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King Of The Hill
Salsa
at 1:31PM, July 21, 2009
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Fend up with using finesse, I just take a huge hammer and squash blergness. A breeze blows the now paper then person on my hill away. The hill is mine.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Dark Clown
at 1:49PM, July 21, 2009
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*Gives Salsa a boot to the head and sends um rolling down hill*
Hill is ours now.
Hill is ours now.
This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!
The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:07PM
Ochitsukanai
at 5:36PM, July 21, 2009
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I offer you a cold hot cola. Upon drinking it, you rush hastily from this mortal coil, after which I claim the hill.
Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
Niccea
at 5:41PM, July 21, 2009
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I ask for the hill nicely, but you thwap me on the head for asking. I then heavily body-slam you off the hill. The end result is comical because I'm dressed for the Renaissance Fair. But I do not care, I have the hill now. I begin to devise a way to shrink it and put it in my pocket.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
blergness
at 8:37PM, July 21, 2009
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I remind you that dresses do not have pockets. the hill drops, i grab it, un-shrink-a-fy it and claim it as mine
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:24AM
Salsa
at 8:39AM, July 22, 2009
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You then realize that in unshrinking it you had place it over yourself. Well, the hill is now mine.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Dark Clown
at 9:01AM, July 22, 2009
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*possesses Salsa's body*
This hill Is ours.
This hill Is ours.
This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!
The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:07PM
blergness
at 11:33AM, July 22, 2009
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I dig out from under the hill making a very compex tunnel system, clime out. you see me, start running towards me, step on a sinsitive spot, fall through then fell onto you. the hill is mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:24AM
ParkerFarker
at 3:00AM, July 23, 2009
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I pour water on your stale ramnen. That condraticts your avatar, so, for some reason unknown by science, you get sucked into a black hole. I claim the hill.
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa
at 8:03AM, July 23, 2009
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I throw a banana into the cockpit of an experimental spacecraft. I then launch you into the cold depths of space and lock the controls. The hill is now mine.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
blergness
at 8:18AM, July 23, 2009
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I have learned how to control blackholes for my own amusement.
you get sucked into a blackhole and i pop out.
The hill is mine.
you get sucked into a blackhole and i pop out.
The hill is mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:24AM
cool guy
at 9:18PM, July 23, 2009
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As salsa runs from the scene he leaves behind his device for blackholes. I open a blackhole going to Tatooine and push blergness inside. Now Blergness is in a galaxy far far away. The Hill is Mine.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
Kaolyne
at 10:15PM, July 23, 2009
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I blow away cool guy with a giant air blower. I remove the black-hole with my magic powers.
I do not claim the hill but say sorry to it for stabbing it with signs, clean it, scrub it, and sing to it. The hill is now clean and good-looking. I put down a 1 kilogram piece of paper with a note saying: “Love the Hill”. I then walk away, hoping for anyone to take care of the hill. I say goodbye to the hill and walk to the sunset over the horizon.
… “Love the Hill”…
I do not claim the hill but say sorry to it for stabbing it with signs, clean it, scrub it, and sing to it. The hill is now clean and good-looking. I put down a 1 kilogram piece of paper with a note saying: “Love the Hill”. I then walk away, hoping for anyone to take care of the hill. I say goodbye to the hill and walk to the sunset over the horizon.
… “Love the Hill”…
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:13PM
GarBonzo Bean
at 8:24AM, July 24, 2009
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I walk over to the unclaimed hill, pick up the note, and throw it into the black hole. Then I sit on my hill wondering what the heck is wrong with Kaolyne
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
blergness
at 6:11PM, July 24, 2009
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While walking around Tatooine, a giant piece of paper falls from the sky. Opening it, I read the words “Love the hill.” My new-found powers{they call it ‘the force’ here} tells me that someone is disrespecting the hill.
I steal a ship from a man who seems to be some sort of bounty hunter, fly back to the hill and smakc GB across the head for abusing the hill.
i then send him to a corner to think of what he's done.
when he leaves i sit on the hill and apologize. I say, “the hill accepts” and, at least in my head, the hill is mine.
I steal a ship from a man who seems to be some sort of bounty hunter, fly back to the hill and smakc GB across the head for abusing the hill.
i then send him to a corner to think of what he's done.
when he leaves i sit on the hill and apologize. I say, “the hill accepts” and, at least in my head, the hill is mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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humorman
at 6:15PM, July 24, 2009
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I fart.
Then I vomit.
I fart and vomit at the exact same time.
This is what it sounds like:
BLAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
FFBPBPBPBPPRRRRBPBPPBTTT!!!
Now you have dysentery.
Then I vomit.
I fart and vomit at the exact same time.
This is what it sounds like:
BLAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
FFBPBPBPBPPRRRRBPBPPBTTT!!!
Now you have dysentery.
Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:51PM
blergness
at 6:25PM, July 24, 2009
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I mess with a wormhole so that everytime Humorman does anything that little place in time is erased as if it never happened.
It is retroactive.
Therefore, the hill is still mine.
It is retroactive.
Therefore, the hill is still mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:24AM
Kaolyne
at 9:56PM, July 24, 2009
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*walks over and drops a wishing stone*
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:13PM
Niccea
at 10:09PM, July 24, 2009
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I pick up the wishing stone and wish for the hill. I then shrink it again and put it under my pointy hat. The hill within the hat is mine. >:[ And don't you go and take my hat!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:14PM
blergness
at 12:30AM, July 25, 2009
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Because Niccea asked so nicely, i do not take her hat.
I just sit on her head. The hill is mine. even if it is still under Niccea's hat.
I just sit on her head. The hill is mine. even if it is still under Niccea's hat.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:24AM
Kaolyne
at 2:44AM, July 25, 2009
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*Looks from far away with binoculars*
Well… If they do not sit on the hill, they sit on another one's head.
Well… If they do not sit on the hill, they sit on another one's head.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:13PM
ParkerFarker
at 5:55AM, July 25, 2009
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Seeing how Kaolyne is just observing the hill and Blergness is still the owner, I frame him for the murder of JFK and the cops shoot him 86 times. As he lays there bleeding, nearly dead, I shoot him 48 more times. He is now just a bloody mess. But he is still living. I axe off his head. He is now completely dead. But just to be sure I plant a pipe bomb in him and he blows up with no trace left of him. I claim the this hill as my own.
… but off in the distance, Blergness's dismembered eyeball twitches!!!
(that was a suspenseful cliffhanger ending that leaves room for a part 2)
… but off in the distance, Blergness's dismembered eyeball twitches!!!
(that was a suspenseful cliffhanger ending that leaves room for a part 2)
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Niccea
at 6:44AM, July 25, 2009
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I shake my head to clear off the random people that are sitting on my head. The hill is still small. The hill is still in my pointy hat. The hill is still mind. >:[
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:14PM
waff
at 7:43AM, July 25, 2009
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*more charging, more brass instruments, more disaster, still no hill…but my legs end up protruding comically from a tree this time*.
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
GarBonzo Bean
at 9:39AM, July 25, 2009
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I steal niccea's hat for my collection, I am suprised when I find a small hill inside the hat. I take the hill to a wizard and he makes it big again. I sit on the hill and wait, I will be prepared when someone tries to steal it!
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
blergness
at 10:18AM, July 25, 2009
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Even though it did have a very awesome cliff hanger ending, seeing as i am a girl, PF's narrative has no effect. I pull myself together then head out for the hill. seeing GB on it i come up with a cunning plan. I head to my friend's house, steal her fedora and go back to the hill.
GB sees it and knows he cannot resist. I throw the hat from the hill and GB runs to retrieve it. The hill is now mine. But not for long.
My friend is very protective of her hats, and has hunted me down. I run for my life. She notices how nice the hill is and forgets about the fedora. She sits down.
I a safe, but the hill is now Sam's.
GB sees it and knows he cannot resist. I throw the hat from the hill and GB runs to retrieve it. The hill is now mine. But not for long.
My friend is very protective of her hats, and has hunted me down. I run for my life. She notices how nice the hill is and forgets about the fedora. She sits down.
I a safe, but the hill is now Sam's.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:24AM
GarBonzo Bean
at 6:17PM, July 25, 2009
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I put on a fake voice and call you up (pretending to be a theropist), I convince you that this “sam” doesn't exist, and that this hill game is acually just a dream and sam is the bad guy in your nightmare. You confront Sam and hurl her off the hill. Then, you climb to the top of the nearest building and jump off, convinced that this is a dream and you can fly. I claim the hill and collect the money from your wallet you owe me from the theropy.
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
Salsa
at 7:34PM, July 25, 2009
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I kindly remind GB that i am the GM and can make her death very anticlimatic. She gives me the hill. The hill is now mine.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
GarBonzo Bean
at 7:44PM, July 25, 2009
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Nooo! not an anticlimatic death! I put on a fake moustache and sam's fedora to make sure I'm not reconized and waltz up to slasa, and ask him, “What kind of Salsa are you? Mild? Spicy?” He has never thought about this before and ponders the thought, then I make my move and steal his hat, I say, “Where is your hat?!” He looks around and I tell him that I saw Blergness take it and he gets up and leaves in search of the hat.
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
Kaolyne
at 9:37PM, July 25, 2009
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I come back to life, snatch the hill and run away to Naboo.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:13PM
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