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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:45PM, May 27, 2009
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Thank you Rokulily! Once agian shaming my original poster lol.



You know what I'm so happy I'm going to give everyone who is voting for me 10 comic comments. This is plus what every bribes I was offering. So happy p.p I even have a role that well make me innocent when the Nose looks at me XD. Not the normal citizen like last time X3

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kitty17 at 3:47PM, May 27, 2009
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Oh lol.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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harkovast at 3:56PM, May 27, 2009
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Oh wow! I would vote TFGM now just for the possible gay double meaning of that poster!
Fabulous darlings!

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harkovast at 3:59PM, May 27, 2009
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Anyway, here are the votes so far!
Waff 2
Poster
Waff


Pastel 8
Poster
Pastel
Niccea
Kitty 17
crocty
The 2nd redbaron
Hakoshen
Productplacement.

Lunaris Victoria 3
Poster
Lunaris Victoria
Gullas

TFGM 7
Poster
TFGM
Killerbob
Aghammer
rokulily
Inu_yasha
D_dude

Ozone 2
Poster
Ozone

If I dont yet have your vote, or if I forgot to add you to those figures, send it in now!

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crocty at 3:59PM, May 27, 2009
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Oh lawl Hark XD
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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waff at 3:59PM, May 27, 2009
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:(

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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theorah at 4:00PM, May 27, 2009
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yay I'm in the game! Thanks Hark for letting me join your imagination, even if I was a little late!

But Ive missed so much already, I need to read up quoickly and decide who to vote for…
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harkovast at 4:02PM, May 27, 2009
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VOTING IS CLOSED!

And unless I just screwed it up, the election is now decided….
commentary will follow shortly…..

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theorah at 4:05PM, May 27, 2009
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NUUUU! ;_; oh well, the chosen Elvis better have that peircing wink that will make me faint at sight! <3
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Product Placement at 4:06PM, May 27, 2009
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So happy p.p I even have a role that well make me innocent when the Nose looks at me XD. Not the normal citizen like last time X3
Yeah! Why didn't you have a more exiting role when I was the rat. I would have trusted you over Crocty and not gotten burned. :(

Since the results are in: Long live the everlasting pardoner!
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:08PM, May 27, 2009
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What voting is close before I can make counter bribes. Boo! Also PP and Baron are dead to me :P

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theorah at 4:09PM, May 27, 2009
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I hope that this game will be so fun, that Hark will look like THIS afterwards:



((Not painted by me, taken from crazy russian artist, whos LJ I dont understand, but sinister art I enjoy wholesomly http://vasya-lozhkin.livejournal.com/))
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rokulily at 4:13PM, May 27, 2009
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That reminds me… Hark you didn't guve peoples their titles. I'd say TFGM just reearned his.

Also the picture above should be made the new mafia picture… Just add some amoured kitties, unicorns and ninja monkeys…
 
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Product Placement at 4:16PM, May 27, 2009
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Also PP and Baron are dead to me :P
Just making sure you have a spot at your current title. >:Þ

If you're short of votes to get the pardoner in future games, you can count on me helping you out. But I will always fight against you becoming a mayor. It shall remain a distant mirage to you.
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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Hakoshen at 4:18PM, May 27, 2009
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That reminds me… Hark you didn't guve peoples their titles. I'd say TFGM just reearned his.

Yup. Saw to that personaly. As fan art I want a picture of myself surfboarding on the roof of a limo with a shotgun as Master Chief from Halo plays a ukelele and sings “ooh barracuda.”.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 4:19PM, May 27, 2009
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The Flying Green Monkey had outrageously camp campaign posters, but ultimately he simply could not over come the fact that he was, after all, a MONKEY!
In Hark’s mind TFGM is always a pardoner, and right now WE ARE IN HARK’S MIND!

Pastel, riding the wave of anti monkey racism, emerged like an Elvis impersonating Obama!
She rocked the jail house, she cause hound dogs to cry all the time, she devoured plate loads of drugs and burgers!
Now her victory was at hand!
She put on her ceremonial sequined jump suit with little cape.
She slipped her feet into some decidedly blue shoes.
And then, as the crowd looked on in amazement, she took her seat on the golden throne (by which I mean of course the sacred golden elvis death toilet) to rule over all of Hark’s brain!!!!
TRULY SHE IS FLAWLESS IN HER IMPERSONATION!
HAIL TO THE KING!

“Noooo!” screamed TFGM “Not again! I hate being pardoner! I hate comming second and I hate cancelling lynches! No more pardoning!”
His cry was so pained that it echoed through the cosmos, reaching the ears of strange extract terrestrials (with really awesome hearing apparently.)

Despite them going “shhhh” and “keep it down!” the aliens could not silence TFGM’s pain.

So they did the only logical thing they could do.

They constructed a giant satellite dish which focused the cosmic powers of the aliens two gods, Dumbledore from harry potter and the famous spaceman Louie Armstrong (the aliens had great hearing but a really stupid religion.)

The powerful cosmic beams entered TFGM’s body, transforming him from his usual pardoning self into a being of remarkable power!

Dressed in a space suit with a wizard hat on top!
Clutching a magic wand in his hand!

HE HAD BECOME THE ULTIMATE SPACE WIZARD!!!!

Which gave him the power to cancel two lynches during the game!

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” screamed TFGM, as Karma once again kicked his ultimate space ass.


Meanwhile, Hark awoke from his stupor and struggled grogily to his feet.
“Wow!” He thought “What a strange, but utterly pointless dream! I’m glad it’s over n…”
Hark’s continued habit of tempting fate punished him once more as he stepped on a banana skin and fell to the ground, striking his head.

The impact sent him tumbling back into his nightmare dream world.

And now evil forces of his own creation were about to be unleashed…..


NIGHT 1 HAS BEGUN!!!
(send your actions to me by midnight tomorrow! GMT is the only time I understand!)

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harkovast at 4:21PM, May 27, 2009
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Theorahs picture is wonderful! It sums up my state of mind so perfectly!
And blue is slimming!

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:42PM, May 27, 2009
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Damn you Hark! Its too hard staying mad at you when you make your narrations so awesome. So 10 comments to my voters and the one person I bribed who stayed with me your get your stuff in two days or so.

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harkovast at 4:47PM, May 27, 2009
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TFGM can I have some comments for my awesome narration?
:-)

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:00PM, May 27, 2009
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TFGM can I have some comments for my awesome narration?
:-)
Well you see the aweomeness only counteracted the lack of poll updates *shrug*

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harkovast at 5:03PM, May 27, 2009
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ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 5:11PM, May 27, 2009
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ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*
Wait the GM is dead? Who's the next in line for sucession?!

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Product Placement at 5:12PM, May 27, 2009
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harkovast
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*
Wait the GM is dead? Who's the next in line for sucession?!
Oh. Hell no. I'm not taking over this one as well.
Those were my two cents.
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rokulily at 5:19PM, May 27, 2009
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C'mon ultimate space wizard. It is up to you to use you space magic and piece 'em back. Or duct tape, apparently it works just as well.
 
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gullas at 5:20PM, May 27, 2009
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C'mon ultimate space wizard. It is up to you to use you space magic and piece 'em back. Or duct tape, apparently it works just as well.

*starts sharpening his machete* you know that duck tape is magical, right :P?
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Hakoshen at 5:22PM, May 27, 2009
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ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*
Wait the GM is dead? Who's the next in line for sucession?!
Oh. Hell no. I'm not taking over this one as well.

Fine, sheesh. I guess exploding people is more my style anyways. And after I promised to make future narrations less violent no less.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 5:36PM, May 27, 2009
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Dont worry, I'm okay!
The explosion only destroyed my bones and organs!

I hear a lot of cries for more violent death descriptions.
You might want to be careful what you wish for after you get a load of me!

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waff at 6:02PM, May 27, 2009
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harkovast
Dont worry, I'm okay!
The explosion only destroyed my bones and organs!

I hear a lot of cries for more violent death descriptions.
You might want to be careful what you wish for after you get a load of me!
I'd like to see narratives based on your current state of mind. so they get more (or less maybe) surreal as the game goes on.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Aghammer at 6:03PM, May 27, 2009
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a load of what??

Sorry Monkey, I tried man. I have a bad feeling that we have an, er, ID person in charge again… dang it.

Oh well, on with the killing. I got my armor on and am hiding under the bed, so I'm ready!

harkovast
Dont worry, I'm okay!
The explosion only destroyed my bones and organs!

I hear a lot of cries for more violent death descriptions.
You might want to be careful what you wish for after you get a load of me!
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harkovast at 6:10PM, May 27, 2009
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I like your thinking waff, consider it done!
The descriptions will now be violent and gory AND increasingly surreal! Woooohoooo!

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