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blindsk at 11:30PM, April 7, 2011
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Wait, I just realized, I don't think we've ever insta-lynched a player in their first game. Blindsk needs a title for that methinks.

Woot! I don't really have a preference as to what it says…just as long as I have a shiny, gold plaque to place on my desk.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:25AM, April 8, 2011
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same
I Am The 1337 Master
I also found the princess.

On my dick.

Quit acting like a tit.

Oh Boy! NIPPLES!


Am I really acting like a “tit”?
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I Am The 1337 Master
Mettaur
same
I Am The 1337 Master
I also found the princess.

On my dick.

Quit acting like a tit.

Oh Boy! NIPPLES!


Am I really acting like a “tit”?

Youre starting to sway into humorman territory.

Also
Tonights narration will be an hour late.
I have a life too you know.
But just an hour.

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ayesinback at 5:45AM, April 8, 2011
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Wait, I just realized, I don't think we've ever insta-lynched a player in their first game. Blindsk needs a title for that methinks.
I propose a Newbie-slap award. Other recipients could include:
The Hamburgler: In the extra large game, the Hamburgler was killed the first night. Not only was he a first time mafia player, but he was also brand new to DD.

BffSatan: Same game, in his first mafia game, he was elected mayor only to be killed off during the first lynch.
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Product Placement at 6:08AM, April 8, 2011
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Yeah… I've also noticed how new players often seem to be first ones to be taken out. I hope that won't discourage them from attending again.
Those were my two cents.
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seventy2 at 10:03AM, April 8, 2011
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in my first game i was pardoner, but i had no idea what that entailed, so i never used my pardoner powers, and i was a medic….i think.
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crocty at 10:13AM, April 8, 2011
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Yeah… I've also noticed how new players often seem to be first ones to be taken out. I hope that won't discourage them from attending again.
Pff can't be worse than my first game. Luckily that didn't make me hold a grudge or some shit.


Bluh bluh the first day and night of mafia is always boring, we just sit around doing two things. Nothing and bugger all.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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ayesinback at 10:22AM, April 8, 2011
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Pff can't be worse than my first game. Luckily that didn't make me hold a grudge or some shit.

Bluh bluh the first day and night of mafia is always boring, we just sit around doing two things. Nothing and bugger all.
I've had it pretty easy in my Newbie-hood, altho it was a shame that a detective role was wasted on me – but the town suffered more than I did (sorry town).

so BLUHBluH, BLUHBluHBluh. BLuh? (bluh)

AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THE DISCO 1,000,000 VISITOR THING. Have we mafia connections or not?

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rokulily at 10:37AM, April 8, 2011
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Have we mafia connections or not?
well we keep killing them off so…
 
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jninjashadow at 10:43AM, April 8, 2011
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ayesinback
Have we mafia connections or not?
well we keep killing them off so…
Not our fault. They keep getting in the way of our gallows.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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ayesinback at 11:00AM, April 8, 2011
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This game is still young - so many villains still out and about. maybe if we catch one but they can get the ad killed, then they can be banished instead of turned into diamonds.

re the obnoxious ad, I know that seventy2 and 1337 have both tried to get it killed. but
the ad lives on. so (a) not mafia? (b) mafia, but secretly lovers of an obnoxious ad?

these and other questions . . .
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Narration in 10 minutes. No more actions.
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Narration 2: Night 1.

As night fell the transition to night fall was complete. The town gates where closing. The legendary hero was running to get in.

“Must get back, must get back. Dont want to wait for dawn out here!”

Leaping over the moat the hero grabbed the drawbridge and pulled themselves over the top.

“Success!… where is everyone?”
The hero went home and had a good sleep.

An NPC walked back from the tavern. Not a single person seemed to be awake. The darkness filled the streets. He walked to the fountain in the middle of the town. Usually it was covered in birds but due to night fall all that fluttered near the pouring water was one bat. He shooed it away.
It was peaceful. A time to relax and reflect.
“Why is it always me? Im always the first to go. I wish for once I wasnt the first to die.”
A man joined him at the fountain.
“Well maybe its because your making so much of a big deal about it.”
“Yeah. But its becoming a joke.”
“Cant say I know how you feel.”
The man pulled a knife out of his coat and stabbed him in the back.
“I hate to stab and run but I really gotta run. Sorry.”

The man ran off into the distance. He bleed out into the fountain.
“Im… not surprised… but why… I wasnt even a threat…”
As he lost conciousness his blood filled the fountain a blood red.


Meanwhile. An NPC was in their study making sure that the records where well kept.
“Looks good. All is in place here. What do you think funny looking mushroom man? Wait a minute…”
The short man stood in the corned. Eyes gleaming red.
“HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!”
The mushroom man lept at her.
She tried to defend herself.
It was useless. The mushroom man has already bitten her.
She fell to the ground.
Niccea burst into coins.
The mushroom man's eyes grew larger and watered. He carried the coins with him and hopped out of the window.

Niccea the npc and body guard is dead.

Meanwhile at hotel mafio Salsa was about so sign in to his room.
“Excellent. I hope this room has a good view of the sky. Im doing a spot of star gazing.”
The bellboy stared at him blankly.
“Are you ok?”
“Eh. Star gazings fine… but we have a pool you know.”
“Maybe Ill take a dip before I head up to my room.”
“Good idea. Ill bring your bags up.”

Salsa took his shorts from the bag and got changed.
Getting to the pool he noticed it got warmer as he walked down the corridor.
“They must have a sauna.”
He got to the room.
It was no sauna. The pool was a pool of lava.
The bellboy flew at him pushing him into the lava.
“Looks like this salsa…” He placed a pair of shades on him. “is a little hot.”
Salsa the npc and body guard is dead.

The wizard is was studying his scrolls.
“I enjoy this scroll. I should post it on the internet and tell everyone about it.”
He paced back and forth.
“Excellent. This is the best scroll ever. I shall call it… Harkovast. And all shall read.”
The door opened.
A silent man walked in.
“How did you open my door? It was locked and the key was hidden in a chest.”
“I got the red key from the forest and opened the door to the dragons lair. I then got the blue key and here I am.”
“… ACK! Why didnt I just keep the key!?”
The silent man lifted the wizard and threw him into the fountain.
The wizard burst into coins.
Product placement was still bleeding into the fountain.
“I DONT WANNA BE COINS!!”
He later burst into coins.
Harkovast the healing wizard
and
Product placement the NPC died again.

Day 2 begins.
You may send in your votes.




I seriously hate these site issues.
53 minutes because I had to rewrite the bloody narration.


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Mettaur at 3:52PM, April 8, 2011
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Rokulily has badass glasses, like the kind used for those CSI puns. Which was made. I'm going after her, and looking for more leads.

Narration
flew at him
She also has a raven in her signature.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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crocty at 3:53PM, April 8, 2011
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Holy SHIT.
…WOW.


….Holy shit.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Mettaur at 3:55PM, April 8, 2011
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Also, I collected the coins since Gullas couldn't chop them up. Using the money for a new orphanage, or to help build our flying stripclub? Man, moral dilemmas!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 4:00PM, April 8, 2011
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Product’s killer:
"I hate to stab and run but I really gotta run. Sorry."
The man ran off into the distance.

who runs? not naming names (72) because I know a number of person who do.

Niccea’s killer:
The mushroom man's eyes grew larger and watered.
that funk-a-delic thing Mett has going on in his sig

Salsa’s Killer:
The bellboy stared at him blankly.
. . .
“Looks like this salsa…” He placed a pair of shades on him.

hmmm. shades seems like the clue. what have you been up to Roku? btw: anyone notice D-Dude's new avi is sporting shades?

Harkovast’s killer:
A silent man walked in. . . .
The silent man lifted the wizard and threw him into the fountain.

who do we not hear from?

And look at the victim list: all old school. This is probably a clue to the dark lord.
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Ochitsukanai at 5:16PM, April 8, 2011
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Ahahahaha, just extraordinary! I mean once in a while my good fortune does give way to absolutely astonishing bad luck, but egads, this is hilarious. I didn't even know some of these roles.

Well, it may seem bad, but let's keep hope alive. The more of them we kill straightaway, the fewer casualties in the future, yes? <3

Today, let's double-lynch:

Mettaur, who killed Niccea (watery eyes a reference to sig pic, biting a callback to zombie references in profile),

and seventy2, who killed Produpla (references to running).


Please do check back in case anything changes, and don't stop believing in us! <3

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Salsa at 5:17PM, April 8, 2011
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RAGE!
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Ochi declaired an double lynch.

Everyone gets 2 votes.
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Ochitsukanai at 5:25PM, April 8, 2011
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Salsa
Really?
No, not really!

I've brought you back to life so you can kill mettaur and seventy2 with us, Lord Salsa. I'll be counting on you. <3

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Narration 2.5 Dawn of day 2

Salsa's bones fizzled in the lava. The last remaining healing wizard appeared at the lava pool.
Levitating his remains from the pool and carrying them via helmet they where brought to a secret location.
The healing wizard chanted over the helmet full of bones.

A blue aura came from the helmet and a light began to fill the room.
Salsa stepped forward from the light.

“Where the hell are my bags!?”
Salsa's back.


Day 2 Votes:
Seventy2: 11
Zeph
Ochi
Masterplayer Vote +1
Ayesinback
Crocty
Salsa
BffSatan
Hakoshen
Gullas
Anthony Mercer
Jninjashadow

Mettaur: 10
Zeph
Ochi
Masterplayer vote +1
Ayesinback
Crocty
Salsa
Hakoshen
Gullas
Anthony mercer
Jninjashadow



Rokulily: 2
Mettaur
BffSatan
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Salsa at 5:58PM, April 8, 2011
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I'm BACK!

RAGE!
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ayesinback at 6:03PM, April 8, 2011
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Salsa
Really?
No, not really!

I've brought you back to life so you can kill mettaur and seventy2 with us, Lord Salsa. I'll be counting on you.
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seventy2 at 6:16PM, April 8, 2011
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my computer crashed and i have now rebuilt it…i'm back what did i miss?

everyone
Seventy2 did it



i….i….

crap i wish i was better at clue solving, then i could prove it wasn't me.

facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Hakoshen at 8:10PM, April 8, 2011
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I wish I could get home in time to take more of an active part of this stuff.

same
Massive body count

Damn.

Well at least this Salsa… (puts on shades) still has some kick to it.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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seventy2 at 8:18PM, April 8, 2011
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a silent man..

ayes avatar is a microphone, with no one standing around it, no one to speak.
facara
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Product Placement at 9:02PM, April 8, 2011
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Who was right? What did I tell you? What did I fricking tell you? My theory stands the test of time.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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BffSatan at 9:29PM, April 8, 2011
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Hakoshen first page in the thread

clue
“Looks like this salsa…” He placed a pair of shades on him. “is a little hot.”

Usually clues aren't based off things said in game right?
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Hakoshen at 4:42AM, April 9, 2011
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Usually clues aren't based off things said in game right?

Typically yeah, since longer games have pages and pages of stuff to sort through for single words. Or puns. Or pun schemes. He didn't expressly say in game dialogue wasn't going to be used, but he did say sigs, avatars and profiles would.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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