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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul!
waff at 2:37PM, May 21, 2009
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Why were you granted the title “the spartan” hakoshen? Was it because your narrations were so brutal?

Maaaaybe. But I think it had something to do with how I died during your game.

/sigh, if I ever host another game I promise to make my narrations PG-13.
any tips for an aspiring gm then?

Yes, if you have to describe how the victim was killed with more than two adjectives it's too violent :) .
…. so I take it that this is no good huh?

PP's narration
A bullet suddenly flies through rokulily's neck. Grabbing around her wounds, she struggles for breath as she feels how the blood squirts down the pipe into her lungs in steady pulses. She stands up for a moment in a fit of panic, violently coughing up a thick and bloody lugy and falls down to the ground.

Fine, if not awesome by my standards, but do it in every post and you'll be a Spartan too!
I like bloody narratives.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 2:42PM, May 21, 2009
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Spartan huh?

As his intestine spilled on the ground the proud warrior came to realize his dire predicament. “Can't have that!” he thought to himself. He picks up his digestive track, ties it around his waist and carries on fighting. If he's gonna die now at least he'll go down in style.
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 2:56PM, May 21, 2009
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Sooo, you want bloody narrative huh?
I'll see what I can do…

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rokulily at 4:03PM, May 21, 2009
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I want to play!
 
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harkovast at 4:16PM, May 21, 2009
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Cool, we are half way there already.
Between us we must surely know 10 other people who could join in?

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pastel at 4:31PM, May 21, 2009
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I want to try this.

It sounds hard, but you promised I could learn… so I'll try. >w<

Looks fun. :D
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. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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kitty17 at 4:31PM, May 21, 2009
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I want to try this.

It sounds hard, but you promised I could learn… so I'll try. >w<

Looks fun. :D

Hawt.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Hakoshen at 7:36PM, May 21, 2009
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I want to try this.

It sounds hard, but you promised I could learn… so I'll try. >w<

Looks fun. :D

Step 1: Select random person
Step 2: Persecute and execute
Step 3: PROFIT!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea at 8:56PM, May 21, 2009
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Yay. Hello Pastel.
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the2ndredbaron at 1:25AM, May 22, 2009
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Wait? So does the winner get to keep hark's soul?
 
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gullas at 3:26AM, May 22, 2009
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Wait? So does the winner get to keep hark's soul?
I hope so XD
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harkovast at 4:06AM, May 22, 2009
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Well, since souls are hard to send over a modem, I guess as a special prize, I will draw some fan art from the person voted the best player from the surviving members of the winning team.

There ya go! Now you've got something to fight over!

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Niccea at 6:04AM, May 22, 2009
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Ah…the soul of the artist.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:59AM, May 22, 2009
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Fan art O.O

Also I have a title XD

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gullas at 9:57AM, May 22, 2009
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… I wouldn't mind fan art, then agian it's real easy to make fan art from my comic ;)
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waff at 10:39AM, May 22, 2009
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I don't even have a comic.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 10:47AM, May 22, 2009
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I don't even have a comic.

What nonsense is this that you're spewing out. Of course you have a comic.

Those were my two cents.
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waff at 10:50AM, May 22, 2009
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I don't even have a comic.

What nonsense is this that you're spewing out. Of course you have a comic.


well yes I contribute to the mafia comic but strictly speaking I don't have a proper comic.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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ozoneocean at 2:25PM, May 22, 2009
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OK Hark, sign me up…
I seem to either die in the first tun or win the game…
Which this time…?
 
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waff at 2:50PM, May 22, 2009
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well whatever happens I'm not satisfied with the status of my revenge against crocty so my personal goal for mafia VIII is to get crocty killed somehow (although my annoyance has died down so it'll be in an off hand way)…unless we're both ID.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement at 3:05PM, May 22, 2009
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But you got to assimilate half the town into your personal collective! What more could you want?
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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crocty at 3:08PM, May 22, 2009
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well whatever happens I'm not satisfied with the status of my revenge against crocty so my personal goal for mafia VIII is to get crocty killed somehow (although my annoyance has died down so it'll be in an off hand way)…unless we're both ID.
Oh psssh, you should be killing Monkey, he was on your side and he still screwed you over.

I was just doing my job!
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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waff at 3:40PM, May 22, 2009
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But you got to assimilate half the town into your personal collective! What more could you want?
well true but I (as in waff) am generally against being evil so WAILA (Waff's Artificial Intelligence Lab Assistant) (as in the persona I used last game) got to assimilate half the town(albeit using me as a host) also I got to end monkey's life in that game so I'm treating as succesful vengeance.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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ParkerFarker at 4:35PM, May 22, 2009
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I guess I'm up for it, just tell me what I need to do to start!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement at 4:38PM, May 22, 2009
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I guess I'm up for it, just tell me what I need to do to start!
For now. Just sit still and behave. Once there's enough players, Harkovast here will announce the start of the game and PQ everyone's role to them.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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ParkerFarker at 4:45PM, May 22, 2009
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I guess I'm up for it, just tell me what I need to do to start!
For now. Just sit still and behave. Once there's enough players, Harkovast here will announce the start of the game and PQ everyone's role to them.

behave?! nvm count me out! jokes jokes, i'm still in.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement at 4:48PM, May 22, 2009
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Don't worry. There will be plenty of chances to cause mischief once the game starts.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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ParkerFarker at 4:49PM, May 22, 2009
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Don't worry. There will be plenty of chances to cause mischief once the game starts.

SCOORRREEE!!!!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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waff at 5:14PM, May 22, 2009
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parkerfarker did my poster persuade you to join?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Air Raid Robertson at 5:20PM, May 22, 2009
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Harkovast just talked me into signing up to play this. He then recommended that I post something on this thread that announces that I'm playing.

So yeah, I officially announce that I am officially signed up to play in this game. (Officially)

I only have a vague sense of what the hell this is though. Thankfully, harkovast's description of the rules was kindly enough to explain that my ignorance is not a factor in being able to play.

That's always refreshing.
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