harkovast
Grrr, I hate this!
There is a perfectly good election going on and and I cant take any bribes!
It aint fair I tells ya, it just aint no fair!

If anyone wants to bribe me with fan art or something it would be much appreciated!

How's some fan art plus comments on every page I haven't already commented on as well as $3.50 American to give me a killing role?

Oh wait, the game already started. Sorry Hark! I mean I'm already buying your adpsace what more do you want from me?!

I suppose I should point out you cant actually bribe me to DO anything in this game.

I just want to feel included!

I'm gonna vote for Flying Green Monkey because he wrote me personally with a request to vote for him. He was the only one who did so.

That's right. It was that pathetically easy to get my vote.

Such is the fate of all elections where a chunk of the voters have absolutely no grasp on the actual issues.

This explains more than one presidential election, and it also explains the rampant popularity of voting for American Idol.

Robertson, wise words and also biting political and social commentary for out times!

Though you let me down by not holding out for a BRIBE!!!
Make em work for your vote and milk em for every penny you can get!

well hark if want to feel included you could make up an npc role for yourself.

That's how a lot of it gets done, Spiff. Backroom deals and free kittens win more elections than screaming in all caps and well formulated arguments.

waff
well hark if want to feel included you could make up an npc role for yourself.

Or do like I did and write yourself into kills.

Hakoshen
That's how a lot of it gets done, Spiff. Backroom deals and free kittens win more elections than screaming in all caps and well formulated arguments.

:(

Bah! I never win any elections.

:(

(I'm only kidding! Dont do sad faces! It is bringing down the mood!)



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Though don't let that stop you from bribing me!

You guys do realize that at least one of the two people with the most votes right now is almost certainly part of the mafia?

ID!!!!
NOT MAFIA! ID!!!!

My writing is wasted!

humorman
You guys do realize that at least one of the two people with the most votes right now is almost certainly part of the mafia?

Maybe so, but we can't tell which one, so until then, we'll just have to suspect neither.

And besides,
Monkey was going to run before the game, the chances of him being the robot brain is unlikely. If he isn't the robot brain, but another ID member, he's a very dumb ID.

Pastel, true, is in second, but well, me and Kitty are voting for her because we talk to her alot, and Niccea…Apparently owes her.

Iunno, we can't really speculate who's ID from the elections, last time noone suspected me, but suspected Monkey instead, ho ho ho~

EDIT: What does ID stand for anyway?

ID is a freudian term meaning the inborn, instintive nature based on pleasure and survival.

Also, can we not tell our roles to the Elvis. It really didn't do well last time… At all. That was my first clue that crocty was off.

… Hark please do not steal my lunch monies, I didn't look it up in wiki, I'm… I'm just an info nerd…

ID and Super Ego are terms used by Freud to describe this game.
He also sometimes used them to talk about the human psyche.
There's lots of information about it on Wikipedia and stuff, but if you read it you are a nerd and I will steal your lunch money.

Also, because I have mentioned Freud, everything that is longer that it is wide about this game should be taken as a representation of something smutty.
For example…This page, this sentence….all very smutty!

STOP REPRESSING CHILDHOOD DEVIANCY OR YOU WILL NEVER BE NORMAL LIKE WHAT I IS!

Rokulily, stop explaining things to crocty!
If I dont tell him myself it is because I want to figure it out for himself, while I sit feeling smug.
If I do tell him myself its because I want to sound clever and authoritative while I sit feeling smug, so dont steal my smug thunder!

Also while I'm drunk on power, change your name! It is too hard to spell!

Hark, did you get my vote?

Wow I missed so much :o

Speaking of bribes and fanart…. I would totally be willing to haor myself out if you want fanart :D Then vote for me kthx.



….is what I would've said. But there's hardly anyone left to vote is there?

Humorman is correct though. The whole election part is broken now because the bad guys (whether they're called mafia, agents or monkeys) seem to manage to get they're members in every single time.

They manage to do so simply because they can work together, while the rest of the good guys run around in the dark, afraid to trust each other.

They normally put their Godfather/Leader/Brain up for election since the Detective/Rat/Nose can't detect him and then the rest of the members subliminally encourage everyone else to vote for him. Then, if he's missing some votes to get at least the pardoner role, they cast in their votes as well.

Basically, the bad guy leader is always guarantied 3-4 votes depending how big his organization is.

I'm gonna continue promoting my new “innocent/role model/honest citizen” title. Hopefully we can experiment with that in the next game.

Edit: There. I just posted an idea for a description for that role in the mafia discussion topic. We can talk about stuff like that there.

pastel
Wow I missed so much :o

Speaking of bribes and fanart…. I would totally be willing to haor myself out if you want fanart :D Then vote for me kthx.



….is what I would've said. But there's hardly anyone left to vote is there?

If you or anyone else can trump TFGM's bribe, I'll gladly change sides like a coke-addicted linebacker!

*Edit* Just for clarification, my terms were for the most amusing bribe. As of yet, he's made the only offer so he wins by default.

pastel
….is what I would've said. But there's hardly anyone left to vote is there?

Last game Monkey stole my voters, right from me.

Turn the tables on him, and you get a billion <3s

Gasp it's a tie…but wait is FGM still in the lead for getting to 6 before?

I vote for TFGM because I like to be on the winning side! Yeah!!! Go winning side! I win! lol

InuYasha_Rules
I vote for TFGM because I like to be on the winning side! Yeah!!! Go winning side! I win! lol

Yeah, just like you won last time when you voted for Monkey?

I'm resisting Kitty and Pastel man…


You can too man!!

kitty17
Gasp it's a tie…but wait is FGM still in the lead for getting to 6 before?

Here's something to think about:

If at least one of the two people receiving votes right now is part of the mafia, that means we'll either have a mafia mayor or a mafia pardoner, which means someone in the mafia will have a position of power over the townies.

Also, do NOT PQ the mayor/pardoner your roles. This NEVER works and doesn't accomplish anything.

Can't resist us forever~


Vote pastel. She's awesome.

kitty17
Can't resist us forever~

must…resist…talking…in…cliched…way…bugger.

TFGM 6
Poster
TFGM
Killerbob
aghammer
rokulily
Hakoshen

Woot! plus inu makes 7! You know what I'm so happy p.p

crocty

pastel
Speaking of bribes and fanart…. I would totally be willing to haor myself out if you want fanart :D Then vote for me kthx.

…is what I would've said. But there's hardly anyone left to vote is there?

Last game Monkey stole my voters, right from me.

Turn the tables on him, and you get a billion <3s

Oooh, alright then.

My offer still stands for anyone who switches votes too. :D



…..in the next 30 minutes.

She said there'd be no limitations for the pictures shes offering.

None at all.

*w*