious-
As the black dot moves closer and closer the sound becomes more clear. the one word everybody has always feared was upon him…

As gullas prays to whatever god he worships a black umbrella starts flying at him. the point enters his left eye and slides all the way through his soft head.
In his last moment he hears it clearly one last time:
Supercallifrigilisticexpialidoscious!
And so gullas dies…

Mary Poppins has taken the hill…
And the gazebo!

Kroatz dropkicks Mary Poppins off the hill.

*writes Kroatz in mysterious black book*

35,36,37,38,39,40! Kroatz died.

Uses wand to turn Martinlo into an apple.

Shinigami eats Martinlo.
Kroatz, the god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails, claims Hill Olympus!

It was a trap. Hill was fake. I take. You were supposed to be dead. I write name again and I take hill.

But you didn't count on me entering with my note too! I write your name in (Not copying your move to steal the hill before, exactly. You're a red circle and I'm a pointy headed freak) my note and you are deadeded.

hilly billy milly, mine.

You don't even know my name!
lol

The hill is mine cause this video is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQwOZZobK4U

The hill is a lie…
And now it is mine!