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PIT_FACE at 8:24AM, Sept. 7, 2009
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calls in space aliens from galaxy x on a favor they owed me anyways, and they shoot a ray gun that destroys you,the hill,the earth, 9 other planets in it's path across the solar system, 2 of which were becoming cradles of life and finally looses momentum, just scraping another planet which blows up a hill turning it into a crater. i'm the king of the crater.
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ParkerFarker at 11:13PM, Sept. 7, 2009
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nothing happens for years, but you still stay in the crater… and die of old age. I claim the crater and build it to make it a plateau with a chateau

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Gohlico at 11:47AM, Sept. 8, 2009
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By using a device that enables one to transcends the time-space continuum, I sent you to a dimension where nothing exists. Also, I remodelled the crater and made it into a hill. THE HILL IS MINE, BITCHES.


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Salsa at 11:55AM, Sept. 8, 2009
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I start telling you about linux, after turning you into Bill Gates. you explode. the hill is mine.
RAGE!
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ParkerFarker at 11:22PM, Sept. 8, 2009
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I make you explode. You explode. The hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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DefJam101 at 2:29AM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I made you die. You die. The hill is mine
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Zeph at 5:02AM, Sept. 9, 2009
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With an elite tactics force, I somehow secure enough uranium ore to power a death ray that I had stolen from cheesy super villian. I fire it at a DQ, which evidently explodes into a pile of rubble and radiated cake, one of which cakes somehow manages to impale you, yes impale you, making you stumble off the hill into the oozing acid remains of Dairy Queen. A single shiny object falls out of your pants pocket during the impact on top of the hill. I go to pick it up. The Hill is mine!
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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ParkerFarker at 7:34AM, Sept. 9, 2009
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The shiny object in DefJam's pocket was the pin to a grenade. The grenade was in his second pocket. You were standing above his body when the grenade went off. The hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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AQua_ng at 11:52AM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I asked incredibly politely with nice words, and Parkerfarker was nice enough to let me have the hill to myself. The hill is mine!

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Zeph at 12:10PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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You tripped and fell down the hill.
The hill is mine!
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:22PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I get the Undertaker to clothesline Zeph. Zeph fell down the hill.

The hill is mine :D

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ParkerFarker at 5:38PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I give you a present. A cool Jetpack! You fly up and up and then the petrol runs out (I didn't really put much in) and you fall to you death. I own the hill.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 6:17PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I give you an X-15, you take it for a spin, but the fuel lines are over forty years old. You do make a lovely fireball though.

the hill is mine.
RAGE!
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cool guy at 6:23PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I became Emo (Fact)though I don't cut myself people still find it hard to be around me, everyone stays away and I claim the hill.


p.s. I don't cry about everything either
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 7:25PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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You do cry about everything. Including the fact that I stole the hill from you… It's mine now.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Zeph at 8:01PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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They needed you for another space mission, they decided to send your chimp behind to some unknown planet, in your absence I claim the hill.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:43PM, Sept. 9, 2009
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I come back as a zombie and scair Zepth off the hill. The HILL IS MINE! Also BRAINS!!

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gullas at 1:29AM, Sept. 10, 2009
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… 12 gauge should do the trick :)
*BANG* *EXPLODING ZOMBIE HEAD*
the hill is now mine :P …
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ParkerFarker at 5:43PM, Sept. 10, 2009
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You die during birth. the hill is mine.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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D_Dude at 12:48PM, Nov. 2, 2009
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Rick O'Connel from “The Mummy” ends your evil plans. Meanwhile I claim the hill for myself.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 6:57PM, Nov. 25, 2009
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Until I take it because I can.
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seventy2 at 9:28PM, Nov. 25, 2009
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I give Leet orders to deploy, he gears up and heads to afghanistan never to return to the hill. the hill is mine.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Rengishi at 8:01AM, Nov. 26, 2009
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I threw a stick into a mine field and told seventy2 to go fetch,he died and the hill is mine
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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I Am The 1337 Master at 8:06AM, Nov. 26, 2009
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I became the leader of afganistan and order us back to the hill where I throw a cookie into a minefield, Rengishi going to get it because he is stupid, fat, ugly, and only if his mom had loved but she never did would he had ever been loved. EVER.

I felt like being mean. Sorry if you're a girl I just needed a pronoun to use.

Oh yeah-THE HILL IS MINE B*TCH
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WiffleBall at 4:24PM, Nov. 26, 2009
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It appears as though you are allergic to hills. You won't be needing it now, so I may as well just take it.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:35PM, Nov. 26, 2009
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I took my happy pills and stole MY hill back. …at night!
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seventy2 at 5:30PM, Nov. 26, 2009
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Pieced myself back together slowly. the ultimate horror of starting from inside scared Leet so bad he pissed himself as he ran away.

The hill belongs to zombie me.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:37PM, Nov. 26, 2009
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Secretly I sneak behind you with the pair of scissors I had run off to get, and cut all the bits of you apart. Then I scatter you throughout Ethiopia. Because I have solved world hunger I go to the hill and heartily laugh. The hill is not anT hill it is MY HILL once more.
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Rengishi at 9:38AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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because I used the kit from my cereal box to rule the world the hill becomes mne since it is part of the world
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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I Am The 1337 Master at 10:35AM, Nov. 27, 2009
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The world is destroyed except me and the hill and I take it proudly.
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