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Lemonland: The Prepubescent Uncomening
humorman at 1:02AM, June 12, 2010
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I have a problem.

I want to get with the “in”-crowd at my school. They're essentially the popular people that everyone likes because they have pizazz. However, the only way I can be a popular kid is if I still a hammock from the hammock store and bring it to the ritual.

I'm conflicted because if I don't do it, I won't be popular and all my friends will hate me, but if I do do it, I might get arrested and even get a spanking.

What should I do?

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Ochitsukanai at 1:07AM, June 12, 2010
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The answer to this problem is to buy pizzas. They're better than pizazz, not to mention more edible, and no one will notice the difference the first time they read it anyway. Eventually you'll have the most pizzas and due to mass illiteracy will end up the most popular kid in school. You'll see.

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ozoneocean at 2:58AM, June 12, 2010
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humorman
hammock
It's hard to find those. The ones with the oversize lowercase m's are so very rare.
Ochitsukanai
You'll see.
He will.
 
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Ironscarf at 5:42AM, June 12, 2010
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Don't steal a haMmock and be in with the in crowd that everyone likes - they are so uncool it's just not cool. To be really in you need to be with the out crowd that everybody hates and to do that, you need to steal a ham hock and eat it like a cave person.

 
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Kroatz at 11:58AM, June 12, 2010
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What you should do really depends on wether you like spanking or not…
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Dave Mire at 1:25PM, June 12, 2010
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If you still a haMmock, then you're still a haMmock.
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Air Raid Robertson at 4:24PM, June 12, 2010
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Well, I could give you a Lifetime movie speech about how you should be true to yourself. I don't really feel up to the task right now though.

I could also make an amusingly terrible pun. Unfortunately, I don't think I can beat the ones already made.

I think I'll just make myself a grilled cheese sandwich.

Good luck though.
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:48AM
BffSatan at 4:58PM, June 12, 2010
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Do it man, what are you, gay?
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:21AM
therealtj at 4:26PM, June 20, 2010
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Just steal your parents credit card and buy the hammock. When they try and think of a suitable punishment for you, tell them to take away your internet.

Both problems solved.

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