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Legion (new movie trailer)
subcultured at 4:42AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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ozoneocean at 4:55AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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That looks like… I can't believe how stupid that looks.

That's a D movie with an A budget without the saving grace of gratuitous nudity. Seriously, in that past only D movies were this terrible while still pretending to be serious.

It looks like it was thought up by some comic addicted twit. Makes me ashamed to do a comic myself. -_-
 
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idstudios at 5:32AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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OK…as promising as Angels and guns can be, I must say that the concept of this whole movie is a little “been there, done that”, y'know? With that said there do appear to be some creepy effects and some over-the-top action that might make this worth seeing as a matinee on an afternoon off.
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Chernobog at 6:32AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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So it's a little bit Terminator, a little bit The Thing, and a dash of Invasion of the Body Snatchers? :/
 
 
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enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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ozoneocean at 8:09AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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Except way sillier.
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All it needed was Vin Diesel and it would be puuurrrfect.

Jebus I miss the days os Schwarzenegger Action films. They were brain-sleepers but at least they weren't toxic.
 
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Dark Pascual at 9:18AM, Aug. 20, 2009
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Its a good thing that movie tickets and DVDs cost only $2 where I live (piracy rocks!!!). It doesn't look original or particulary badass, but seems like a decent action movie. Probably will check it if there is nothing else that weekend…
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Product Placement at 10:59AM, Aug. 21, 2009
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OK. I'm having a real hard time understanding this plot. God is pissed of at humanity so he sends an army of mutant angels to kill of an unborn child that's also the only hope for humanities salvation?

See if it were demons trying to kill the child, I'd understand. Or maybe if the child was the next Antichrist.

Wouldn't that be a neat plot? Antichrist is coming and an army of pissed of angels is knocking on their door, stopping at nothing to kill the mother of the child. Their only hope? A kick ass demon send from hell to save them. It's such a delightfully lemon twisted irony.
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lefarce at 12:36PM, Aug. 21, 2009
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This is pretty dumb, the plot at least. Like the post above me said there is just no logic behind it. I can get the whole “God is pissed and now he's gonna let us have it!” thing, but mutant angels and the baby and… christ I dont know. I hope this movie burns.

 
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Product Placement at 5:44PM, Aug. 21, 2009
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And why is there a different angel disobeying God by protecting the child? Doesn't he know that the last time an angel defied God's will, he ended up with a permanent position in hell?

Gah! Who wrote this and why were they allowed to enter a studio?
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ozoneocean at 12:37AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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They're probably vampire zombie werewolves.
The “angels”, not the studio execs… I think.
 
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lefarce at 12:49AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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I bet the twist is that it's not an angel protecting them, but rather a demon. Of course maybe it's stated otherwise in the trailer that was too retarded for me to watch more than half of because hooooooly shit this movie is going to be dumb as hell (har)

 
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Product Placement at 9:05AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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They're probably vampire zombie werewolves.
The “angels”, not the studio execs… I think.

…. Touché.
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SarahN at 10:59AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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When I first saw the title I was thinking “Exorcist 3: Legion”? And the first scene actually made me think it was a terrible remake. XD There were old ladies crawling on the walls in that too, but it was scarier.

After seeing that whole trailer, I think I'll go watch Exorcist 3…
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mlai at 9:31PM, Aug. 22, 2009
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Wouldn't that be a neat plot? Antichrist is coming and an army of pissed of angels is knocking on their door, stopping at nothing to kill the mother of the child. Their only hope? A kick ass demon send from hell to save them. It's such a delightfully lemon twisted irony.
I want to watch that movie (above).

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