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Salsa at 6:28PM, Aug. 8, 2009
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unable to stand the smell any longer, the locals burn the hill and everything on it to a crisp. Chargoggagogg the hill is no more. I find a nicer smelling hill and claim it.
RAGE!
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cool guy at 6:52PM, Aug. 8, 2009
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I push you off the hill and Name the hill Shargoggagogg to avenge the fallen Chargoggagogg. The hill's mine.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Salsa at 8:04PM, Aug. 8, 2009
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I then remind you that you left the oven on and your cookies are burning.
You run exclaiming “MY COOKIES!!” in an extremely girly voice.
the hill is mine.
RAGE!
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gullas at 10:23AM, Aug. 9, 2009
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I remind you that his cookies are burning in your oven… and it's catching fire as we speak.
You run down the hill screaming “MY OVEN”
The hill is mine…
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Salsa at 3:42PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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I return with the ruined oven and bash your head in with it. The hill is mine.
RAGE!
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blergness at 3:47PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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I ask you very nicely for the hill. And when that doesn't work, I show you a batch of freshly cooked, un-burnt cookies. THEN I ask very nicely for the hill.
you give, for no one can resist t3h fr35h g00dn355.
7|-|3 |-|1|_|_ 15 /\/\1/\/3
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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Salsa at 6:47PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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7h3|\| 1 57ar7 5p33k1ng t3h b33t5 7h47 m4ke j00 cr1. j00 r 5o m0v3d j00 g1v3 m3 t3h h1|| lol!!!1!!!1!11!111
RAGE!
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ParkerFarker at 7:03PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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you missed spelled every word so the hill is not yours, it is Blergness's. I draw a picture with a magic pencil of Blergness in prison. That magic pencil makes all my drawings come true. Hill is now mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 7:21PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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you missed spelled every word so the hill is not yours, it is Blergness's. I draw a picture with a magic pencil of Blergness in prison. That magic pencil makes all my drawings come true. Hill is now mine.
I burn the pencil and give blergness a blunt heavy object of her choosing and your location. While she's beating you for putting her in prison, iu claim the hill.
RAGE!
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martinlo_23 at 12:09PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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I call my lawyer for the hill. That doesnt work. HAMMER TIME! I kick you out with my Megaton Hammer.I claim the hill.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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blergness at 7:58PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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When I finish beating Parker, I come back to the hill to claim it back, see martinlo and start attacking him with the random blunt object. soon you are nothing but a bloody pulp.
The hill is mine, and I still have to blunt object.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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martinlo_23 at 8:17PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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I am immortal and call my army to kick you out. I have my hammer and an a army of penguins sucka!I claim the hill back. I haz lazerz tu.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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ParkerFarker at 11:40PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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The weather on the hill is too hot for the penguins. They all die and you get crushed by their bodies. I frame Blergness for your murder and she is put in the slamma' for real this time. 46 long years in prison.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 2:00PM, Aug. 11, 2009
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The weather on the hill is too hot for the penguins. They all die and you get crushed by their bodies. I frame Blergness for your murder and she is put in the slamma' for real this time. 46 long years in prison.
She is released when it is revealed you framed her and you are put in prison instead. I then bring her a hill warming present and we party well into the night.

The hill is ours.
RAGE!
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martinlo_23 at 2:00PM, Aug. 11, 2009
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They discover you used little cats to rob things. Blerg was involved. They kick you. I claim the hill. I got new robopenguins and a fire hammer.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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blergness at 2:34PM, Aug. 11, 2009
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I call my cat minions to break us out of jail. then they form a giant mecha{KND style} with me and Salsa at the head and we destroy you and all of your robopenguins. The cats pee on the fire hammer so it looses its abilities.{plus, i mean, who wants to wield a pissy hammer?}
Once you are gone, the cats go back to normal and Salsa turns to see the view from the hill. While his back is turned I command a few of my kitties to shove him down the hill. As he falls I say “All's fair in love and hills.”
The hill is mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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ParkerFarker at 5:55AM, Aug. 12, 2009
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being the ninja-space-monkey that I am. I launch out of prison in my rocketship. Before breaching the stratosphere, I eject and glide down towards the hill. I spot Blerness laying on her tummy tanning, so I land next to her and stab her… which happens to be in the back. So I avenged Salsa cause he was back-stabbed.

I claim the hill as my own.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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blergness at 2:47PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I start walking up the hill, the first thing I see is you sitting there, eating a banana. The next thing I see is me, stabbed in the back. I run up, steal your banana throw it and yell, “WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY DECOY?!?!???!??!?!” I pull the knife out of my back and throw it at you{who just so happens to be running after the banana, lucky for you, I'm a horrible aim, so you're pretty safe}. “Stupid monkey.” Then I patch myself up with a few pieces of duct tape.
The hill is once again mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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therealtj at 4:03PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I jump up and grab the knife in the air, then do this awesome tripple front flip, and stop (still in mid-air) and throw the knife at you, in an epic pose with anime action lines and everything. It hits you dead-center in the face, as I land on top of you.

The hill is now mine.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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martinlo_23 at 5:20PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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I run to you and kick you and use my fire hammer in you. You move but you fall of the hill.I claim the hill. My robopenguins were in their break.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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ParkerFarker at 5:37PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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It's too bad your robopenguins are, in fact… ROBOMONKEYS DISGUISED AS ROBOPENGUINS!!!!!!
They take off their disguises and throw their own fecal matter at you. Muahahahahaaa!!!! I've claimed the hill… Now all that's left is the wwooorrrlllddd…

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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martinlo_23 at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2009
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You farted so bad that they kick you out of the hill. I claim it and I have a gas mask.
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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ParkerFarker at 7:35AM, Aug. 14, 2009
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Robomonkeys were throwing their own feces at you. They don't care about the smell of a fart and let me back on the hill. After they kicked you off. The hill is mine, once again. Soon so shall the woorrrllllddddd.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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blergness at 2:18PM, Aug. 14, 2009
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When tj threw the knife, the only part that hit me was the handle, and since no one took the time to check, you've all been standing on me the whole time.
I get up, Parker, assuming I'm a zombie{again} tells all of his robomonkeys to retreat, since they're kind of stupid, they left him. He realises that I am not, in fact, a zombie, he is no longer afraid. Untill I notice that I am covered in foot prints and something brown that I don't even want to think about. The saying, “hell hath no fury like a woman's scorne” comes to mind. Without looking back you run. I go find a water hose and begin spraying down the hill.
The freshly cleaned hill is mine.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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ParkerFarker at 4:55PM, Aug. 14, 2009
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NNOOOOO!!! you defeated my ROBOMONKEYS!!!
As I am running from your womaness (you were cleaning the hill) I remember that, whilst I was on the hill, I buried one robomonkey. It is the size of the Eiffel tower. As it bursts from the hill (killing you) the hill is completely destroyed. Except for a little bit of grass ad dirt on the giant robomonkey's head. I jetpack onto that one little piece. The hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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GarBonzo Bean at 6:38PM, Aug. 14, 2009
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While you were sitting on your hill enjoying the banana that blergness later threw. Some fancy-pants guy slipped on the peel and out of common sense he blamed you and drew up a lawsuit. He wins. You loose. Game over. Hill's mine!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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imshard at 6:47PM, Aug. 14, 2009
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The army finally notices the shenanigans and blows the remnants of the hill and the remaining robomonkey to kingdom come then claims all the wreckage of the various war machines and devices created and destroyed in the cratered and hilly region for research at area 51. The government cover-up paves over the whole thing and slaps up some condos and shopping malls in its place. I laugh from my own hill the next county over.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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DefJam101 at 8:31PM, Aug. 16, 2009
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Coming back from my trip to homeland CHINA i come back to see what has been done… i go to the next country over from Australia and bomb… NEWZEALAND in my Chan Plane 3000 and i take back my hill with the china flag sitting on it! CHINA FTW!
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cool guy at 6:57PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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I yell from a distance “I GOT RICE!!!!!” As you come running towards me I go running towards the hill I take down the Chinese flag and name the hill Shargoggagogg again.


R.I.P Chargoggagogg
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 4:49AM, Aug. 19, 2009
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It just so happens I have a Deadly Viper Assassination Squad and they deal out 130 pounds of PAIN on you. Me and the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad claim the hill. and we call it Hill Bill, Volume 1.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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