You running too? I can't go up against you. And you know that.
As a townie, I KNOW I'm a townie. At least if I were to win, I'd know a townie was in office.
As an English major, I'm good at reading into context clues and picking up on hints.
As an avid reader of mysteries and Death Note, I enjoy this sort of thing. I've already created a chart to help me keep track of the roles and players.
And I hope the people of this great city won't forget that it was I who gave many of them suitable moustaches during the Moustache Drought of '09.
My first act would be to question everyone about their roles in order to shape and solidify my suspicions; I would never
disclose the responses. I would be a tireless force for good
in this city.
Oh, and are you trying to buy votes with something you stole
? Because that doesn't make you look very law-abiding. >_> If I were mayor, you know, I'd be qualified to commandeer that cake for the benefit of the city and give it back to the school.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN