pastelI never thought something so gorey and morbid could be so cute. :3
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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!
crocty
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kitty17
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croctypastelI never thought something so gorey and morbid could be so cute. :3
That's cuz pastel is in it.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Sorry, I was kept away from my computer for hours!!! But that was a freakin awsome narration!!! O.O
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crocty
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kitty17Ho ho ho, of course. =w=
That's cuz pastel is in it.
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This is just a reminder that I'll be gone for two days. GO TOWNIES! WAIT I MEAN SUPER EGOs!
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kitty17
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croctykitty17Ho ho ho, of course. =w=
That's cuz pastel is in it.
Fu fu fu, you know it. *w*
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Has the dragon of awesomeness contacted any of us? We might have a rogue one :S That is never a good sign imo…
(yeah I know I'm being a hypocrite, I was a rogue one in game *looks through the archive* in game 4)
(yeah I know I'm being a hypocrite, I was a rogue one in game *looks through the archive* in game 4)
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Product Placement
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gullasThat's what gave you the title “the impaler” seeing as you actually manage to kill more townies then the other mafia members.
Has the dragon of awesomeness contacted any of us? We might have a rogue one :S That is never a good sign imo…
(yeah I know I'm being a hypocrite, I was a rogue one in game *looks through the archive* in game 4)
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Aghammer
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WOW, you guys managed to lynch one of the bad guys… I thought that never happened …HA O_O
I blame what Gullas did on DnD… if he didn't have the dice he would have have had to settle for only killing numbers 1 and 2 on the players list (by flipping a coin) ;)
I blame what Gullas did on DnD… if he didn't have the dice he would have have had to settle for only killing numbers 1 and 2 on the players list (by flipping a coin) ;)
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harkovast
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You guys managed to lynch a bad guy?
Isn't that against your honour codes or something?
I thought it had to be random inncoents or people who piss you off….
oh wait, thats my honour code, isn't it?
Isn't that against your honour codes or something?
I thought it had to be random inncoents or people who piss you off….
oh wait, thats my honour code, isn't it?
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Air Raid Robertson
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Great, our gamemaster's “honor code” is defined by the wanton slaughter of innocents. Good thing I leave the toilet seat up and tear the tags off all my mattresses.
Don't lynch me, I'm evil! BWa ha ha ah ha ha ha ha! Take that, you weak mattress piece of scum!
…
On another note, I liked An American Tail when I was a little kid. I haven't seen it in years though so I don't how how I'd take to it now.
Don't lynch me, I'm evil! BWa ha ha ah ha ha ha ha! Take that, you weak mattress piece of scum!
…
On another note, I liked An American Tail when I was a little kid. I haven't seen it in years though so I don't how how I'd take to it now.
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harkovast
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Its a classic robertson, but even I must admit, it can be a bit depressing!
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waff
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Air Raid Robertsonthat's Poking the poodle not kicking the dog Air Raid.
Great, our gamemaster's “honor code” is defined by the wanton slaughter of innocents. Good thing I leave the toilet seat up and tear the tags off all my mattresses.
Don't lynch me, I'm evil! BWa ha ha ah ha ha ha ha! Take that, you weak mattress piece of scum!
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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harkovast
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TVtropes has everything!
It even has a trope for crocty…
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadUnicornTrope
It even has a trope for crocty…
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadUnicornTrope
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Aghammer
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HA… that's why we love you man. Except for Air Raid, of course… he might need some killing!!!
Booooo
Booooo
harkovast
You guys managed to lynch a bad guy?
Isn't that against your honour codes or something?
I thought it had to be random inncoents or people who piss you off….
oh wait, thats my honour code, isn't it?
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gullas
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*is worried about the lack of activity*
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Just a couple of minutes to go!
If you have a night action, please let me know about it before the night ends!
If you have a night action, please let me know about it before the night ends!
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harkovast
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Times up!
Narration will follow shortly!
Narration will follow shortly!
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Niccea
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Gullas, I'm bothered by my own lack of activity.
Also my extremely belated celebration of page 150 will just be bumped back to 175. Crocty you still have time, but if you aren't done in a couple of days, I think the Mafia from Game III will be mad at you.
To atone for my sin of not throwing mud, I will start slinging after the clues come in. I will sort them out show what I think and let you decide. The problem is I'll be doing this away from the internet, so I won't be able to point at anyone. It will be a key word analysis and what to look for in each clue.
Also my extremely belated celebration of page 150 will just be bumped back to 175. Crocty you still have time, but if you aren't done in a couple of days, I think the Mafia from Game III will be mad at you.
To atone for my sin of not throwing mud, I will start slinging after the clues come in. I will sort them out show what I think and let you decide. The problem is I'll be doing this away from the internet, so I won't be able to point at anyone. It will be a key word analysis and what to look for in each clue.
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crocty
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Niccea
Gullas, I'm bothered by my own lack of activity.
Also my extremely belated celebration of page 150 will just be bumped back to 175. Crocty you still have time, but if you aren't done in a couple of days, I think the Mafia from Game III will be mad at you.
To atone for my sin of not throwing mud, I will start slinging after the clues come in. I will sort them out show what I think and let you decide. The problem is I'll be doing this away from the internet, so I won't be able to point at anyone. It will be a key word analysis and what to look for in each clue.
I posted it a few pages ago. <.<
I guess I should've PQed you it.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Niccea
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*removes foot from her mouth* Sorry. Having trouble keeping up.
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harkovast
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“Get out of my BRAIN!†screamed TFGM as he felt the psychic pulse of the Robot Gorilla brains evil power entering his head.
It was already too late, as he was left a drooling catatonic vegetable.
A turnip to be exact.
He planted himself in a kindly farmers field to wait for the effects to wear off.
Niccea sharpened her swords in her secret ninja bakery of death.
Soon she would strike again, destroying all in her…
With a roar of musical force, the door was blown open and the Dragon of Awesome burst into the room.
“Prepare to face the power of Iron Maiden’s THE TROOPER, baby!†He shouted as he hits the strings, sending waves of force directly into Nicceas strange furry ears (furry like they had fur, not like she is a furrie…oh never mind…)
But Niccea was not so easily defeated!
“Bwahahah!†she laughed mockingly “You should have aborted this attack, Dragon! I took the precaution of stuffing my ears with radio active bread roles. Now the power of radioactive rock and bread will give me SUPER POWERS!â€
The powers of music and baking were never meant for man to mix and so Niccea began o grow and mutate into vast monsterous form, three big eared heads sprouted on the end of long, serpentine necks, vomiting forth acidic torrents of beagles!
She burst forth through the roof of the building, preparing top obliterate the town around her.
“A tough problem†said the dragon “But I always have a simple solutionâ€
Taking out his trusty dragon crossbow (which all dragons carry always….shut up they do if I say they do!) and loaded his guitar into it!
Taking careful aim he fired, sending the neck of the guitar punching straight through the mutant Niccea monsters heart.
The injection of pure rock energy pulsed through the creatures body. It trembled, transfixed with agony.
One of its heads exploded in a shower of blood, then another, then a third!
With a final mushroom cloud of gore, the monster detonated.
“Rock on!†said the dragon, catching his guitar out of the air and departing.
NICCEA THE HEARTLESS NINJA MONKEY TWIN IS DEAD!
Product Placement ran out of his house to see what the commotion was with the giant exploding Niccea.
As he watched the beast break apart, he heard a whistling sound.
Looking up, he caught site of large square, white objects falling towards him.
“Argh! Fridges!†he shouted in terror as he ran through the streets, the falling appliances landing all around him.
Just as he thought he was doomed he caught sight of a large, round metallic shape in the middle of the street. A hatch on the side of it was open and a sign next to it read “Hide in here, numb nuts!â€
Product Placement dived inside and pulled down the hatch.
“Phew, wonder where I am…†He lit a match and peered around.
There was a small sign on the interior of his hiding place. It read as follows-
20,000 Megaton Nuclear War Head.
Under it was written in pen-
“You just pulled a reverse indie!â€
“aw crap!†said PP, as the camera zoomed in on his eye, implying his obliteration in a nuclear apocolypse.
Doctor Gibbon watched this on his view screen with some amusement.
“Heh, who needs ninjas anyway?†He chuckled. “I rule!â€
PRODUCT PLACEMENT THE ARMOURED KITTY IS DEAD
Hark awoke once more, strongly considering demanding strong medication from his therapist!
NIGHT 3 IS OVER
DAY 4 HAS BEGUN
(pq your votes to me)
It was already too late, as he was left a drooling catatonic vegetable.
A turnip to be exact.
He planted himself in a kindly farmers field to wait for the effects to wear off.
Niccea sharpened her swords in her secret ninja bakery of death.
Soon she would strike again, destroying all in her…
With a roar of musical force, the door was blown open and the Dragon of Awesome burst into the room.
“Prepare to face the power of Iron Maiden’s THE TROOPER, baby!†He shouted as he hits the strings, sending waves of force directly into Nicceas strange furry ears (furry like they had fur, not like she is a furrie…oh never mind…)
But Niccea was not so easily defeated!
“Bwahahah!†she laughed mockingly “You should have aborted this attack, Dragon! I took the precaution of stuffing my ears with radio active bread roles. Now the power of radioactive rock and bread will give me SUPER POWERS!â€
The powers of music and baking were never meant for man to mix and so Niccea began o grow and mutate into vast monsterous form, three big eared heads sprouted on the end of long, serpentine necks, vomiting forth acidic torrents of beagles!
She burst forth through the roof of the building, preparing top obliterate the town around her.
“A tough problem†said the dragon “But I always have a simple solutionâ€
Taking out his trusty dragon crossbow (which all dragons carry always….shut up they do if I say they do!) and loaded his guitar into it!
Taking careful aim he fired, sending the neck of the guitar punching straight through the mutant Niccea monsters heart.
The injection of pure rock energy pulsed through the creatures body. It trembled, transfixed with agony.
One of its heads exploded in a shower of blood, then another, then a third!
With a final mushroom cloud of gore, the monster detonated.
“Rock on!†said the dragon, catching his guitar out of the air and departing.
NICCEA THE HEARTLESS NINJA MONKEY TWIN IS DEAD!
Product Placement ran out of his house to see what the commotion was with the giant exploding Niccea.
As he watched the beast break apart, he heard a whistling sound.
Looking up, he caught site of large square, white objects falling towards him.
“Argh! Fridges!†he shouted in terror as he ran through the streets, the falling appliances landing all around him.
Just as he thought he was doomed he caught sight of a large, round metallic shape in the middle of the street. A hatch on the side of it was open and a sign next to it read “Hide in here, numb nuts!â€
Product Placement dived inside and pulled down the hatch.
“Phew, wonder where I am…†He lit a match and peered around.
There was a small sign on the interior of his hiding place. It read as follows-
20,000 Megaton Nuclear War Head.
Under it was written in pen-
“You just pulled a reverse indie!â€
“aw crap!†said PP, as the camera zoomed in on his eye, implying his obliteration in a nuclear apocolypse.
Doctor Gibbon watched this on his view screen with some amusement.
“Heh, who needs ninjas anyway?†He chuckled. “I rule!â€
PRODUCT PLACEMENT THE ARMOURED KITTY IS DEAD
Hark awoke once more, strongly considering demanding strong medication from his therapist!
NIGHT 3 IS OVER
DAY 4 HAS BEGUN
(pq your votes to me)
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Niccea
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Gaah. And I was just sucking up to Gullas. Daaaaamn you draaaagon.
And yeah…no clue break down for anyone now. I hope you are happy.
Sorry Mr. Brain….
Also…if I'm a heartless ninja monkey twin, how did the guitar go through my heart?
And yeah…no clue break down for anyone now. I hope you are happy.
Sorry Mr. Brain….
Also…if I'm a heartless ninja monkey twin, how did the guitar go through my heart?
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Aghammer
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Hey, this is before my time.. who is everyone?? Nice work man!
croctyNiccea
I posted it a few pages ago. <.<
I guess I should've PQed you it.
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crocty
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NicceaIt's quite alright. :3
*removes foot from her mouth* Sorry. Having trouble keeping up.
:D COME ON, EGO, LET THIS BE MY FIRST VICTORY ON THE GOOD GUYS SIDE!
AghammerFrom left to right is Mooglessaykupo, Waff, Vakanai, Skullbie, Moi, Theorah and Nersop.
Hey, this is before my time.. who is everyone?? Nice work man!croctyNiccea
I posted it a few pages ago. <.<
I guess I should've PQed you it.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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gullas
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Niccea
Gaah. And I was just sucking up to Gullas. Daaaaamn you draaaagon.
Indeed you were, I had my suspicions after that gingerbread clues-thing *starts sharpening his monkey slaying knifes*. Guess that the dragon saw through your evilness and acted correctly :)
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harkovast
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Niccea
Also…if I'm a heartless ninja monkey twin, how did the guitar go through my heart?
Ummmmm….. yeah ……here is the thing about that….you see what happened was….and this is the funny part….basically it was a lot of…..
LOOK! WHATS THAT OVER THERE?!?!?
*runs away*
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gullas
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harkovastNiccea
Also…if I'm a heartless ninja monkey twin, how did the guitar go through my heart?
Ummmmm….. yeah ……here is the thing about that….you see what happened was….and this is the funny part….basically it was a lot of…..
LOOK! WHATS THAT OVER THERE?!?!?
*runs away*
she changed into a mutant = new heart :)
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harkovast
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*runs back *
yeah! what gullas said!
yeah! what gullas said!
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I'm thinking I shouldn't make another one of my never-wrong amazing accusations, and actually study the clues.
But that would take work.
Hm…
I want doritos.
Or a sandwich. A roast beef sandwich.
Mmmm…
But that would take work.
Hm…
I want doritos.
Or a sandwich. A roast beef sandwich.
Mmmm…
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