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cool guy at 7:27PM, July 10, 2009
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After you fail to pay the sniper he kicks you off the hill and I shoot him in the head. The hill's mine and now painted Blue and Red.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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therealtj at 8:36PM, July 10, 2009
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You live on the hill for several years. Over time, you develope a community of fellow hill-people, you being the mayor. Eventually, however, the red and blue sides begin feuding as to wich side is better. After a month of bloody warfare, they result to nuclear warfare. Everyone on the hill dies.

As soon as the radiation goes down, the hill will be mine!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Sea_Cow at 9:17PM, July 10, 2009
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I bottle up some radiation and once the rest of it has passed and tj inhabits the hill, I throw it at him. Hill is Sea_Cow's hill.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Kaolyne at 9:48PM, July 10, 2009
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Get a giant hammer and swing Sea_Cow away. (Like in golf) I build up an anti-other-people shield around the hill which only lets me pass. Whoops! And must not forget to put “Kaolyne's Hill” signs all over the hill. The shield-generator is mine, and so is the HILL!!!

Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Sea_Cow at 10:31PM, July 10, 2009
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Politely inform Kaolyne that her metaphor would be more accurate if it she reffered to croquet rather than golf. While she tries to figure out what the fuck croquet is, I dig under the hill, deactivate the shields and pull out all the signs. Just as Kaolyne is about to discover croquet, I kick her off of the hill. Sea_Cow is the current owner of this property which is a hill.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Kaolyne at 11:27PM, July 10, 2009
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I politely inform Sea_Cow that it would be even more accurate to call me a HE than a SHE. While Sea_Cow is trying to think about what I said, I then equip a giant croquet mallet (Which I figured out earlier) and send Sea_Cow flying away into the Looney Tunes universe. I then put land mines, along with “Kaolyne's Hill” signs, all over the hill. My precious hill! MINE!
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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GarBonzo Bean at 8:35AM, July 11, 2009
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I throw a tennis ball on your hill. The landmines blow your hill (and you) to smitherines. I now own the ashy ditch in the ground
If its popsicle, its possible!
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therealtj at 10:11AM, July 11, 2009
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While you relax in your ashy ditch, I rebuild the hill, burying you alive. I put up a nice tombstone for you, on my hill.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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GarBonzo Bean at 10:22AM, July 11, 2009
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I dig my way up through the ground, then I rip up my tombstone and bash you on the head. As you see stars I kick you off my hill and steal your top hat. HA!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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waff at 11:25AM, July 11, 2009
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*…I pick another hill and claim it as the target hill* This hill is mine.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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cool guy at 3:43PM, July 11, 2009
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I kick waff into th 6798th dimension and build Edward Scissorhand's mansion on top of the hill.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Salsa at 3:57PM, July 11, 2009
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I go off into the SW universe and claim it as my own, oh yeah and the Death Star.
RAGE!
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Kaolyne at 9:10PM, July 11, 2009
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Call Luke to destroy the Death Star. While Salsa is running for escape, I steal the hill and put it back where it belongs. I put “Kaolyne's Hill” all over the hill. Then I put a flag on top of the hill saying “Kaolyne- Savior of the hill from the Death Star destruction”. I pay a lawyer to sign a contract for me to own the hill. He will sue anyone that tries to steal my hill. Now it is mine!
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Niccea at 9:15PM, July 11, 2009
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Sadly, I'm that very lawyer. I'm also very trustworthy. I trick you into willing the hill over to me and then kill you.
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Sea_Cow at 9:25PM, July 11, 2009
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I go back in time and rewrite the Constitution to say “The hill belongs to Sea_Cow”. No legal action can affect my hill now!
I am so happy to finally be back home
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D_Dude at 12:18AM, July 12, 2009
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Sadly the hill is not lying in U.S. territory. I can therefore freely claim it.
The hill is mine.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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GarBonzo Bean at 7:07AM, July 12, 2009
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I attach a fake dollar bill to a string and I lure you off the hill. I also steal your hat. Right now I am dancing on top of my hill next to my collection of stolen hats
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Niccea at 7:22AM, July 12, 2009
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I bring a large movie fan to blow away all the hats. When you run to chase them, I take my rightful place on the hill.
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therealtj at 9:05AM, July 12, 2009
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Garbonzo Bean returns with the hats. You and Garbonzo Bean prepare for an epic fight over the hill. You stare at eachother dramaticly, for what feels like hours. Right as Garbonzo Bean prepares to deliver his first blow, I quickly pounce on her, and viciously maul her, until I grab my hat. You stand there confused by these events, and don't expect it when I jump at you, pushing you down the hill.

The hat, and the hill, are mine.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Sea_Cow at 9:17AM, July 12, 2009
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Suddenly, I blow up a chunk of the hill, knocking off your hat. You hang perilously from the ledge. You could climb back up and reclaim the hill, but you would need to let go of your hat. So you let yourself fall. The hat is yours, the hill is mine.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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gullas at 10:44AM, July 12, 2009
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I pull up my cell phone and make a phone call…

me : Hello..
Phone : *grumble grumble grumble*
me : oh it's for you *hands Sea_Cow the phone*
Sea_Cow : hello?
*roundhouse kick in the face*
me : thanks Chuck Norris, the hill is mine now :)
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Niccea at 11:12AM, July 12, 2009
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I disconnect the phone. And while you are busy trying to call to Chuck for help, I claim that which is mine. (The hill)
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waff at 11:25AM, July 12, 2009
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*I find a way to stop gravity in the area around the hill and as niccea and gullas float off I attempt to figure out a way to stay on the hill* the gravity-less hill is mine.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:58PM, July 12, 2009
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Thank's waff you just gave ParkerFarker the SPACE monky an advantage! While ParkerFarker is sleeping, I steal his space suit, and I use it to guard myself from attaks as I float to the hill. I also grab Gullas hat, can't pass up an opportunity to frame PakerFarker for a crime I commited! I plant a flag in my hill, which holds me down
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Salsa at 2:24PM, July 12, 2009
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I turn gravity back on and then trick GarbanzoBean into using my cleverly disguised catapult as her bed. I then launch her into the river nearby. Then I have all my strike craft fly routine patrols around the hill. The hill and surrounding airspace are now mine.
RAGE!
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Sea_Cow at 4:58PM, July 12, 2009
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I double gravity on the hill and your airplanes are flung to the ground. The hill is mine.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Renga Studio at 5:40PM, July 12, 2009
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I buy the hill from Sea_Cow for a large amount of money. I then sell it to Bill Gates for an even larger amount. The hill is now property of Microsoft(R).

(Renga leaves the thread counting his money).
Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!
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therealtj at 5:43PM, July 12, 2009
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People are strongly dissapointed by how this hill isn't backwards compatible with previous hills and crashes frequently. Most people decide to stick with Hill XP. Microsoft decides to abandon the hill, and I take it.

The hill is mine.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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GarBonzo Bean at 7:52PM, July 12, 2009
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I feel bad for the hill and consult it after Renga sells the hill and microsoft abandons it. I become the hill's personal theropist and convince it to turn on therealtj. I won't get caught up in the details but the end result is that THE HILL IS MINE!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Salsa at 8:15PM, July 12, 2009
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But for some reason there is a shift in reality and now I am on the hill while you have been teleported somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.
The hill is mine.
RAGE!
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