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Hakoshen at 3:21PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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But yeah, I'm unsure of who to vote for mayor. D: Niccea's the only one I really know, and she was the godfather last time…

Well then its rather obvious she has corruption still flowing through her veins! Dont stand for her offers of cookies and cake. The cake is LIE and we all know it!

Is this what you want people? Someone who promises you cake, and instead only offers you a gruesome death?



Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.

Hakoshen 09
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 3:21PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
Come on Crocty! I will give you TD's birthday cake back!
who's TD?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 3:31PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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I'm pretty good at puzzling out clues.
I was scared of him the most during the last game…

TD = Top Drawer. I stole the birthday cake. Crocty stole Rick James.

And can I pretend that the cake is MB fanart of Angel?
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crocty at 3:44PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
Come on Crocty! I will give you TD's birthday cake back!
I must say, that is rather tempting.
I'll wait and see if there's any more candidates before making a vote. ^^;
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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waff at 3:44PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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waff
I'm pretty good at puzzling out clues.
I was scared of him the most during the last game…

TD = Top Drawer. I stole the birthday cake. Crocty stole Rick James.

And can I pretend that the cake is MB fanart of Angel?
uh sure I guess, but rick james? how the &?*$ do steal a musician?
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harkoshen
I offer the truth
how do you know your offering the truth?. and are bagels lies?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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crocty at 3:47PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
waff
I'm pretty good at puzzling out clues.
I was scared of him the most during the last game…

TD = Top Drawer. I stole the birthday cake. Crocty stole Rick James.

And can I pretend that the cake is MB fanart of Angel?
uh sure I guess, but rick james? how the &?*$ do steal a musician?
With chloroform
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Niccea at 3:51PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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waff
and are bagels lies?

No they are just smart sidekicks to stupid loaves of bread.
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Ochitsukanai at 3:53PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
You running too? I can't go up against you. And you know that.

As a townie, I KNOW I'm a townie. At least if I were to win, I'd know a townie was in office.

As an English major, I'm good at reading into context clues and picking up on hints.

As an avid reader of mysteries and Death Note, I enjoy this sort of thing. I've already created a chart to help me keep track of the roles and players.

And I hope the people of this great city won't forget that it was I who gave many of them suitable moustaches during the Moustache Drought of '09.

My first act would be to question everyone about their roles in order to shape and solidify my suspicions; I would never disclose the responses. I would be a tireless force for good in this city.

Oh, and are you trying to buy votes with something you stole? Because that doesn't make you look very law-abiding. >_> If I were mayor, you know, I'd be qualified to commandeer that cake for the benefit of the city and give it back to the school.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
OCHITSUKANAI '09

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Niccea at 3:56PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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As Psych Major, I can analyze people easily. And that Cake is Angel. I was returning him home.
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waff at 3:57PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Ochitsukanai
everything Ochitsukanai just said
O_O…wow

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 3:57PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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waff
how do you know your offering the truth?. and are bagels lies?

How do I know I'm offering the truth? Why it's simple. History is written by the survivors. Join me, and you will ALL be survivors, and our path to glory shall be the only truth the world need ever know!

Ochitsukanai
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
OCHITSUKANAI '09

Funny you should say that. You see, I'm a a social worker. Helping children and their families is my duty. I think of them every day, and that's why I must wage this battle to rid our town of the mafioso, for their sake.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea at 3:58PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Ochitsukanai
everything Ochitsukanai just said
O_O…wow
And that is why I didn't want to go against her. She has always been good at showmanship.
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the2ndredbaron at 4:00PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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As mayor I offer the ability to not be killed by mafia.
 
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Niccea at 4:01PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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As mayor I offer the ability to not be killed by mafia.
You sound suspicious.
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waff at 4:12PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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the2ndredbaron
As mayor I offer the ability to not be killed by mafia.
You sound suspicious.
very suspicious
-edit- just remembered about my campaign If I'm elected mayor I'll do my best to lynch mafias and not townies.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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the2ndredbaron at 4:17PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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I am only taunting the mafia. And if you think I am suspicious, well bring it!
 
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Ochitsukanai at 4:19PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
And that is why I didn't want to go against her. She has always been good at showmanship.

I'm not just for show, Niccea. It's true that I may be ravishingly beautiful and veritably brimming with raw appeal, but there's a good mind at work behind this moustached, peaceably smiling face.

And I didn't only vow a moustache on every face - I've begun fulfilling that vow since before this game began. Everyone can see my record.

A vote for me is just that: a vote for Ochi. I may not have flashy campaign posters and banners, but if you like what you're reading, cast your vote my way and I will strive to please.

Thank you.

Ochitsukanai '09

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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waff at 4:24PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
And that is why I didn't want to go against her. She has always been good at showmanship.

I'm not just for show, Niccea. It's true that I may be ravishingly beautiful and veritably brimming with raw appeal, but there's a good mind at work behind this moustached, peaceably smiling face.

And I didn't only vow a moustache on every face - I've begun fulfilling that vow since before this game began. Everyone can see my record.

A vote for me is just that: a vote for Ochi. I may not have flashy campaign posters and banners, but if you like what you're reading, cast your vote my way and I will strive to please.

Thank you.

Ochitsukanai '09
In the last game a campaign poster got you a +1 on you total votes

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 4:29PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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And I just put up a page from my comic…
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Ochitsukanai at 4:30PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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waff
In the last game a campaign poster got you a +1 on you total votes

Waff, if I relied on posters rather than my rhetoric and my analytic skills, would I truly be a suitable mayor?

No: if I am to be elected, I want to be elected on the strength of my personality, my goodwill, my intellect, my ravishing beauty, and my fantastic moustaches, one of which you are wearing right now.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Niccea at 4:36PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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And there goes my victory…WOOOSH…down the toilet.
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waff at 4:40PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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waff
In the last game a campaign poster got you a +1 on you total votes

Waff, if I relied on posters rather than my rhetoric and my analytic skills, would I truly be a suitable mayor?

No: if I am to be elected, I want to be elected on the strength of my personality, my goodwill, my intellect, my ravishing beauty, and my fantastic moustaches, one of which you are wearing right now.
well yes it is rather intelligent looking…I'm still gonna have to say vote waff though cos if townston is ravaged by the mafia I want it to be my fault and no-one elses.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 4:41PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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I've always found mustaches on women to be a bit… well… unnatural.

In fact, considering I just shaved my goatee in real life a few days ago, I think my avatar could do without looking like a 1050's villain who ties women to train tracks. After all, I'm not here to bring you more of the same.

I'm here to get things done, and bring you the one thing you want. Not food, not mechs, not whatever. Victory. And of course, scorched earth and the smoldering bodies of the guilty.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 4:47PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Hakoshen
I've always found mustaches on women to be a bit… well… unnatural.

In fact, considering I just shaved my goatee in real life a few days ago, I think my avatar could do without looking like a 1050's villain who ties women to train tracks. After all, I'm not here to bring you more of the same.

I'm here to get things done, and bring you the one thing you want. Not food, not mechs, not whatever. Victory. And of course, scorched earth and the smoldering bodies of the guilty.
wont scorched earth mean we can't grow crops and therefore starve?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 4:49PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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We would have starved last time if Gullas didn't butcher the dead.
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Dukat at 4:50PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Ok for additional speedy contact, I have set up an IRC channel for the game. So if you want to join (not official btw) get yourself an IRC client point it to irc.freenode.net and join #dd-mafia! (minus the ! of course) My computer never shuts off and I never shut my client down, so it's another good place for people to get in touch with me at.
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

irc.freenode.net #dd-mafia

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waff at 4:53PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Niccea
We would have starved last time if Gullas didn't butcher the dead.

thats true and I got a really awesome trophy out of him too *holds up skoolmunkee's still decapitated head* don't worry she had a spare.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 4:55PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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wont scorched earth mean we can't grow crops and therefore starve?

Only on their side of town.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 4:58PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Hakoshen
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Hakoshen
wont scorched earth mean we can't grow crops and therefore starve?

Only on their side of town.
so your saying we should ravage the landscape on one side of town then move to the other? dude bad enviromental policy.Oh crap I'm doing a 2ndrb

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Ochitsukanai at 4:58PM, Feb. 16, 2009
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Hakoshen
I've always found mustaches on women to be a bit… well… unnatural.

Hakoshen - Sexist Mayor '09? I say nay! Were I perhaps a plane or a box with legs, it seems your opinion would differ, but you dislike my fantastic moustache merely due to my gender!?

Hakoshen
I'm here to get things done, and bring you the one thing you want. Not food, not mechs, not whatever. Victory. And of course, scorched earth and the smoldering bodies of the guilty.

Not only will the land be useless, the trophies obtained from the bodies will be scorched and smell terrible if this plan is followed. The land should be fertile for the next owner - an innocent townie! Since the Mafia is awful for the town's appeal, the absence of Mafia plus an abundance of fertile land can only mean good things for this town.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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