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harkovast at 2:17PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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In the last game I was getting votes to stop everyone ese from lynching the mayor, who was an essential townie. Then the mafia tried to kill me because I was screwing up their plans but a medic saved me (check nicceas comic).

Niccea, glad you are paying attention to my campaign for mayor.
My campaign is so awesome, even you will switch your vote to me!
My campaign is like getting beaten up by a gang of completely awesome midget ninjas!
It is like getting shot in the groin with a cannon loaded with fantastic!
It is like having the fonz and shaft doing a duet on ice across your neck!

VOTE VAST!
Because my campaign is cooler then the other side of the pillow.

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Niccea at 2:20PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I hate ripped guys. Try again.

And Hark. The medic didn't save you. Ody forgetting that Mutation was protecting you saved you.
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leaderofstars at 2:26PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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ok then



vote for hark
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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harkovast at 2:27PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I dont see that the mafias internal screw ups are my problem.
The fact remains, I was a central threat and the mafia (you) wanted me dead.
If I was not a major threat you would not have needed to try to kill me, would you?

If awesomeness was measured in cars, I would be driving a kitten-blood powered school bus full of NUCLEAR BOMBS!

Argh! I just burst an awesome vessel!

VOTE VAST

The others are the past, they wont last, so vote VAST!

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Niccea at 2:27PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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NEEERD!

Well. I guess I will come back to see who won. Ciao!
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harkovast at 2:31PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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You come on a forum of people who write and read webcomics, and you accuse someone of being a nerd?

I just burst an irony vessel!

If Skeletor and He-Man had a baby and it was trained by Mr T then I'd kick its ass!

VOTE VAST!

How many more vessels do I need to burst for you people?

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gullas at 2:35PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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harkovast
How about the fact I am not a mafia and have a proven track record of anti mafia success?
Well you did help us bring justice to the town in the former game, but that dosen't prove anything about you innocence. I mean you're just as likely to be a mafia or a townie as I am, waff, Dukat, Sea_Cow, Ochitsukanai, Niccea, Hakoshen, Skullbie, ozoneocean, crocty, skoolmunkee ,leaderofstars, mooglessaykupo, slasher, martinlo_23, theorah or odysseus55.
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waff at 2:42PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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gullas
harkovast
How about the fact I am not a mafia and have a proven track record of anti mafia success?
Well you did help us bring justice to the town in the former game, but that dosen't prove anything about you innocence. I mean you're just as likely to be a mafia or a townie as I am, waff, Dukat, Sea_Cow, Ochitsukanai, Niccea, Hakoshen, Skullbie, ozoneocean, crocty, skoolmunkee ,leaderofstars, mooglessaykupo, slasher, martinlo_23, theorah or odysseus55.
*apearing from nowhere* and thats the truth.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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leaderofstars at 2:44PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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hey you see this

(skoolmunkee edited your post- you already posted that picture, once is plenty, twice is spamming :] )


she'll take your soul
i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d–a1990SA$–p80e100e–iq106ee–NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring
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waff at 2:48PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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leaderofstars
hey you see this

she'll take your soul
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! don't mah soul…I'm using it. *runs over the hills and far away in mech*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 3:09PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I get one serious case and have to take nearly half the day working it, and then I come back and the whole balance of power has shifted.

Well I'll say this; even if I have to stand alone, I will always stand for what I believe in. I wont be bought with mustaches, bribes, or threats. I stand by everything my principals.

Do you?

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 3:26PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Hakoshen
I get one serious case and have to take nearly half the day working it, and then I come back and the whole balance of power has shifted.

Well I'll say this; even if I have to stand alone, I will always stand for what I believe in. I wont be bought with mustaches, bribes, or threats. I stand by everything my principals.

Do you?


I'll answer that when I wake up later…goodnight.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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humorman at 3:28PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Concerning night attacks:

For those of you that can attack, in order for it to be official, you must PQ to me who you want to attack during the night phase. I say this because attacks will be done on a first-come/first-serve basis and I don't want anyone exploiting that by attacking before the night phase happens.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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harkovast at 4:29PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Humorman says, make sure you also send your night actions to Harkovast, to make sure they are extra double official.

VOTE VAST!

Because I asked nicely….this time…

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harkovast at 4:43PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I hope ody remembers to switch votes to me.
Otherwise I have a strong feeling the mafia have just taken over…

VOTE VAST!

No seriously, stop screwing around!
The mob are about to take over if you don't vote for me!

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Hakoshen at 4:54PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Considering the election is over in 5 minutes, it's awfully quiet.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 4:59PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Hakoshen change your vote to me, otherwise you are basically voting for ochi!

And ochi is wya more likely to be mafia then me!!!

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Ochitsukanai at 5:03PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Hakoshen change your vote to me, otherwise you are basically voting for ochi!

And ochi is wya more likely to be mafia then me!!!

Harkovast, that last argument makes no sense - previous random selections wouldn't impact the current one. That's the gambler's fallacy.

I believe you're doing anything to win, even making nonsensical arguments just to attack my reputation. I'm not going to accuse you of being mafia - but it's certainly not any less likely.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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harkovast at 5:03PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I am pretty certain niccea is not mafia, as one of her votes defected which may have cost her the win.
The other candidate however…winning with 3 helpers, all of whome seem wierdly certain of who they have to vote for with little or no persuasion from her…
Makes you wonder…

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Hakoshen at 5:06PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Well, ONE of the two of them is. The question is, which camp is guilty? As I said, I stand by my beliefs, and I don't believe in voting against someone as I believe in voting for them.

Edit for bad math.

Either way, it doesn't matter any more.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 5:07PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Ochi my arguement is not based on previous roles, you are casting a smear against me, trying to paint my arguement as something it is not.
My arguement is you are mafia because you have 3 very loyal supporters who jumped in your boat with little or no persuasion.
Waff was not even open to discussion on the idea of another candidate. Weirdly certain for a guy who does not know the roles of anyone!

I've had to scrape and crawl to get anyone to vote for me!
I've been making deals, begging, borrowing, you name it.
If I was a mafia, I'd be on easy street already….like YOU ARE!

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humorman at 5:09PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Final Mayoral vote:

Ochitsukanai (4)
Ochitsukanai
waff
Dukat
odysseus55

Niccea (3)
gullas
Niccea
skoolmunkee

harkovast (3)
harkovast
leaderofstars
ozoneocean

Hakoshen (1)
Hakoshen


Congratulations to Ochistukanai! You have been elected to the office of mayor. Here are your official powers:

- The mayor's lynching vote counts as 3.
- In addition to increased voting power, the mayor has the ability to cast a tie-breaking vote in the event of a tie.
- Until 3pm PST during the day, the mayor can call to lynch as many people as he wishes.
- From 4pm to 5pm PST, the mayor can pardon one of the doomed lynchees per day. Also during this time, the mayor can decide to throw any amount of the lynchees in jail rather than kill them.
- If a person has been in jail for one day, the mayor can either allow to set free that person or lynch that person at the end of the current day.
- The mayor can only be lynched if he receives the majority of that days vote. He can only be attacked if three people attack him on the same night.
- In the event the mayor is killed by mafia or through coup, no lynchings can occur until a new mayor is elected or martial law is declared.


The night phase begins now, and ends 5:00pm PST. Try not getting yourselves killed!

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.
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harkovast at 5:12PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Hakoshen, your lack of enthusiam for stopping the mafia concerns me. I will ahve to watch you closely. If people send a message to humorman before he comes back on he would probably count it (as I am assuming he is not a total jerk) your desire to give in an accept a possible mafia government makes me wonder what your real agenda is.
Niccea and ochi are either mafia or masons, I just dont know which is which.
Niccea may have decided she could not win so one of her followers switched to me to make them look innocent.
The masons know each other so will all vote for each other.
I say we kill Niccea and ochi.
If one is mason, the other is mafia, and vice versa.
Ochi, since you are mayor, I dont suppose you would mind voting to eliminate niccea, since she was your main rival and thus the most likley to be a mafia.
Of course if ochi does not want to kill niccea, ochi has something to hide and is most likely the mafia.

Or so goes my logic….

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Ochitsukanai at 5:12PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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harkovast
I am pretty certain niccea is not mafia, as one of her votes defected which may have cost her the win.
The other candidate however…winning with 3 helpers, all of whome seem wierdly certain of who they have to vote for with little or no persuasion from her…
Makes you wonder…

And yet, you don't point out Niccea's effortless garnering of votes - Gullas voted for her instantly, and both Skool and Ozone voted without mentioning it at all.

How did you get Ozone's vote, ultimately? You mention a vote defected from her, which “may have cost her the win” - but you somehow forgot to mention that YOU got it. Isn't that suspicious?

EDIT: Given your post just now, though…perhaps I was meant to find you suspicious…?

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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harkovast at 5:17PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Ochi, if you want to convince me you are not mafia, lynch niccea.
One of you has to be mafia, one has to be mason.
If you kill her and she is a mafia, you have my 100% support.

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harkovast at 5:20PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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I should mention, if I die tonight can everyone please pay attention to my theories!
If the mafia kills me it means I am probably right!

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Hakoshen at 5:20PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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Ochi, if you want to convince me you are not mafia, lynch niccea.
One of you has to be mafia, one has to be mason.
If you kill her and she is a mafia, you have my 100% support.

And if she kills her and she's not?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 5:24PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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If ochi kills niccea and niccea is not a mafia (and therefore is a mason) the ochi must be the mafia.
One of the two front runners in the election had to be mafia, one had to be mason.
That seems logical to me. The mafia would not have ignored the chance to get a mafia mayor! Especially not after the way the mayor shafted them last time.
Lets face it, I was an outside candidate who made a mad dash at the end. Those two were the really strong contenders.
Of course if we kill both of them and niether are guilty….I suppose it will be my neck on the chopping block, but I dont think it will come to that.

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harkovast at 5:26PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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What will be really interesting is if ochi starts making excuses for why we cant kill niccea.
If the other two prove innocent, I will happily accept death for the sake of the town. I am sure Ochi and niccea are equally willing to die for the good of the community.

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Hakoshen at 5:28PM, Feb. 17, 2009
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If ochi kills niccea and niccea is not a mafia (and therefore is a mason) the ochi must be the mafia.
One of the two front runners in the election had to be mafia, one had to be mason.
That seems logical to me. The mafia would not have ignored the chance to get a mafia mayor! Especially not after the way the mayor shafted them last time.
Lets face it, I was an outside candidate who made a mad dash at the end. Those two were the really strong contenders.
Of course if we kill both of them and niether are guilty….I suppose it will be my neck on the chopping block, but I dont think it will come to that.

You know, you make a valid point. Ochi was one of my supporters when the campaigning was just tomfoolery. Then, when the roles were passed out, she suddenly pulls out a whirlwind victory? The way I see it, we've either identified the masons or we've identified the mob, or quite possibly both.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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