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Ladies. Time to exercise the most important muscle in your body!
Product Placement at 11:48AM, May 31, 2010
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This has to be the greatest infomercial I have ever seen lol!lol!lol!



I don't doubt that the device works but there is no way that the people who made this thing weren't aware that this looked exactly like it looked like.
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Aurora Moon at 12:18PM, May 31, 2010
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I've seen that loads of times on TV. I always laugh when I see it.

wanna bet that some lady out there is eventually going to attempt to use it improperly, and end up with an damaged crotch area? :P
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Product Placement at 1:19PM, May 31, 2010
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wanna bet that some lady out there is eventually going to attempt to use it improperly, and end up with an damaged crotch area? :P
It wouldn't be very effective for that. Like the infomercial said, it's not battery powered. You need to physically shake it in order to get the weight to move like that. Thus it's the perfect exercise tool for the aspiring secretaries.
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Aurora Moon at 2:58PM, May 31, 2010
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yeah, but plenty of women still exercise their hands when playing with their toys. it's not as if they just stick it in and leave it there… at least not for the women that I know of.

some moronic woman who doesn't mind doing some of that work, could take a look at that rocking motion and think “ooh, wonder how that could feel down there?”

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ozoneocean at 12:00AM, June 1, 2010
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Aurora Moon
look at that rocking motion and think “ooh, wonder how that could feel down there?”
Like being attacked by a wrecking ball I'd imagine. Or attempted sex with Optimus Prime… which is much the same thing.


The fixed grins on their faces as they hold those throbbing mettle devices scream “Femmebot army!!”
 
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JabberwockyJones at 1:39PM, June 1, 2010
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Ooooo! Has anyone made a joke about Dynamic Inertia yet?

Hilariously enough, my aunt bought one. o___o
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Freegurt at 3:54PM, June 1, 2010
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Oh look it's this thing again.

It was funny the first time. The last 20+ times I've seen it with someone saying “haw haw lookit haw haw” got really old really fast.
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Product Placement at 5:33PM, June 1, 2010
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It was funny the first time.
Which is exactly the reason why I found it funny and felt like sharing.

Not my fault you've seen it before.
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Dave Mire at 1:38PM, June 2, 2010
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I wonder if they have a version that squirts oil in their face after 5 minutes.
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same at 2:43PM, June 2, 2010
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May contain Mayo.
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Kroatz at 4:19AM, June 3, 2010
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same
May contain Mayo.

Should contain mayo…
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Faliat at 3:20PM, June 3, 2010
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Will NEVER be as suggestive as the rocking horse…

Actually no… The ROCKING HORSE SHAKEWEIGHT COMBO:


As demonstrated by John Barrowman and Shahrukh Khan.

Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

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